Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
Honestly just waiting for his ego to get the better of him so he can ascend into proper lolcowdom.

It will absolutely happen. He'll do or say something that upsets some autistic lemmings out there and they will turn on him. It's happened to all of the people before him and it will continue long after.
 
Ehh. He's not really a lolcow. Cringy boomer sure. But he's too self-aware and successful in life to be a lolcow,. He's basically in the same boat as Dick Masterson.
Dick's an engineer and Nick's a lawyer. The most successful Internet Bloodsports players are those who've done shit with their lives.
 
How much does Rackets actually drink? I think that would be the major factor when determining whether he's a lolcow. I would call his show a new and improved version of Internet Blood Sports, the way the Kumite was to Drunken Peasants, Warski Live was to the Kumite, and the Killstream was to Warski live.

All the shows I listed above were lead by substance abusers: TJ the pothead, Tonka the pillhead, Warski the cokehead, and Ralph the drunk.
 
I think the more a public person gets themselves into internet drama, the more they risk fucking up for thousands or millions of people to see. And Nick is probably heading down that path, how fast/slow is up to him really.

It's not a coincidence that the vast majority of cows we have here are either public figures on the internet, or people who have the ambition to be public figures on the internet.
 
Dont care about how much hate this gets, but Rekieta acted like an absolute scumbag during the Donga stream. He was clearly intending to entrap him, which is in clear violation of basic ethical principles, and was entirely unrepentant for his actions. This is especially shitty considering that Rekieta prides himself on being a devout Christian.

I used to frequently watch Rackets, because I thought he was funny and overall a wholesome guy, but stopped almost entirely after that stream and his refusal to admit that what he did was scummy. He seems to be going down the rabbit hole of internet tism, and from the albeit limited content I've seen of his his moral standards and professionalism seem to be devolving.

And just to cut off every response that "Donga is a scumbag who deserves getting shit on," no he doesn't, at least not by Nick. Just because someone's a scumbag doesnt mean you need to devolve to their level. Also, I find it quite interesting that Nick was perfectly fine to admit on the Doug Tenapel stream that he entrapped Donga, but not to Donga on his own stream. Real courage and manliness there Rackets.
 
He has one major mitigating factor that may protect him from ever dissolving: Nigga's got like five kids.
Actually raising 2 kids is a fucking terror but five? When you have five littlehitlers running around you either andrea yates the little bastards or their bullshit oddly tempers you.

It's been mentioned prior, but I personally think that everyone is one intoxicated rant away from total annihilation though. Every person alive holds opinions that are contrary to what is colloquially acceptable.

You kind of have to look at law as its own tard rangler as well: Every lawyer I have ever met personally was an exceptional individual. They just manage to corral these spergs into a profitable form of mental masturbation
 
I don't think of Nick as any sort of lolcow in a traditional sense, but like Jim or Mad at the Internet it's nice having a thread that can be dedicated to discussions of his show and the spastics that it's attracting and the happenings that take place on it. I think this should be in Internet Famous instead of Multimedia though; the topic of Nick's show has begun permeating the other threads on the board and it would be nice to concentrate it all down.

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In other Nick related news, he's officially confirmed that he'll be able to attend and host a panel on Vic's lawsuit at an anime convention in Texas on March 8th and 9th, so we'll get to see Nick wrangle himself some weaboo autism live on stage.
 
Some FAQs from a fanboy. All from his vids and social profiles - no dox here.

Personal details:

Nick "Nicky Rackets, The Alt-Right Lawyer, The Blackface Lawyer" Rekieta
"Central Minnesota" (Possibly Spicer, population around 1200)
Married for some time to Kayla "Lady Rackets" Rekieta; five children
37 years old (born in 1981/1982)

When does Nick typically stream?

Nick used to be more of a plain video-maker than a streamer, but he now streams fairly regularly at 12:00 midnight ET on weekday nights.

Is Rekieta a "real lawyer?"

Rekieta graduated from the Mitchell Hamline School of Law (then the William Mitchell College of Law) in St. Paul, MN, and started his own small law firm, Rekieta Law. As far as we know, despite his YouTube success, he continues to take clients through his firm.

Is Rekieta legally representing Vic Mignogna, Richard C. "Diversity and Comics" Meyer, or the other people whose cases he discusses in his videos?

No; it is very likely that Rekieta will never make a video regarding a case in which he is directly representing one of the participants. In the case of Mignogna, however, he did refer an attorney to him, as well as start the GoFundMe campaign to fund his case.

Is Rekieta really an "alt-right lawyer?"

Rekieta has gained this title by associating with others that have been tarred with the "alt-right" brush, such as appearing on Ethan Ralph's Killstream and covering the case of Richard C. Meyer vs Mark Waid with sympathies to the Meyer side. His actual political inclinations are probably what the kids these days call "basic bitch conservative," and actual alt-righters probably don't approve of his choice in friends (see below).

Why is Rekieta called "the blackface lawyer?"

