Weird People You Went To School With - And where they are today

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To make a long story very short I tried to be his friend because he didn't have any. He talked about how close he was with his sisters but didn't have any friends in our class. He was nice to me for about a week then for a really dumb reason he started to bully me. To this day it's perplexing to me why a person with no friends would bully someone nice to them but this was a pattern with anyone else who was nice to him.
Maybe he was so scared of said friend ditching him that he decided to scare them off before they had a chance to. That's something I heard in the lines of why some people will act as your friend and then act like assholes and dump you.
 
Maybe he was so scared of said friend ditching him that he decided to scare them off before they had a chance to. That's something I heard in the lines of why some people will act as your friend and then act like assholes and dump you.

I could see that. I met him in 7th grade so I don't know anything about his history with people before that. I think he really wanted to have power over people and power turns a lot of people into jerks.
 
Strap in, folks.

In my post in this thread about the warlock guy I mentioned having another great story about him. It gets weird from here.

The year following the bullying incident, we were both in 8th grade. He didn't so much as mutter a word to me after being threatened so I was just an observer for his other shenanigans but we had all of our classes together so I always had a front row seat to his craziness. We got to go on a field trip, the whole 8th grade class, so there were around 80-100 of us and we were on two buses. After the trip they took us to an area that had three fast food places next to each other and said to only eat at one of those restaurants and not to hop from one to the other (just eat and stay there until it's time to get back on the buses.) If you crossed the street from where the restaurants were, there was a big bowling alley, which of course was off limits.

The guy had made friends with a kid who transferred mid-year named Sabastian, who was okay but socially awkward. The warlock guy was able to get away with his dumb lies to this poor kid, and got him into a few of his weird fake-witchcraft attention-getting stuff. After everyone was finished eating and it was time to get back on the buses, Sabastian and the warlock were nowhere to be found. The teachers were panicked and asked if anyone knew where they were. One kid admitted they saw them go over to the bowling alley, which was a very long walk from the buses. One of the old teachers made the long walk and a few minutes later, came out with both of them. Both were crying the entire walk of shame to the bus. All of the kids on the bus were laughing hysterically. Apparently they had been found together in the men's bathroom. Neither of them would speak about the incident after the trip. Eventually Sabastian was transferred to another school and the warlock continued to convince people he had magical powers and had a girlfriend in Egypt. The girl's name always changed over time but it the names were similar (Pearl, Ruby, Diamond, etc.) but no matter how we aged he always insisted she was 13. By high school he told people she was pregnant.

Last time I saw him he was working in a shop that sells crystals and tarot cards and didn't seem any different whatsoever.
 
There were actually two very odd people I went to high school with. Their names were Joey and Matthew.

The school I went to was very small. Only about 13 people total in the high school. One of the freshmen there was named Joey. Joey had to be about 300-400 pounds and he was super short. He is best known for being a brony. He created a brony cult in the school and he was the leader. Usually at lunch, he’d get together with his other members of the brony cult and talk about all things My Little Pony. One time, someone at the brony cult loudly inquired, “what pony would you want to f****” to everyone’s horror. Later on, this guy Joey wrote a My Little Pony fanfiction involving the Mane cast and other students at the school. One of my friends was named “the fat Jew” in this fan fiction, which was ironic considering that my friend was at least half Joey’s size. Near the end of the year, we all went to the pool for an end-of-the-year party and Joey was shirtless. He had very low-hanging man boobs and he would do Tarzan yells with his boobs wobbling to and fro, and proceeded to make people’s eyes bleed.

