🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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debatelimination said:
Ralph is done. His "brand" is destroyed, re-branding will not help him. Sargon is probably the only youtuber in internet blood sports that actually managed to build 3 separate successful active, 100k+ subs youtube channels.
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As someone who hates sargoy, I cant argue with this.

That and sargon was an applebees waiter. Applebees is a successful eztablishment. What did ralph do again? "Guntergate journalism" for some backwards "newspages"? Round 2 goes to sargoy.
 
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debatelimination said:
Ralph is done. His "brand" is destroyed, re-branding will not help him. Sargon is probably the only youtuber in internet blood sports that actually managed to build 3 separate successful active, 100k+ subs youtube channels.
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Where the hell have you been?

Edit : Yeah this is low energy. Might as well wait for the hi-lights.
 
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As someone who hates sargoy, I cant argue with this.

That and sargon was an applebees waiter. Applebees is a successful eztablishment. What did ralph do again? "Guntergate journalism" for some backwards "newspages"? Round 2 goes to sargoy.
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Couldn't agree more, he had a career prior to becoming a youtube figure. JF is only one that might be on his level but too bad JF's controversial past is keeping him away from becoming a bigger youtube figure.
 
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zyclonPD said:
Going to call it now that Ralph's audience that he had was mostly waiting and expectant Nick Rekeita fans. Memology has been covering a lot of Vic Mignogna stuff lately so they likely tuned in hoping for stuff like that. Instead they got a fat alcoholic. Now they are eagerly awaiting a real show.
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I did call this yesterday. He got the views yesterday based on the guests and an anticipation from the audience of Rekeita's stream. Nick was pulling more viewers at a later time waiting for his stream to start Than Ralph is pulling almost 45 minutes in.
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zyclonPD said:
I did call this yesterday. He got the views yesterday based on the guests and an anticipation from the audience of Rekeita's stream. Nick was pulling more viewers at a later time waiting for his stream to start Than Ralph is pulling almost 45 minutes in.
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Don't forget too, Ralph tweeted out this would be the last Killstream and everyone should come watch. If he hadn't click baited this stream so much his numbers would probably be even more in the toilet. People aren't watching because of Ralph anymore, they're there for either the guest or a gunt sighting, or they are an extremely confused Memology 101 fan tuning in to the sound of dolphins.
 
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The Gunt is self-aware!
"Nick will be drawing more numbers anyway and I want as many people to watch him possible"...
"My brain doesn't give a fuck when I'm completely trashed"...

Stay. Off. The. Booze.
Alcoholism is peak white niggery.

I do miss those autistic polls and stickers.

Lord Akira said:
Can someone do the kindness of giving me the crib notes for tonight’s stream? I refuse to expose my senses to anymore gunt noises, it’s a health hazard.
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I'll try, stream in the background while I work on my own things.
 
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Lord Akira said:
Can someone do the kindness of giving me the crib notes for tonight’s stream? I refuse to expose my senses to anymore gunt noises, it’s a health hazard.
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Tl'DW: Lick Rekeita's booty hole(It's a lot to the point he will have a pinker butthole than a pornstar who bleaches her's),throw some shade at Coach Red Pill and news/callers.
 
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tuscangarder said:
Ralph has 0 energy or charisma anymore. It is clear he hates streaming and is afraid of his own shadow at this point. How is his IRL streaming gonna even work out with him being such a sad sack of potatoes? IRL is already the most boring genre there is.
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Dispatch already called them when they were at a restaurant, I wonder what kind of devious intent the fellows at /cow/ have in mind?
 
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