Apex Legends General - Another "Battle Royal"

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DSP being a shitty teammate in a competitive co-op setting, Episode #431:

















  1. Somehow manages to not see the goddamn shotgun his teammate JUST asked for, even when it's literally right in his face, relaying completely incorrect information to said teammate. His teammate later finds the shotgun himself and tells his team, with Phil's reaction being: "Oh, nice".
  2. Gets downed first of his team because he was startled by the gunfire and due to him having the reaction time of a rock. Decides to slowly scale the wall, gets shot in the ass (which is hard to miss, tbh).
It's like having your 75-year-old grandpa who's suffering from hearing loss and cataract on your team. Absolutely fucking useless.
 
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Hungrymandinner said:
Also this game is boring as fuck. Gather weapons for 20 minutes that you use for 10 seconds.
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No, DSP is playing it as boringly as possible. His entire strategy in battle royale games is to hide as long as possible until everyone else kills each other and he has to finish off the last person.

Note in this last match, their team came in second place despite only killing one other squad.

Contrast that to a guy like Dr. Disrespect, whose team manages to kill 25-35 people out of 57 opponents in a win.

DSP is now complaining that "his ultimate made him worthless" because he couldn't fire his gun or something.

Edit: Did that say DSP has 8 kills in his career? In all the time he's played this game he isn't even in double digit kills yet? Did I misread that?

Double Edit: The last endgame screen said DSP has 46 lifetime kills. Maybe 8 was his daily tally or something.
 
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Salubrious said:
No, DSP is playing it as boringly as possible. His entire strategy in battle royale games is to hide as long as possible until everyone else kills each other and he has to finish off the last person.

Note in this last match, their team came in second place despite only killing one other squad.

Contrast that to a guy like Dr. Disrespect, whose team manages to kill 25-35 people out of 57 opponents in a win.

DSP is now complaining that "his ultimate made him worthless" because he couldn't fire his gun or something.
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Ah. I see that strategy worked out for Phil. He played for 19 minutes and then died within 30 seconds of seeing the enemy, without getting a shot off.
 
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Jeeeeeez, he got downed first again because he just ran across fairly open grounds, not checking his surroundings. Got revived, but then downed again while standing still, and his team got rekt:

















Also, make note of Brian's reaction: he's getting annoyed by his team lack of skill, and rightfully so.

-edit- 4th match, DSP gets downed first AGAIN just after touching the ground. That's 3 out of 4 matches he manages to be the first one to go down, (unsuccessfully) depending on his team to get him up.

At this point, dragging along a bag of potatoes instead of DSP being on their team would be way more useful to them.

-edit2- 5th match, and... you guessed it: DSP gets downed first once again! That's an impressive score of 4 out of 5 matches.

-edit3- 6th match and he actually saved his team who were down. Faced someone with typical console potato aim in a shotgun (enemy) vs. LMG (DSP) scenario in close quarters who for some reason wasn't able to kill DSP, so he managed to kill that person and revive his team.
 
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DSP is playing Apex wrong, which is a shock, I know. Apex is pretty much one of the only BRs that encourages you to fight early, fight often. Because of the respawn system, its beneficial to hunt down teams as early as possible.

In Apex, you are punished for hiding, because basically your later loot comes from killing other teams. The longer you hide, the worse your loot is. The circle also isn't as damaging as other games, so you're not going to win by just hiding. That's why if you play like Phil does you die instantly in late engagements because enemy teams that have been killing have fully upgraded guns while you're sticking around with half-upgraded PoSes that tickle them.

Its not like PuBG. If you hide and don't kill, you are at a severe disadvantage.
 
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This match has been going on for 10+ minutes and their squad hasn't even encountered an enemy yet.

Edit: Of course they get rekt as soon as they finally stumble upon enemies.

The most notable part being DSP downing an enemy but not even attempting to go for the kill nor loot him even though he had plenty of time.
 
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They won a game, DSPS first reaction

"where is my money? where is my donation you promised? Let the money roll in" (and looking his chat really hard )
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I saw a $10 and someone claimed a $4. Should be interesting to see where the tips total ends up.

Edit: Apparently there was a $50 anonymous one in there too. So expect full clown mode.
 
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Two anonymous $50 tips in a row now and another anonymous $20 tip after that. And he also mentioned during pre-stream he received a $40 tip today when he wasn't streaming, so whatever today's total is, add $40 to that.

Well, let's be honest, he completely deserves it. I can imagine it's impossible to resist showering this born entertainer with money for his hard work:


















-edit- And another anonymous $20 tip. The message claimed it made the two $50 tips and the $20 tip as well.
 
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over $150 in anonymous tips, clearly a huge cuck too because they gave a $20 tip to tell phil it wasnt the person in chat (quote_me_if_its_a_troll or somethiong) who was claiming they gave the tip.

@BSV you supporting phil behind the scenes again? ppl say this smells of you.
 
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gin_nose said:
@BSV you supporting phil behind the scenes again? ppl say this smells of you.
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This "ppl" isn't somehow Bryan Dunn, is it? I don't understand how tutankhamunn, Emerald 7, and countless other donors have come and gone since BSV's departure from the DSPhere, and yet someone could still suspect BSV of being behind some new one ?
 
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