This other guy was named Matthew. This was at the same school that had around 13 people. I was the only girl high school student. He was a senior and I was a junior. When I met this guy, he was wearing an ankle bracelet. That was already suspicious enough. He introduced himself to me by telling me his entire traumatic backstory. Most days, he would openly ogle at me. It wouldn’t have been as bad if he weren’t so obvious about it. Anyway, this guy Matthew had a violent streak as well. He would punch people and not get in trouble for it. He was also very messy and would manage to destroy everything he touched. I would also like to add that he was the only student that had to be accompanied by his mom on field trips. There was one day he called his mom Cruella D’evil because she was doing something he didn’t like. On a different field trip, he got jealous of the kids that got popcorn and snacks for a movie and our school didn’t. Similarly, at the end-of-the-year pool party, he threw a fit that he couldn’t get another bag of chips and was nearly sent back to school for that. To top this all off, he gave me the nickname “Cheesecake”. Unsurprisingly, his favorite restaurant was the Cheesecake Factory. To add to this creepiness, he one time put one of my friends against a wall and said that he “wanted to paint him” while he was holding one of those rolly paintbrushes. My friend said that if he could go back, he probably would have drop kicked him for that. Another thing he liked to do was insult people. Despite his obvious crush on me, he would insult my skills and said that the salsa I made wasn’t good (this cooking was a part of one of the classes we took). When I was making that salsa, he said he “wanted to cut things too”. For the odd wording, it creeped many people out that he just wanted to cut things. At least I didn’t possibly give people food poisoning. Matthew made raw fried chicken in that class and fed it to other students. When Matthew graduated, everyone was happy. We were all given awards in this school for various qualities we possessed for things like patience, helpfulness, diligence, etc. Matthew got “most enthusiastic”. The friend with the paintbrush incident added to this by saying that the actual award was “most enthusiastic to rape you” as a joke. During my senior year in that school, I asked some of the teachers about their experiences with Matthew. They said that they were relieved that he was gone.

I don’t know where any of these people are now, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see Matthew in jail. Joey could either be dead from how fat he is or possibly still writing My Little Pony fan fiction. I have no idea, but it would be very hard to track.
Was this a religious school? Or just a really small town?
 
My high school was the designated tard pen for the district. We had a few notable speds. One of them was this autistic guy who could not help but grope everything he saw. He couldn't be allowed to walk the halls alone, lest he gang rape all the freshman girls.

He came up behind me one day, put his hand on my shoulder, and whispered in my ear a quip I will never forget. "Some girls have long hair. And some have cunts."
 
There was one kid I went to school with whose whole family was fucked.
This one particular kid drooled...a lot. His sister drooled too, but not nearly as bad as he did, and their little brother was a fucking full-on tardspaz.

It's rumored that the mother both drank and did cocaine while she was pregnant with each of them, and I don't doubt it in the least.

I was friendly with the oldest kid as he was an alright guy, just a little strange. One time our music teacher (who was a total drunk) sent both me and him out to her car to get her "medicine" for her. Took me years to realize we had fetched her bottle of booze for her.

Halfway through freshman year this kid came out as super gay (nobody was surprised) and he moved away. Apparently now he's a rather famous drag queen. Go figure.
 
I actually met a real autistic savant in high school. Not one of those mostly normal but socially oblivious neckbeards with Aspergers at worst, but a full on Rain Man type. I never heard him speak, he was always barging into the classrooms of teachers he liked whenever he felt like it, he'd give no indication that he understood anything that was said to him, he was stimming constantly and he'd burst out laughing at random times. His hygiene seemed fine, he kinda looked like his parents dressed him but nothing outlandish. I just figured he was a garden variety low-functioning sped and thought nothing of it until he started showing up in my high level chemistry and calculus classes, he didn't appear to listen to the lectures but he got right absorbed in the textbooks and apparently could keep up fine, despite the fact that he got kicked out of the classroom for laughing and slamming his hands on the desk pretty regularly.

Anyway, one of his spergy hobbies was to draw reproductions of pictures from his encyclopedias from memory, one day he drew a picture of some historical battle and decided to give it to a girl as a present. The girl's friend ripped it out of his hand and threw a shit fit, screeching that the picture was of him murdering his classmates and that he was clearly making a threat. The poor sperg ended up in handcuffs being interrogated by the cops, obviously unable to defend himself and probably in full meltdown mode. They pulled the kid's cousin out of class to calm him down and called his parents (they were Chinese and the cousin needed to translate), they recognized the photo and where it was from and tried to explain the context. Cops didn't care, poor bastard got expelled, arrested and eventually deported. Once everyone found out what was going on a few people tried to stand up for him but the girl's friend kept going on about how they were so violated and had PTSD and literal rape yada yada. The girl he gave the photo to was actually pretty chill about it once she understood but the friend and her family were known in the community as a bunch of litigious drama whores so no one wanted to cross them. No idea what happened to him after that, not sure how well China treats spergs but his family seemed to care about him a lot, I hope they found him a job where he can balance equations in peace. :optimistic:

