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500 loyal viewers is a bit of a exaggeration. It's mostly have been 200-400 viewers that have gone up and down considering the type of games he plays. Also even with all those viewers, there are only 10-20 people in the chat and most of them are trolls or people wanting to get a rise out of him. There's no incentive for any new viewer to watch/interact in fear of being banned by mods, being bored to death with the lack of commentary and poor gameplay, disgusted with conversation between regular fans of DSP (rape foreplay, politics, etc.), and being insulted by DSP.
 
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This is fantastic.

  1. Jeff gives him a $200 tip.
  2. Someone asked DSP to dab.
  3. DSP claims that {dabbing} was a tip goal and he no longer has tip goals.
  4. Someone (Android) said that $200 is the most DSP has gotten in a while and DSP said "I just stream to have fun. I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE CONTRIBUTIONS THAT ARE COMING IN. It's funny that android (the chatter) was talking about that."
 
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Salubrious said:
This is fantastic.

  1. Jeff gives him a $200 tip.
  2. Someone asked DSP to dab.
  3. DSP claims that {dabbing} was a tip goal and he no longer has tip goals.
  4. Someone (Android) said that $200 is the most DSP has gotten in a while and DSP said "I just stream to have fun. I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE CONTRIBUTIONS THAT ARE COMING IN. It's funny that android (the chatter) was talking about that."
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he has donated another 200 dollars
 
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Planetjeff fucking sucks and deserves a spot on the list of the worst enablers.
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Since people seem to care enough, I wrote a full version of the song. If I had any talent I would put it to music.

It's ten o'clock on a streaming day
The regular pigs wander in
There's a fat man sitting on the couch
Hasn't bathed, and is reeking of gin

He says "snort Can you cheer, sub and tip me?
I'm not really sure what I owe
But I need it complete, or I'm out on the street
So please give me all of your dough."

ACK ACK ACKACK ACKACK
ACKACK ACKACKACK KAHMAAANN...

Beg us for dough, you're the Piggy Man
Beg us for dough today
Well we all love your kwality khantent
And you need that money, okaaay?

Now John and Howard were friends of his
They did Project 7 for free
And they laughed at Phil's jokes all about ethnic folks
But they draw the line somewhere, you see

They say "Phil, you can't monetize tragedy!
Of our friendship, there's barely a trace
And we know that we both could lead better lives
If you would get out of our face"

Oh ACK ACK ACKACK ACK
ACKACK ACKACKACK KAHMAAANN...

Now chat's moderated by Swagginz
Who might as well be Phillip's wife
And detractors like Tevin and emerald_seven
Are trying to ruin his life

And Catherine is practicing hair tricks
And Leanna, her soap-making gig
Yes, they're getting the hell out of Renton
'Cause it's better than feeding the Pig

Beg us for dough, you're the Piggy Man
Beg us for dough today
Well we all love your kwality khantent
And you need that money, okaaay?

Interaction is slow for a streaming day
And the Pigroach just lets out a sigh
'Cause he knows it's just him while Kat's off at the "Jim"
And he's tahxic, but doesn't know why

And his cries for donations are laughable
As the tax season draws ever near
As they sit in the chat and dump bits in his hat
He'll say "snort 'Nother hundred bitcheer"

Beg us for dough, you're the Piggy Man
Beg us for dough today
Well we all love your kwality khantent
And you need that money, okaaay?
 
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Significantly interesting story is developing in tonight's stream

Let me recap

Before the stream

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DSP started the stream, did not read anything Papavera wrote, did not shoutout to anyone

"Is Mr. Papavaera here? No? Oh here you are, good to see you man, is there anymore shoutout guys? Anything you wanna talk about? No? Then let's start"

#Feelsbadman


Planet Jeff tipped him $200

Chat asking him to Dab because when he had the tip goals he promised to dab whenever he got $200 tips



Phil:
"Why would I dab? I don't know what you are talking about. Im just here to chill and have fun with you guys, playing game, I DONT KEEP TRACK OF ANY OF THE CONTRIBUTIONS, so how would I know when I accumulate $200 to dab? there's NO WAY, you guys are being RIDICULOUS


Chat got angry and called him out

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Planet Jeff gave ANOTHER $210 tip

Phil activated full clown mode

"Oh my god thank you SOOOOO MUCH JEFF, it will definitely help me out with my TAX SITUATION

And look, you made all these trolls in the chat so angry, look at them yelling oh STOP IT JEFF STOP, Ackackackacack,

they got so angry because they can't believe I am SO INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL FOR WHAT I DO



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PLANET JEFF TIPPED another $220

DSP
"Thanks Jeff, it's a tough year for me, I may have to leave this house and I don't know where I will go, so thank you for the contribution"

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On one hand, good for DSP (seriously, no sarcasm) for getting $630 tonight. If people are stupid enough to give him money at this point, he should take it from them. I'll almost never hate on a guy trying to get paid, and as disgusting as his constant begging is, there's nothing illegal about DSP's panhandling/begging.