One of Nick's best and longest friends is a black man named Drexel. Drexel has appeared on a couple of Nick's streams. One time "soon after college," Nick pranked Drexel by dressing up as him by applying skin toner and wearing a fro wig and some of Drexel's clothes (which would have been too large for Nick). A photo of this incident has made its way to the internet.

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Rekieta claims that he did this to make fun more of himself, as a scrawny, nerdy white guy, rather than to mock the "black guy cool" Drexel or black people in general, and that he wasn't dressing up as a stereotype of black people; he was dressing up as a stereotype of Drexel. Drexel says he was not offended at the time and isn't offended by it now, but the picture has given plenty of ammunition to Rekieta haters who know more about how black people feel than actual black people.

What's up with the hives/itchiness/redness when Rekieta gets excited?

Nick seems to have a bizarre condition where in he has an allergy-like skin reaction when he gets excited or angry, which occasionally manifests on his stream.

Does Rekieta know what he's talking about?

Nick Rekieta graduated from a law school and kept his large family fed by operating his own law firm. Even if he may be making most of his money from YouTube nowadays (which is not certain; superchats have been flooding in on his recent streams, but it's still likely he makes more through the work from his firm), those videos are made with a wealth of experience in both the letter and the actual practice of law (which are often quite different). For as great as you may be, if you are not trained in and have not practiced law, it should be taken for granted that Rekieta knows more about legal matters than you and your search results page, so for God's sake, if Nick is telling you to lawyer up, lawyer up.

NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE!
 
Dont care about how much hate this gets, but Rekieta acted like an absolute scumbag during the Donga stream. He was clearly intending to entrap him,
I would not consider letting someone lie to your face entrapment. Rackets let donga dig his own grave. It's not his fault donga was dumb enough to pick up the shovel.
 
Dont care about how much hate this gets, but Rekieta acted like an absolute scumbag during the Donga stream. He was clearly intending to entrap him, which is in clear violation of basic ethical principles, and was entirely unrepentant for his actions. This is especially shitty considering that Rekieta prides himself on being a devout Christian.

I used to frequently watch Rackets, because I thought he was funny and overall a wholesome guy, but stopped almost entirely after that stream and his refusal to admit that what he did was scummy. He seems to be going down the rabbit hole of internet tism, and from the albeit limited content I've seen of his his moral standards and professionalism seem to be devolving.

And just to cut off every response that "Donga is a scumbag who deserves getting shit on," no he doesn't, at least not by Nick. Just because someone's a scumbag doesnt mean you need to devolve to their level. Also, I find it quite interesting that Nick was perfectly fine to admit on the Doug Tenapel stream that he entrapped Donga, but not to Donga on his own stream. Real courage and manliness there Rackets.
He let those people on because Tonka lied right to his face. Wouldn't that piss you off that you are trying to be genuine with someone only to be lied to right to your face and to top it off you are a lawyer who sniffs out bs for a living so its equally insulting. To me that's disrespectful. Personally I feel you lay in your bed now you make it. Tonka didn't have to go on there he could have left the call at any time he's supposed to be a big boy. In fact Rekeita even nudged at some points maybe you should leave. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
 
I would not consider letting someone lie to your face entrapment. Rackets let donga dig his own grave. It's not his fault donga was dumb enough to pick up the shovel.
If by pick up the shovel you mean sneakily try to get Donga to accept to talk to Warski, and when Donga said he would at some point Rekieta almost immediately sent Warski the link, who then sent it to Keemstar and Zoom. The Zoon bit is even more egregious because Zoom then proceeds to dox Dongas grandmother live on stream.

He let those people on because Tonka lied right to his face. Wouldn't that piss you off that you are trying to be genuine with someone only to be lied to right to your face and to top it off you are a lawyer who sniffs out bs for a living so its equally insulting. To me that's disrespectful. Personally I feel you lay in your bed now you make it. Tonka didn't have to go on there he could have left the call at any time he's supposed to be a big boy. In fact Rekeita even nudged at some points maybe you should leave. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Pissed yes, but any person who truly believes in the teachings of Christ wouldn't then stoop down to that person's level or even lower. That's kinda the whole point of turn the other cheek.

EDIT: This is my final post on the subject. I'm essentially rehashing paragraph 3 of my first post, so I don't see this conversation going any further.
 
Listening to his rant at the voice actor nobodies reminded me a lot of early CWC squeaking at the trolls.
 
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If by pick up the shovel you mean sneakily try to get Donga to accept to talk to Warski, and when Donga said he would at some point Rekieta almost immediately sent Warski the link, who then sent it to Keemstar and Zoom. The Zoon bit is even more egregious because Zoom then proceeds to dox Dongas grandmother live on stream.


Pissed yes, but any person who truly believes in the teachings of Christ wouldn't then stoop down to that person's level or even lower. That's kinda the whole point of turn the other cheek.

EDIT: This is my final post on the subject. I'm essentially rehashing paragraph 3 of my first post, so I don't see this conversation going any further.
When has he said he's christian?
 
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