The drama whore was always putting herself in the middle of people's business and blowing everything out of proportion, the other incident I remember off the top of my head was some kids silly-stringed her house once and she got them in a bunch of legal trouble for "committing a racist hate crime" (they were the same race as she was...) Her parents financially supported her unsuccessful attempts to become a famous musician while she did drugs and fucked her way through a bunch of aspiring rappers, she eventually latched onto one and popped out a kid or two. Nowadays she posts retarded woke shit on social media (anti-GMO, anti-vax, wants basic income, wants slavery reparations, you know the drill) and does drugs while her parents watch the kids and her boyfriend serves a prison sentence.
 
I got a couple and it's not really the kids fault but their familes, first was this kid named Nick nice fellah who'd play touch football and he lived in a pretty large house with his grandparents and aunt we never asked where his parents were but the story here is more about his aunt who was an absolute card and definition of crazy aunt. She was a full on butch lesbian who had a MC Hammer flat top (this was early 90's which was the style of the time) always wore Nike or Reebok track suits in bright ass Phoenix Suns blue and orange and rode around on a Kawasaki Ninja.
The other was Fernando, now Fernando lived in a similar conditions but it was his mother, aunt, grandpa and siblings as for his father the most we got from him was he did shit for the cartels and couldn't leave but they always got money from him to go to Universal Studios and Disney Land like 3-4 times a year. Like most typical Mexican households they had one room that was full of nice furniture and it was off limits to everyone at all times, also one day a stain appeared on their dining room wall and his Mom thought it was the Virgin Mary or something so it always had fruit and Jesus candles by it.
 
I actually met a real autistic savant in high school. Not one of those mostly normal but socially oblivious neckbeards with Aspergers at worst, but a full on Rain Man type. I never heard him speak, he was always barging into the classrooms of teachers he liked whenever he felt like it, he'd give no indication that he understood anything that was said to him, he was stimming constantly and he'd burst out laughing at random times. His hygiene seemed fine, he kinda looked like his parents dressed him but nothing outlandish. I just figured he was a garden variety low-functioning sped and thought nothing of it until he started showing up in my high level chemistry and calculus classes, he didn't appear to listen to the lectures but he got right absorbed in the textbooks and apparently could keep up fine, despite the fact that he got kicked out of the classroom for laughing and slamming his hands on the desk pretty regularly.

Anyway, one of his spergy hobbies was to draw reproductions of pictures from his encyclopedias from memory, one day he drew a picture of some historical battle and decided to give it to a girl as a present. The girl's friend ripped it out of his hand and threw a shit fit, screeching that the picture was of him murdering his classmates and that he was clearly making a threat. The poor sperg ended up in handcuffs being interrogated by the cops, obviously unable to defend himself and probably in full meltdown mode. They pulled the kid's cousin out of class to calm him down and called his parents (they were Chinese and the cousin needed to translate), they recognized the photo and where it was from and tried to explain the context. Cops didn't care, poor bastard got expelled, arrested and eventually deported. Once everyone found out what was going on a few people tried to stand up for him but the girl's friend kept going on about how they were so violated and had PTSD and literal rape yada yada. The girl he gave the photo to was actually pretty chill about it once she understood but the friend and her family were known in the community as a bunch of litigious drama whores so no one wanted to cross them. No idea what happened to him after that, not sure how well China treats spergs but his family seemed to care about him a lot, I hope they found him a job where he can balance equations in peace. :optimistic:

The drama whore was always putting herself in the middle of people's business and blowing everything out of proportion, the other incident I remember off the top of my head was some kids silly-stringed her house once and she got them in a bunch of legal trouble for "committing a racist hate crime" (they were the same race as she was...) Her parents financially supported her unsuccessful attempts to become a famous musician while she did drugs and fucked her way through a bunch of aspiring rappers, she eventually latched onto one and popped out a kid or two. Nowadays she posts exceptional woke shit on social media (anti-GMO, anti-vax, wants basic income, wants slavery reparations, you know the drill) and does drugs while her parents watch the kids and her boyfriend serves a prison sentence.
Millennials are the worst generation.
 
