🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Degenerated]

I am an eternal optimist.

I was like you once. Then the kumite implosion happened and I got woke on the ibs question.

 

[YW 525]

To be honest at this point I'd be rooting for them. Ralph and Andy have gone to far now.

Or maybe they haven't gone far enough.

 

[Love Machine]

Or maybe they haven't gone far enough.

No memeing, but this in unforgivable what they just did.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Honestly @Null, at this point @theralph is getting radioactive. I'd think carefully about going on his stream.

 

[Sam Losco]

At this point, it seems like they are fucking up this bad on purpose. I can't can't wrap my mind around them just being this fucking dumb. To quote Nicky Rackets:
"How are you like this? I don't understand."

 

[KOVALSKY]

Honestly @Null, at this point @theralph is getting radioactive. I'd think carefully about going on his stream.

Seconded, only bad things can come of this @Null

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

There was a recording of Zoom saying him and the plate gang were responsible for doxing the paypigs and Ralph knew, but only banned those people for one day and then let them back into his discord sorry for double posting.

Yeah maybe the plate gang but after ralph banned them. I doubt Corey would pass up a chance to claim Ralph told him to dox Akira.

 

[Sbralph]

Watching CP to own the libs, pedos, dispatch, zoom, septics, fbi. Good job @theralph. Also, crying about ethanralph.com while you were allowing and encouraging zoom's tardgang to dox and harass your own supporters is astronomically hypocritical.

 

[Degenerated]

I can see it now. The combined retardation of Andy and Ralph will somehow do what everyone else has failed to do and bring kiwifarms down.

 

[Love Machine]

Ralph you fat fucking piece of garbage, I know you're reading this. Get in here and try to damage control, you stupid piece of garbage. At this point from the bottom of my heart, I hope you live a long life in poverty you fucking chump.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I don't know why some of you guys are talking as if the show has some kind of future or redemption arc. You can't shit on your own fans and be proven hypocritical on every single point you ever attacked others on. It's just down hill from here.

Forgive their optimism, they're former fans and have sympathy for the disabled.

 

[YW 525]

At this point, it seems like they are fucking up this bad on purpose. I can't can't wrap my mind around them just being this fucking dumb.

So they were just pretending to be exceptional?

 

[KOVALSKY]

So they were just pretending to be exceptional?

I don't think it's possible to fake this level of exceptionalism.

 

[Charles A. Woodward]

Fucking got'emmmmmmmmmm...

Feels like watching Stan & Ollie in color

 

[twozero]

I'm sorry I need someone to break this down to me like I'm a fucking baby because I can't believe what I'm reading. Andy somehow convinced Ralph to come along for another autistic adventure, they watched CP together on stream potentially jeopardizing an FBI investigation by giving the predators time to DFE, Andy potentially DOWNLOADED the material onto his own computer. @theralph please help me understand how this is absolutely universe brained idea got pitched to you. Are you trying to look like fucking officer Doofy from Scary Movie 1? Are you and Andy going to stream yourselves getting your dicks stuck in vacuum cleaners next?

I legit hope what other people posted in this thread is flat wrong because I want to like you, it's just become very, very difficult.

Here's a bit of a basic gestalt to Simple Warski's detective stream, please do correct me where wrong:

• Warski and Ralph were made aware of an apparent pedo ring trading in "premium snapchat/instagram" with underage girls selling videos (or being exploited into sharing) which are then disseminated around Reddit, Mega, Discord and Instagram.
• This leads to a Mega folder containing a lot of material posted around by the "pedo ring", allegedly ranging from underage nudes to general instagram/cosplay thots.
• Andy refers multiple times that he instructed his contact, a British girl, to "download the folder and save it as evidence.zip"
• Andy brings the folder up on steam multiple times, albeit not in a full window, and lists out file names.
• Andy ensures to mention that he is only showing things that can go on the Stream, and not the underage nudes. It's implied that his contact is curating these to some extent, so it's not certain whether Andy himself download the Mega archive.
• A "report.txt" file is shown on Stream which comprehensively details the locations and methodology they've used to identify this cache of underage "soft-core child porn" (see a few pages back, links all redacted)
• Warski and Ralph proceed to run through various Discord/Insta/FB accounts that are implicated, all the while the people in question DFE in repsonse to the Stream.
• Post-stream, Warski proclaims it a mission accomplished while Ralph rushes back into the farms to address his doxed Piggu.

 

[Degenerated]

Forgive their optimism, they're former fans and have sympathy for the disabled.

I used to be a pretty big fan which is why I'm so pissed now.

 

[instythot]

I wouldn't keep Andy he is one of the reasons Zoom is around to begin with. Get rid of the exceptional litch and the exceptional phoenix because wherever they go they bring their shitty baggage.

I think that falls under "listening to Andy"

 

[Larry Anon]

Quote from someone on Andy's Twitter:
"You just said in front of 1500 people that you downloaded CP onto your computer. You better call a lawyer."

We've reached previously unheard of levels of exceptionalism. I cannot WAIT until they take their crime fighting skills to Miami.

 

[Freeman]

Please let these two faggots make it to Miami, yahweh only knows the shit these idiots will get involved in.

 

[mrgou]

it's time to stop drinking ralph