"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[I-chi]

I definitely think Jim hates his audience. They're like rabid, mindless animals who regurgitate old memes constantly. Keemstar is a good example. Jim tweets out about anything and Keemstar will be there like a fly on shit.

QED, the replies to that message.

5 or so messages making sure I know Jim did nothing wrong.
View attachment 690486

Multiple people suggesting I have something wrong with me for thinking Jim doesn't like his fans.
View attachment 690487

Multiple people telling me about those few good Superchats that made spending those dollars really worth it.
View attachment 690488

At least two people saying that the cringey superchats people paid Jim to read were actually just trolling.
My favorite was the one where an elite troll who paid fifty dollars during the "It's over" stream saying he has autism and can't tell if Jim is leaving or not because he can't understand sarcasm.
View attachment 690489

Though this is my favorite and it resonated with a lot of people. 15 big likes.
Idk what this guy thinks Jim stands for, but I can promise he's wrong.
I also don't know what he thinks I stand for that Jim is antithetical to.
View attachment 690491

Or apparently, me saying anything bad about Jim is a vie for relevance -- even though what I said was on a personal stream and a warmup to what I was going to record, and I don't think my 'relevance' comes from my shitty ass streams.
View attachment 690494

What's really interesting is I say anything about Jim and it gets shared. This post will be screencapped and sent to Jim. No one should care what I think about Jim, we're not friends, we're not friends of mutual friends, we do nothing together and our streams are not a zero sum game. I hold zero influence over Jim and he holds zero influence for me. But, because people hold such a religious reverence for the guy, saying anything about him is blaspheme. This is also Dame's second attempt to instigate some sort of feud.

Jim doesn't bother me. What bothers me about basically every e-celeb I've ever spoken to is their obsession with Jim. They want to know what he's doing, what he thinks of everything, who he likes and who he doesn't like. Any extended conversation with any person who streams has at least one mention of Jim. It becomes a speculation game where people start wagering what his takes are, whose side he's on, who he likes and who he doesn't like. Why has he gone silent? When will he come back??? How will he come back?????????? What are his REAL motivations and what does he want to achieve??????????????

It's just fucking pathetic, celeb worship is fucking pathetic, e-celeb worship is extremely fucking pathetic, and if you're getting mad at me for saying it's pathetic you're an especially sad person.

I think most of them are hanger-ons from the GG days who didn't even know who the fuck Jim was before then, and never really followed anything before it because their focus was 'funny snarky man blows de ebil feminists out and keeps winning, le epic troll man'. Why wouldn't they worship him? The rest of the hero squad has been - by this point - doxed and exposed for the grifting, opportunistic e-whores they always were; irreconcilable because there's a name and a face that is forever chained to their internet identity. The same people who lick his boots are the same people who thought Ralph was some free speech martyr that would rise from the ashes and kindle the flame of a new Youtube competitor, or believed Sargon was going to save the west. They all keep saying it was stupid and gay, but you can tell how hard each of them are trying to bottle that lightning and refuse to acknowledge that they were only ever one note. Their orbiters are like the brainlets who treat wrestling arcs as if they're tangible events in reality and become so part of the joke that it's almost kind of pathetic; even when they squabble among each other, they're all basically the same.

Jim is literally all they have left. He has no face, no record to put that face too, and - in their eyes - no presence in their merely mortal reality that would bring him down to their level enough that they can autistically ride his every misstep and flaw. Anybody who ever debates him almost always goes 'well you should dox yourself, why do you hide behind anonymity Jim' because they desperately want what he has. He is their Savior, but he can probably see - especially these days - what kind of a big headed faggot embracing that will turn you into. Hell, he could probably see that a long time ago.

 

[AJ 447]

tfw @Dynastia is the only one of these supposed "pay piggies" to actually have supporter status

 

[Nobunaga]

>Josh talks shit about Jim paypiggies

Shamefur dispray.
lol josh your Infinity Next 2.0 website fucks with quotes too

/cow/ is truly not sending their best
And your shitposts suck too

 

[AJ 447]

also idk if metokur hates his fans or not, but he should. he should hate himself too, for being such an enormous faggot.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

also idk if metokur hates his fans or not, but he should. he should hate himself too, for being such an enormous faggot.

such hard words because your breasts are too small for jims taste

 

[Unog]

Like x1 Winner x1

Nah, the fact that you're shitting on Null isn't what clued me into you being one of Jim's paypigs. Also pretty sure nobody here gives a fuck about people shitting on Null, he's a big boy he can handle it.

It's the fact that Jim's paypigs getting shit on is what got you to crawl outta your hole that did, you retard.

 

[Autisimodo]

I'd drink like Jim too if I had an audience of unfunny rétards rising up.

I can feel my IQ drop like Ralph's viewer count when I witness the Sweetie Squad in action.

 

[GS 281]

such hard words because your breasts are too small for jims taste

So what you're saying is that on top of being a drunk, scofflaw and boring, he's a chubby chaser as well?

 

[NotCobalt]

Not only does Jim live RENT FREE in your head, but /cow/ too? Admit it Josh, Vordrak won.

Albeit that Josh has one of the biggest heads known to man, as he is extremely fat, not even he could fit the lard ass known as Jimbo inside there.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

So what you're saying is that on top of being a drunk, scofflaw and boring, he's a chubby chaser as well?

do chubby Asian women even exist?

 

[Kiwi Farms Sucks]

Rent

It's the fact that Jim's paypigs getting shit on is what got you to crawl outta your hole that did, you exceptional individual.

Free

 

[GS 281]

do chubby Asian women even exist?

@Philosophy Zombie

 

[von Hapasbourg]

This internet bloodsports thing is becoming a mexican soap opera worse than Marimar or Maria la del Barrio

 

[TPDPolice]

So what you're saying is that on top of being a drunk, scofflaw and boring, he's a chubby chaser as well?

Maybe that's why we haven't seen Jade, he's feeding her.

 

[Unog]

Rent

Free

Spoiler: OINK OINK

speaking of rent, I hope yours is free lest you can't pay it from all the shekels you give out. I bet Jim just loves good little attention-hungry paypiggies like you.

This internet bloodsports thing is becoming a mexican soap opera worse than Marimar or Maria la del Barrio

What do you mean "becoming"? It's pretty much been that since inception.

 

[von Hapasbourg]

What do you mean "becoming"? It's pretty much been that since inception.

at least you can watch some e-celeb destroy their "careers" live on-air. You dont see that on Telenovelas

 

[chops]

So what you're saying is that on top of being a drunk, scofflaw and boring, he's a chubby chaser as well?

He’s just high test.

 

[Done]

This is also Dame's second attempt to instigate some sort of feud.

I'm honestly not surprised he's doing that, he probably wants to find a new source of content because the Mundane Matt thing went dry after like, 2 weeks.

Either way, Dame Pesos is an unfunny faggot and his content always sucked.

 

[von Hapasbourg]

Either way, Dame Pesos is an unfunny faggot and his content always sucked.

I find his spic laugh funny though.

 

[Null]

I'm honestly not surprised he's doing that, he probably wants to find a new source of content because the Mundane Matt thing went dry after like, 2 weeks.

Either way, Dame Pesos is an unfunny faggot and his content always sucked.

his young Turks video is literally comedic perfection