Not one in school, but in university, so not sure if it will count...but I always found this guy funny.

Guy is an American-Chinese who went to the UK to study. Serial liar and all around sped. The guy came from a wealthy family which owned a Michelin starred Chinese restaurant, which he claimed was HIS restaurant. Couple of friends of mine called the restaurant to check...no it was his dads (of course). Next time we saw him, he went ape shit over us calling the family restaurant. Turns out he linked the phone to redirect to his personal one, so when we called, he was listening in.

The guy had the hots for one woman, and would approach her in the most autistic, and eventually creepy sorts of ways. She stayed in a closed off apartment which required an electronic key to enter the building. The day before the term ended, he wanted to give her a bouquet of flowers before she left. She, of course, said no, she didn't like him. She went to home, went to bed, woke up, and found the bouquet of flowers outside her bedroom door, they were not there when she went to bed. Turns out he had waited outside in the wee hours of the morning till someone from the apartment let him in, just so he could drop the flowers off. Before you ask, no, they were never in a relationship before this...

This sped ran for the student union president the following year, and wrote (got someone) to write an 8000 page manifesto. He would do live streams to promote himself, and when he lost, did a live stream of him breaking down crying...I made sure to take a screenshot. This sped spent so much time on the campaign, he managed to fail the year. He ended up walking into the exam 30 minutes late.

Since then, he's been on a roll. He's a woke Californian, and tested several of the Tesla car models, eventually getting into a car crash. He also ended up on Judge Judy. He has an ego the size of a planet, and several times would mug people off when in University...well, he did it to the wrong guy, who ended up smashing his face in. He also ran for some local political role in California in the mid-terms. Turns out the genius put his name as his reddit account username and had been frequenting and giving advice to subreddits about how to get train rides without paying, how to avoid paying parking fees, and how to scam airlines to give free tickets...needless to say, one quick e-mail to his opponents, and he had a full day explaining to people why he was giving out this sort of advice, in spite of running for local office.

I've probably given enough information for people to find his dox if they so wish... regardless, one of the more exceptional individuals I have met, especially since it was a complete change from the usual screeching blue hair, or drug taking hippie.
 
Millennials are the worst generation.

Dude, have you seen the generation we're raising? Most of the kids from Generation Z aren't old enough to have threads here yet but it's a complete shit show of victim playing and social media-induced narcissism, and personal responsibility is a thing of the past. The good news is they're mutilating their genitals, refusing vaccinations and getting themselves killed doing "challenges" for the internet so there's a little chlorine in the gene pool now at least. If there's any Kiwis still in high school or college now I can't wait to hear stories about some of these faggots.

Anyway I remembered a few more.

There were a couple of kids who were crack babies and had FAS, I'm like 90% sure their parents were brother and sister but I never completely confirmed that (this is not a joke). The sister was a really sweet girl, had kinda low intelligence and was really unfortunate looking, but she did the best she could at keeping herself clean and made an effort at her schoolwork, she liked to volunteer so she could spend less time at home. The brother on the other hand was an insufferable sped, lots of behavior problems, nothing violent or perverted but he'd get bored and start behaving like an 8 year old. They tried to put him in some tech classes (auto shop, cooking, manufacturing etc) since he sucked at desk work but he was always acting like a tard and not following safety procedures.

He was supposed to be on Ritalin or something but either it didn't do shit or his mother was selling it. I remember him getting suspended a few times, once was because he had a knife on him (he didn't do anything but I can see why they didn't trust him with it) and once because him and his friend were caught with porn. He also pepper sprayed himself in the face once because he was bored in class but I don't think he got suspended for having it.

There were some rumors of funny business going on between the brother and sister, apparently CPS even investigated, but I don't know if it was true or if people were just saying that because of the parents. Today the sister is a depressed (recovering?) alcoholic, lives and works at the YMCA or something like that. The brother did some prison time, knocked up a crack whore and does some inconsistent construction work.

