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it's like the same body but somehow dr phil is more proportional? Also he is actually an old man.

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KookiesNKreem said:
I can see reading help guides if you're playing a game that needs character management or proper skill combinations in order to be extremely effective (something like an RPG where you only get so many skill points and need to figure out the best places to put them), but then again there's a difference between using them for that little extra boost you need to beat that particularly hard challenge and how Phil uses guides. You'd think the guy with years of gaming experience would at least be able to grasp the basics.
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The Dark Souls games I wouldn't hold against anyone if they used a guide because there's all kinds of esoteric things you wouldn't know about. Like how to get boss weapons in Demons Souls and Dark Souls 1. To not invest in Resistance in Dark Souls 1. Invest in AGL so you get extra invincibility frames when rolling in Dark Souls 2. Secret bosses and etcetera.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
The Dark Souls games I wouldn't hold against anyone if they used a guide because there's all kinds of esoteric things you wouldn't know about. Like how to get boss weapons in Demons Souls and Dark Souls 1. To not invest in Resistance in Dark Souls 1. Invest in AGL so you get extra invincibility frames when rolling in Dark Souls 2. Secret bosses and etcetera.
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i honestly wouldn't care if phil used guides
except he brags about being so good at games
and also bitching about how hard it is play vidya

sorry you don't get to say you're so great at something "difficult" when you need your hand held through the whole thing
 
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DSP

"Thank you to the fan (himself) who donated the TV to me, it makes a HUGE difference for how well I'm doing with first person shooter, and without the donation there's NO WAY I CAN AFFORD it"

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"Um, ya???? REAL TALK, have you noticed how well I'm doing lately with all those beasting MW games and 20 kill streak? No way I can do it with my old TV," (goat laugh)

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"oh my fucking god I hit him first and I died, fucking laggy shit game doooood, Nothing I can do"

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DSP legit does not understand the concept of flanking or circling around. He thinks all gun fights are like the American Revolution standing in a field across from each other firing rounds directly at each other, and anybody behind him or to the side must have spawned there.
 
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Salubrious said:
DSP legit does not understand the concept of flanking or circling around. He thinks all gun fights are like the American Revolution standing in a field across from each other firing rounds directly at each other, and anybody behind him or to the side must have spawned there.
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He seems to think every game should play like a 90s/early-00s game, where all the enemies just line up in row and miss every shot while you just shoot them 1 by 1. It's very weird to see someone not understand how games have and are changing for the better. AI becoming a little more intelligent with each year, having their own routines and schedules, using tactics in a fire fight.

It's even weirder when he's playing online, expecting to just know and be able to kill every enemy. Not seeming to understand people, generally speaking, are more intelligent than AI. It boggles my mind when I hear him say shit like that. It's like he thinks he's a target in every game he plays, not understanding it's kinda the point of the game to kill whoever you see. But he can barely do it so people who can must either be cheating or getting lucky spawns.
 
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I dont know why im torturing myself but i checked his MW stream again... His excuse this time was because so many people are playing the game at that very moment there are a ton of people with bad connection which in turns make the game act poorly and which in turn makes him play poorly and his team lose the match!

IF a airstrike hits nearby the ground should only shake for the other team, not the one that called in the airstrike!
 
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Dragoonism said:
I dont know why im torturing myself but i checked his MW stream again... His excuse this time was because so many people are playing the game at that very moment there are a ton of people with bad connection which in turns make the game act poorly and which in turn makes him play poorly and his team lose the match!

IF a airstrike hits nearby the ground should only shake for the other team, not the one that called in the airstrike!
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Is there any truth in that claim? I don't play on console anymore for online, but when I did I never had this trouble with lag and bad connections etc. The last game I played online properly for consoles was Cod:Ghosts, and even in that PoS the servers and players seemed perfectly fine. So I'm 99% sure he's just talking out his arse again, but I can't mock properly if I'm not sure.
 
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samovski said:
Is there any truth in that claim? I don't play on console anymore for online, but when I did I never had this trouble with lag and bad connections etc. The last game I played online properly for consoles was Cod:Ghosts, and even in that PoS the servers and players seemed perfectly fine. So I'm 99% sure he's just talking out his arse again, but I can't mock properly if I'm not sure.
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To me it just sounds like he is trying to excuse how bad he plays and that he isn't winning!
I have rarely heard him admit that he have played poorly following a lose, it has always been the teammates sucks, lag, someone or the game cheated etc.

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Now claimed that they fucked up the game when remastering it, never in the original did he get killed right after spawning.
Though i pretty strongly remember how he constantly bitched about how he was killed right after spawning in this and other games!
 
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Phil implies, and I paraphrase, along the line of the following statement on the stream

"Uuuuuuuuuuuum, guys, The contribution is a bit slow tonight, if you forgot how to tip, please click the tip jar below the stream and it will give you a direct link to paypal..............."

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Total tip $9

Phil is 3rd on his team, rocking that 11-kill 16-death record against a short handed team that just kicked their asses

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Dragoonism said:
I dont know why im torturing myself but i checked his MW stream again... His excuse this time was because so many people are playing the game at that very moment there are a ton of people with bad connection which in turns make the game act poorly and which in turn makes him play poorly and his team lose the match!

IF a airstrike hits nearby the ground should only shake for the other team, not the one that called in the airstrike!
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Yeah, it's always the same shit with him. That's why I was somewhat thrilled he was playing DMC5 since it wasn't console shooter #4.
 
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Dragoonism said:
To me it just sounds like he is trying to excuse how bad he plays and that he isn't winning!
I have rarely heard him admit that he have played poorly following a lose, it has always been the teammates sucks, lag, someone or the game cheated etc.

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Now claimed that they fucked up the game when remastering it, never in the original did he get killed right after spawning.
Though i pretty strongly remember how he constantly bitched about how he was killed right after spawning in this and other games!
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It's a worthless excuse, just like he whined about people watching/streaming the Superbowl when nobody showed up to watch his shit. It's mental gymnastics at this point but he actually believes himself.

He might as well have said that Tevin hired bots to take up all his bandwidth so he can lag and ruin his kwahlity kahntent.

He's just creating a narrative in his head that suits him. Just like when everyone he shits on is a toxic kid that plays Fortnite. He has no basis for these claims but it suits his intentions and helps his case.
 
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10 days into his Emergencreeeeeee fundraiser month and he's made so little out of the 20K+ that he says he needs.

How's the begging, phil? Since you admitted you read this.
 
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10 days into his Emergencreeeeeee fundraiser month and he's made so little out of the 20K+ that he says he needs.

How's the begging, phil? Since you admitted you read this.
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Doesnt matter.

Comes mid april, he will announce that "THANKS TO YOU"... he made enough money to pay for his "taxes". He then will leave to CT? to spend all the extra money he begged out of disabled people. Will come back and for a few weeks, everything will be normal... but then! Another drama will come and he will need more money for some reason.
 
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