On the other hand, DSP actually had the fucking balls to say that he "doesn't keep track of his contributions." That goes even beyond the level of just lying. I can't even fathom that he uttered that sentence with a straight face.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
Significantly interesting story is developing in tonight's stream

Let me recap

Before the stream

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DSP started the stream, did not read anything Papavera wrote, did not shoutout to anyone

"Is Mr. Papavaera here? No? Oh here you are, good to see you man, is there anymore shoutout guys? Anything you wanna talk about? No? Then let's start"

#Feelsbadman


Planet Jeff tipped him $200

Chat asking him to Dab because when he had the tip goals he promised to dab whenever he got $200 tips



Phil:
"Why would I dab? I don't know what you are talking about. Im just here to chill and have fun with you guys, playing game, I DONT KEEP TRACK OF ANY OF THE CONTRIBUTIONS, so how would I know when I accumulate $200 to dab? there's NO WAY, you guys are being RIDICULOUS


Chat got angry and called him out

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Planet Jeff gave ANOTHER $210 tip

Phil activated full clown mode

"Oh my god thank you SOOOOO MUCH JEFF, it will definitely help me out with my TAX SITUATION

And look, you made all these trolls in the chat so angry, look at them yelling oh STOP IT JEFF STOP, Ackackackacack,

they got so angry because they can't believe I am SO INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL FOR WHAT I DO



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PLANET JEFF TIPPED another $220

DSP
"Thanks Jeff, it's a tough year for me, I may have to leave this house and I don't know where I will go, so thank you for the contribution"

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Being "incredibly successful", means doing nothing but playing and complaining about video games everyday. Only to get lucky when a cucked loser throws his allowance down the abyss for a few seconds of attention. M'kay, then paying off your debts and taxes should be easy since you're "incredibly successful".
 
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AND HERE WE GO!

i told everyone it was just a matter of time when another whale shows up in phils dire state like a miracle that has happened plenty of times over. ahhhh what a beautiful, totally random, and not suspicious coincidence. no other streamer can draw in whales like phil. he really does know how to attract them with his great commentary and gameplay.

p.s cant wait for this one to disappear after a month.

isnt that just how it do
 
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gaarashatan said:
AND HERE WE GO!

i told everyone it was just a matter of time when another whale shows up in phils dire state like a miracle that has happened plenty of times over. ahhhh what a beautiful, totally random, and not suspicious coincidence. no other streamer can draw in whales like phil. he really does know how to attract them with his great commentary and gameplay.

p.s cant wait for this one to disappear after a month.

isnt that just how it do
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Planetjeff has been around for years and is Phil's ideal fan. Someone who believes the 10 year legacy rhetoric and feels the need to pay for all the high quality entertainment that Phil provides while also revelling in annoying trolls with his giant tips. Like I posted earlier he tipped $700 during last winter's begathon and probably won't be going anywhere.
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i like how phil has to fight everyone about everything. even though he said he would dab if he got a tip goal. even though it takes literally no effort to dab. he puts his arms in a t pose constantly already, which is pretty much the same physical exertion. he has to contradict himself. and say he never said anything like that, and then call his fans trolls

its almost like hes trying to create more detractors on purpose
 
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Still don't get the Pigcult's attempts to become the next Omegacuck since Pig willfully ignores them usually, but whatever, I'll just wait until Pigroach goes into his next bi-monthly panic mode over not managing the money he gets.

Seriously dummies, starve the pig if you want something funny given he'll just ooze back to the standard greed/beg cycle while proving that he will ignore every Omegacuck that appears.
 
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Still don't get the Pigcult's attempts to become the next Omegacuck since Pig willfully ignores them usually, but whatever, I'll just wait until Pigroach goes into his next bi-monthly panic mode over not managing the money he gets.

Seriously dummies, starve the pig if you want something funny given he'll just ooze back to the standard greed/beg cycle while proving that he will ignore every Omegacuck that appears.
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planetjeff is an OG paypig. His usual MO is to show up and drop a $200 tip. Doesn't cheer, has subbed at Tier 1 for 24 months as user "planetjeff2". As shown above, was also the person who did successive $100, $200, and $400 tips during the Christmas 2017 begathon. Is somehow not smart enough to figure out that that tip money went into the black void that is Phil's spending.

Isn't planetjeff the one who disappeared for several months and then came back with a large tip and said, in short, "My wife died."?

Edit: Also, since it may be necessary for some. If you find yourself getting legit mad about any of this, step away for a time, chill, then come back and laugh. Someone could show up tomorrow and give Phil $8k, and it would only be a band-aid. He's put himself in a bad financial position based on his actions, and he needs a lot more than a one-time tip bomb of $630 to fix it.
 
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