One other girl gave birth to her first kid at 14 and her second kid at 16, they were both rape babies from her father. She was always in and out of psych wards for suicide attempts and actually told a few health care workers the situation, but the father would just say "she lies all the time, she's clearly crazy and dangerous, look how good I am for taking care of my slut daughter's bastards" so no one believed her and no one bothered to do a DNA test and check. She never graduated, a few years after she turned 18 she took the kids and fucked off somewhere but she doesn't want to be found so no one knows what exactly she's up to.

Fuck, all my stories are sad as shit. I'll end on one that's kinda funny, even though it's not as good.

This one kid was a giant, arrogant douche but he was considered really popular even though I don't think anyone actually liked him (high school is weird like that). Had all the right clothes, friends and interests and made a big show of being better than everyone so I guess he was considered "cool". He was convinced he was going to be a top NHL player but didn't make it onto the city's team, so he actually got his parents to separate so one of them could move with him to a different town and make it onto their team instead. He did, but he was butthurt because he wasn't immediately the best one on the team. At one point he played in front of some major league recruiters but they thought he sucked. After this the butthurt intensified to the point where he quit hockey altogether.

He moved back and graduated, I think he pretended he hurt his knee for a while but everyone knew he was full of shit. Eventually he started saying he quit hockey because the NHL is racist (incidentally, he got away with being an asshole all the time because his MO was to pick a fight, lose, and then say it was a racially motivated attack). At one point there was a lockdown because some guy with a gun robbed a store nearby and they thought he might run into the school to hide, everyone was pretty much just annoyed they didn't get to leave on time but this douche was so afraid he threw up and cried.

After graduating he decided he was going to be a famous rapper. He never had much interest in music besides being the basic guitar-playing douche who played Wonderwall, but his parents accepted this as a viable career choice. They paid for him to go to some school in Toronto to make connections in the industry, he failed out in a few months and everyone he talked to laughed him out of their offices once they heard his "music". He said they were just being racist so he'd move to Los Angeles instead. He lived in some shithole with like 6 other guys, unemployed the entire time, and never made any real contacts but kept up a fantasy on social media with stolen photos of parties and mansions and shit. Not sure how long that lasted until he gave up and came back home (it's possible his parents wouldn't pay anymore but I doubt it). According to his social media he is now an aspiring bassist living in a luxury condo in Toronto and partying with millionaires every night, but I happen to know that he's living back with parents in [shithole town] and working at a truck stop Denny's.

I should also mention that the douche is the brother of the drama whore from this post so it's fair to say the parents are the real lolcows here.
 
Dude, have you seen the generation we're raising? Most of the kids from Generation Z aren't old enough to have threads here yet but it's a complete shit show of victim playing and social media-induced narcissism, and personal responsibility is a thing of the past.
Oh, I agree.
In fact, I found a fledgling cow by accident that I'm going to keep an eye on until he's of official cow age. It's like every new generation takes on some of the worst characteristic of the previous one, and then adds a few more.
 
My school was pretty regular but I can list off a few things.
  1. A fat, short, stupid football kid said he wished he was watching porn in the middle of a lesson.
  2. We were locally infamous for the girl fights. One time a bitch ripped out a clump of anothers hair.
  3. Everybody smoked weed (probably less unique than I thought)
  4. I know a lot of the girls got pregnant and had abortions. They talked about it in the open regularly.
  5. My older sibling's class had a lot of STDs flying around.
  6. One time in health class a girl whipped around to the boys behind her and said she had herpes on her vag. She was a slut and was acting weird after that so I believe it.
  7. A jock boy started rumors he was cutting himself to get a goth girl to like him and she blew him off. It was a long-con lasting most of 11th grade.
  8. I once flipped off a freshman girl (she cried instantly) and told a boy to kill himself, didn't even get in trouble.
  9. In my math class a black girl was throwing her backpack back and forth across the room when we had a substitute teacher. He told her to stop and SHE demanded respect from HIM.

Hey, if my generation is fucked, just imagine the next.
 
Actually, she did. I didn't want to make my post about her too long but there was an accusation against a teacher at our school and he was fired. It wasn't that he raped her but it was "alleged misconduct."

