🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Dingus Egg]

Judging by tonight's stream, Andy seems like he'll be wrangler in this filler season if Ralph keeps sperging out and looking like a schizo

Can you even imagine?
Andy: Ralph, put down t-t-t *FAWK YEAH the gun, you're drunk
Ralph: Don't tell me what do do Andy, go pound out some superchats real quick
Andy: O-okay, Niggerkiller96xx1488 says pull the trigger Ethan, join your mom in the afterlife. Wow thats mean.

And so on.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Why the fuq does ralph look so uncomfortable and nervous in that andy IRL stream? It makes it difficult to even watch.

Because he knows everyone is just waiting for him to flash his gunt. He was a lot more comfortable and giddy when they were filming in Knoxville. He didn't have to think about this place and the ranch all the time. Everyone was on his side, Dispatch and Akira weren't shitting on him all day, etc. Now stream.me is a nuclear wasteland and he's living on borrowed time on YouTube and he knows it. It's a matter of time before he gets fucked off from YT.

I do kinda feel bad when I put myself in his shoes, but he's been warned repeatedly. About Andy, about Zoom, about sperging out, about shielding... I mean Andy isn't going to pay his bills if he gets shoah'd. I don't know why risk pretty much everything for him.

 

[Lord Akira]

Ralph just needs to start laughing at Dispatch.

He is physically incapable, we live rent-free in his head as a sign of a guilty conscious. He will sperg at us whenever, wherever. He'll probably even come in here and do it in a bit.

 

[AnOminous]

@Lord Akira just got banned for saying "Andy and Ralph need to look out for ram ranch"

Literally assblasted by a meme.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Ralph just needs to start laughing at Dispatch.

All bullshit aside, Ralph's been dishing out the best bantz he ever could against Dispatch. He can call him an A-log, obsessive and autistic, which is all true. But all things being equal, he can't go after his personal life the way Dispatch can.

EDIT: See when Dispatch pulled the pic of him with the cheerleaders. That's the type of easy bantz Xander can throw back his way and leave Ralph with his dick in his hand.

 

[Shady Attorney]

I mean Andy isn't going to pay his bills if he gets shoah'd.....why risk pretty much everything for him.

This is the same guy who risked his internet career over the guy he called a 'pedophile' and then later calls him a friend

 

[Smarty Pants]

This is the same guy who risked his internet career over the guy he called a 'pedophile' and then later calls him a friend

He's back to being Zoom's friend now, even though he's the one who summoned You-Know-Who to begin with.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Rate me optimistic, but I think Ralph deep down knows he is treading a very fine line.

He's not off to a very good start on his Mr. Clean-4-YouTube track, he got angry and called people 'faggots' twice this evening in this little IRL bar adventure from what I had viewed of it. The guy is falling apart he's still the same unstable sperg he was prior to leaving stream.me, I thought Warski was the one losing it but Ralph looked like a mess tonight, a big fat mess.

 

[tuscangarder]

Rekita just sperged out on SJWs on his stream and wished that they all would die in a nasty nasty accident lol

 

[Shady Attorney]

Rekita just sperged out on SJWs on his stream and wished that they all would die in a nasty nasty accident lol

See @theralph? That's how you're supposed to hold your liquor and push at people with your bantz. Not sperg at autists and memes while on a glaze-eyed stupor

 

[Smarty Pants]

@DispatchCommit am I crazy here or was there a point where you, Ralph and Andy were talking about building a site together in the early days of stream.me?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

If you want to send your love and support to Ethan Ralph and Andy Warski you can do just that using the following address.

Ethan Ralph & Andy Warski
700 Everett Street
Richmond, Virginia

If you want to bunk next to them you can by renting a nice little loft using this website.

Hopper Lofts

Richmond, luxury, loft, apartments, Manchester, old town Manchester, amenities, luxury living

www.hopperlofts.com

*Note: Ignore the luxury tag as you will be living next to drug addicts, drunks and possible fans of child pornography.

 

[tuscangarder]

That apt doesn't look luxury on the inside? I legit thought they were renting out a trailer by how the kitchen looked.

 

[Sam Losco]

Rekita just sperged out on SJWs on his stream and wished that they all would die in a nasty nasty accident lol

Rekieta thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nick-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871

 

[Dingus Egg]

Rekieta thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nick-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871

Lmao his thread is two pages and it's all positive, what a stark contrast to this one.

 

[Slap47]

Nick was at 9.6k viewers early. Now at 7.7k. That's a drop or 1.9k viewers. Is this the end for Nick Rekieta?

edit: Now 7.2k viewers. edit2: 6.1k, edit3: 5.3k

Both Nick and Ralph have shows that are very heavily dependent on guests. Nick's gotta find retarded people to humiliate and Ralph needs actual professional entertainers and interesting people.

 

[Lord Akira]

Both Nick and Ralph have shows that are very heavily dependent on guests. Nick's gotta find exceptional people to humiliate and Ralph needs actual professional entertainers and interesting people.

Nick will always have an audience because he has a skill set, which is basically translating legalese into normal layman talk. Even if he pulls sub-3K viewers, it'll still be a reliable block because he will have a core audience to play to. Ralph doesn't have that block if a new drama channel arises, because he lacks that je ni sais quoi that keeps people focused outside of a few sycophants that hope he will acknowledge their defensive coverage for him on the farms and the ranch.

 

[Lemmingwise]

. Jude's having the reputation of being a Neo-Nazi Project would cost it more than $25,000

Right, that's why the news article is relevant. Without the news article they would have the money, but not the reputation.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Ralph just needs to start laughing at Dispatch.

Nah, ralph just needs to stop drinking so much and go with andy to the gym and focus on his show. Roll with the bantz. let things go and stop being an ass about things tbh. Hopefully the memology 101 works out for him.

 

[Fannyscum]

Nick will always have an audience because he has a skill set, which is basically translating legalese into normal layman talk. Even if he pulls sub-3K viewers, it'll still be a reliable block because he will have a core audience to play to. Ralph doesn't have that block if a new drama channel arises, because he lacks that je ni sais quoi that keeps people focused outside of a few sycophants that hope he will acknowledge their defensive coverage for him on the farms and the ranch.

Friendship ended with Ralph.
Now Rackets is my new best friend.