🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[tuscangarder]

I'm seriously confused? These IRL livestreams are supposed to be the gofundme project? How?

 

[Unog]

@Null rent free

This is a perfect example of where that "shut the fuck up and not make things worse for yourself" advice would've saved you some embarrassment, @theralph .

So... CRP was right again?

Even a broken clock is right three times a day. Or something.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I don't know what kind of equipment you can buy with $4k when you've paid for the flights of three people and you've got weeks worth of gas expenses.

That's kind of what I'm starting to feel, this isn't a show for the fans it's more like a glorified vacation. I think it had initially started as a serious project but then they got greedy and added on the Miami trip which if they're staying there for a whole week would eat into a bulk of the funds. They originally asked for $4000 for just Richmond, later they added Miami, if the project was Richmond only they would have more than enough for equipment if SoCal and AG stayed with Warski and Ralph. Here is what the original project description was:

It was far more feasible of a project when it was isolated to Richmond, now that they're going to Miami that's additional funds for gas and hotel.

I'm seriously confused? These IRL livestreams are supposed to be the gofundme project? How?

I think at this point people are just asking questions, no one has seen a camera in anyone's hand filming documentary footage, no pictures or any sort of proof that they're going through with the fan/backer meet ups, the amount asked for is way less than what it would take to do the project without Ralph or Andy adding funds out of pocket. The optics of this event are fitting the narrative of at worst an ebeggar vacation or at best a bunch of low res clips of Andy's low IQ adventures in the world of IRL streaming.

My theory is they always intended for CRP to supply the cameras, but then Coach told them to fuck off once he learned Andy's dickriders were going to get a cut. So expect these episodes to be potato quality 'best of' clips that one of the clipping channels could probably do for free.

 

[Spooky]

"a series" Ralph no one wants a compilation of you and snow speds badly recorded streams from your PHONES.
Who are these other people? The two dweebs that are riding your burning coattails? Where are these cameramen. Where's the camera for ffs. You're supposed to be working on and releasing these "episodes" not streaming for more shekels. I see socal and the other guy but they aren't even holding these supposed cameras.
Just admit you scammed people.

Unironically having CRP with his basic bitch activity schedule, cameras, and hobbyist photography experiance and editing skills was like the one thing that could have made this work. Paypigs would have been very happy with watching Ralph and Andy skydive, going to a late night salsa spot like Tucandela, bungie jump, eat a whole Bandeja paisa at la moon or wherever while hung over, go on a swamp trip, go deep sea fishing ... all with kino cuts and beats as well as decent res stable cameras provided by CRP.

The latest gopro is pretty nice though and somewhat reasonably priced considering their budget. In includes auto stabalization of video and a streaming functionality. Perhaps more importantly they are sonpiss easy to use that Andy and Ralph could probably actually use them. They're moronic not to have one already.

He thinks that by showing us a folder with a creation date of January 2019, we will believe that he never wiped his hard drive out of fear for being busted with CP.

You're right to be confused. It was an exceptional thing to do, to say the very least. It proves nothing.

It actually makes it worse. It looks like something someone guilty and trying to hide it would do. I'm not saying Ralph did have anything saved because if anyone did it would be more likley it was Andy, but yet another bad look.

It even stated on the Indiegogo that SoCalChris an AGluck were supposed to be Andy's "Team Members" and responsible for filming and editing, all they seem to be there for is to hang out and tard wrangle Andy. From the streams I've seen they don't do shit, I haven't seen a camera in either's hands, they don't even hold Andy's phone for him while he's streaming they could at least do that so Andy's stream doesn't look like complete ass. I think 90% of the money went straight into Andy and Ralph's pockets and the rest went towards the actual project, they don't even have wifi at their apartment, they don't seem to have any of the equipment that a serious IRL streamer would use, and no one's seen any sort of high tech camera to film the 3 episodes.

Spoiler: Indiegogo Description and FAQ

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They were also supposed to do fan meet ups starting yesterday, which who knows if these are even going to happen:
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I like how it appears they waited the last minute to let everyone know an event was happening, also why leave it in the comment section of the campaign and not directly email people? There are quite a few people entitled to a meet and greet:

Spoiler: Backer Perk List

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I don't think the whole campaign was an outright scam but there are some parts of it where they were clearly being dishonest as to where the funds were going.

I don't know what kind of equipment you can buy with $4k when you've paid for the flights of three people and you've got weeks worth of gas expenses.

Let's assume 1.5k on flights if they drive to Miami with a drivint cost of roughly $300 including gas and meals.

If they fly to Miami lets assume 2.4k on flights. These are pretty conservative estimates. You could do it for a lot cheaper, but they have no planning skills and are very high time preference people.

That leaves about 2.5k or so for a rental in Miami and activities (Did the pay ever get up to 4.5k?). A rental for 4 with what I'm assuming will be some room sharing might run 200 to 400 a night, so maybe 4 or 5 days with the last 500 and a few extra hundred I threw away while being conservstive plus superchats while there for activities adds up reasonably for me.

Anyone who paid and didn't think they were just paying for Ralph and Andy's vacation plus two toadies is an idiot.