The same thing happened at my school - most likely the the year after I graduated. A girl I'll call "Irene" - having a reputation for being a very playful flirt and tease - accused a popular teacher of being inappropriate with her. I think it ended up being one of those situations where he was allowed to retire which sucks either way because:
  • The allegation being false would mean she got away with ruining his career, or
  • If it was somehow true, he got away with inappropriate conduct.
That said, a lot of people disbelieved the accusations given Irene's reputation and the fact this teacher was loved by nearly every student that had him. But that's not the good part. The following year, Irene moved on to the same university I'm attending at the time and recognized me on the spot despite never interacting with me in high school. Later that year, I'd learn that one of my basketball teammates apparently had sex with her and secretly videotaped it. And no, I never got to see the video "evidence" of said act.

Eventually, Irene transferred to another university - possibly out of state - and I found her years later on Classmates. When I sent her a message, though, she acted as if she didn't know me in her reply back.

However, the story I wanted to share for the thread is about "Karl" - a guy that graduated with my high school class.
He was on the shorter side for a guy and seemed to have a Napoleon complex. That didn't stop him from playing on our Freshman basketball team and likening himself to Muggsy Bogues even though he was one of the last, and relatively unskilled, players off the bench. Needless to say, he switched to wrestling the next year and might have given up on sports after that.

Instead, Karl seemed to focus on sexual conquests for his upperclassman years. The rumor was Karl would seek out a girl to go out with and either: (1) convince her to have sex with him, or (2) get cockblocked. In either case, he'd immediately dump the girl and seek out another as if he intended to have sex with as many female students as possible before graduating.

During our senior year, I found a textbook in my English teacher's room from a different class where a freshman girl wrote "I love fucked Karl" on the same line where one records his or her name inside the textbook. That gave some truth to the rumors about Karl. Additionally, I heard he tried to have sex with our senior class exchange student only to be cockblocked in epic failure proportions.

As this was at the same time AIDS was becoming an epidemic and hot topic, I convinced myself Karl would either die from AIDS or pick up some sort of STD as the direct result of his sexual conquests. I don't recall him attending any class reunions, so I believe our paths haven't crossed since high school. Ironically enough, however, I recently discovered that Karl has a social media presence with a profile pic of what looks like a wife and kids. He may still be alive and well, but I truly hope he hasn't caught or passed on any diseases - especially to his (possible) wife - from his youthful indiscretions.
 
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Since I didn't want to make my initial post too long, I'll tell the story about Dawn getting a teacher fired over "alleged misconduct" here.

She was already an infamous liar by the time this happened so when it happened, we everyone that knew her and knew the teacher was aware it was probably something stupid. The interesting thing was - I got both sides of the story.

The teacher in question was beloved by everyone who had him because he was a nice guy. He also barely made anyone do any work and as long as people stayed quiet he didn't care what they did most days. There was a rumor he allowed people to have sex in his supply closet (he taught chemistry and had a locked closet in the room, but I don't necessarily believe that part because a lot of people lie about sex in high school to impress others) so that I don't know for sure about. He was much more of a friend to everyone than an authority figure but that was a welcome break if you needed advice because he would answer you like a wise peer and you knew whatever he was telling you came from a good place. He also allowed people who didn't want to attend pep rallies a place to hang out (his classroom) instead of just cutting and getting in trouble which I don't think he was really "allowed" to do but he thought it was more responsible than letting them do something dumb out of boredom. Most people just went there and played D&D.

He said that she talked to him about being sad after a breakup and that he said she was a "knockout" and could find another guy again really soon if she wanted to. So his version of events was just that he complemented her and tried to help her feel better.

Her version (which she told me when we had a class together in college) was that he told one of the guys in his class that he would convince Dawn to sleep with him. The guy he allegedly said this to had a girlfriend and both of them admitted to having sex so there was no reason the teacher needed to get another girl to sleep with this guy. It just doesn't make sense. Also Dawn said she confronted the guy about it and said she wasn't going to have sex with him so there was no reason for the teacher to step in and try to convince her.

It was a huge mess and in the end the teacher was fired over it and Dawn enjoyed bragging about it. Seeing as she also bragged about tricking her therapist into thinking she was bipolar it's not a stretch of the imagination.
 
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