Please don't. I know it might be ok for ourselves and our amusement but we could probably.... help things along a tiny bit by being a bit more focused on whatever we punt off to Nick and Primarch Tyberius. They've probably already got a lot of data that needs cross referencing in archive links so far. Marchi screeching into the wind and covering herself in shit is one thing (and definitely funny for us) but we've already got the best stuff send off. I suspect.
Weeb Wars Order of Battle
VicKicksBack
Primarch Tyberius III
Inquisitor Nicholas Reiketa
Amazonian Interrogators
Kiwi Signal Ops and Archiving Unit
Shane's abused chair
Risembool Rangers - 12,000 (approx)
Kornstars - 15-20,000 (approx)
KickVic
Monica "Bitch" Rial
Jamie "Mad March" Machi
Ron "Soye" Toye
Chris "Blackmail" Sabbat
Jen "Kill dem" Brown
Miles "FruitLoops" Luna
Marzgurl
ANN
Funimation
Roosterteeth
Shane's Soy tard cum
The Rialists 3,500 (approx)
Bewitched Warriors 855 (approx)
Sabbaticals (numbers unknown/negligable)
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As much as I just wrote out the above as a bit of a shitpost that we see a pretty fucking big gap on why they lost control of the narrative so quickly and it wasn't just that of Vic and Todd lawyering up.
The hilarious hilarious disparity in the fan club numbers is just breath-taking. For every 1 person that might have supported Rial or Machi there's 20-30 people who are going to impulsively go "nah, I don't believe that."