 

[tuscangarder]

4k cameras don't even cost that much though. You can get a decent one for a few hundred dollars. Them not having the cameras already should be a huge red flag.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Let's assume 1.5k on flights if they drive to Miami with a drivint cost of roughly $300 including gas and meals.

If they fly to Miami lets assume 2.4k on flights. These are pretty conservative estimates. You could do it for a lot cheaper, but they have no planning skills and are very high time preference people.

That leaves about 2.5k or so for a rental in Miami and activities (Did the pay ever get up to 4.5k?). A rental for 4 with what I'm assuming will be some room sharing might run 200 to 400 a night, so maybe 4 or 5 days with the last 500 and a few extra hundred I threw away while being conservstive plus superchats while there for activities adds up reasonably for me.

Anyone who paid and didn't think they were just paying for Ralph and Andy's vacation plus to toadies is an idiot.

This is the amount the campaign ended with:

We've all forgotten too the sheer amount of food and liquor these 4 tards will probably be consuming. Ralph's gunt must be very expensive to maintain, if they spend a week bar hopping around Miami that's going to add up to some serious money unless they're relying on Warski's Streamlab donations to cover those costs. Not to mention any sort of illegal substances and services they will likely be purchasing.

Edit: I just remembered IndieGoGo takes a cut of what you make and there's also a cut Stripe takes but I'm not sure if that's for every campaign or the ones done thru Stripe the FAQ isn't clear
https://support.indiegogo.com/hc/en...for-Campaigners-How-much-does-Indiegogo-cost-

 

[Takodachi]

This is the amount the campaign ended with:
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We've all forgotten too the sheer amount of food and liquor these 4 tards will probably be consuming. Ralph's gunt must be very expensive to maintain, if they spend a week bar hopping around Miami that's going to add up to some serious money unless they're relying on Warski's Streamlab donations to cover those costs. Not to mention any sort of illegal substances and services they will likely be purchasing.

I just realized that only 61 people donated... What the fuck?

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

I just realized that only 61 people donated... What the fuck?

tfw people could have donated to cancer researh or some shit
instead they donate to tard and gunt drinking themselves to death

Literally burning money.

 

[Wheelchair]

Anyone who paid and didn't think they were just paying for Ralph and Andy's vacation plus two toadies is an idiot.

I just realized that only 61 people donated... What the fuck?

Just imagine giving some fat fuck and some retarded stuttering canadian over 50$ for coke and booze.

On one hand it's only 61 retard on the other even 1 is too many.

 

[Niggernerd]

I just realized that only 61 people donated... What the fuck?

Iirc Andy said he put the money he got from the hype channel shit into it. Which was like 3-4k

 

[Shady Attorney]

When you burn the bridge with your cameraguy because he doesn’t like a pedophile

 

[Gutes Zeug]

The autism of the mad at the internet discord has come up with these for ralph's files.

 

[Lord Akira]

I still can't get over the fact that practically everything that Ralph went through the past few weeks was purely self inflicted.

It really is incredible how much of this is caused by him repeatedly shooting himself in the foot, more so that this was caused by him not owning the gunt meme and attacking Godwinson in a drunken fit of rage because of the meme.

 

[Takodachi]

The autism of the mad at the internet discord has come up with these for ralph's files.

Oh boy... Get ready lad, Null is about to autistically screech at you over Jim's "dox"
Seriously. you'd be surprised how many times this has happened on the discord, everytime anyone questions this dox, no matter how small the pebble, he will yell at you with the force of one thousand special ed classes.

It has become a sport at this point.

 

[Rabbi Yehonatan]

Oh boy... Get ready lad, Null is about to autistically screech at you over Jim's "dox"
Seriously. you'd be surprised how many times this has happened on the discord, everytime anyone questions this dox, no matter how small the pebble, he will yell at you with the force of one thousand special ed classes.

It has become a sport at this point.

based white knight of trannies

 

[Shady Attorney]

you'd be surprised how many times this has happened on the discord, everytime anyone questions this dox, no matter how small the pebble, he will yell at you with the force of one thousand special ed classes.

To be fair, if a bunch of autists kept chiming about worrying for Jim’s info more than Jim even cares I’d probably tell a couple speds to get their life in order.

 

[Biggestniggest1844]

Oh boy... Get ready lad, Null is about to autistically screech at you over Jim's "dox"
Seriously. you'd be surprised how many times this has happened on the discord, everytime anyone questions this dox, no matter how small the pebble, he will yell at you with the force of one thousand special ed classes.

It has become a sport at this point.

@Null I question the validity and authenticity of the doxxxxxing of Jimothy

 

[Love Machine]

Jim's dox is gay and didnt reveal anything good. It was a non event. Let's get back on topic and wildy swing around pedophile accusations and hope someone ends up getting vanned because they are retarded.

 

[Unog]

Jim's dox is gay and didnt reveal anything good. It was a non event. Let's get back on topic and wildy swing around pedophile accusations and hope someone ends up getting vanned because they are exceptional.

To be fair, I don't think anybody's accused them of being pedos, just being incredibly, jaw-droppingly retarded.

 

[Null]

if you think they're bad you're just dumb, sorry