🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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It was a quiet Sunday evening on September 11th 1998, and Ralph pulled into the parking lot at a nearby Arby's. He was hungry after a long session on pwerno.com and needed to recharge; a juicey steakburger was on the menu for $3.99 and it would fit the bill nicely. Also, drinks were only $1 extra on special. Ralph shut off the ignition and looked at his beater van as he got out and shut the door. "Free Candy" was written on the side and he smiled to himself, knowing he would soon get his paycheck and could finally afford that pedobear decal he was jonesing for. He opened the door to the Arby's and was preparing to queue up in line when he noticed something out of the corner of his eye. She was standing there all alone as he felt a deep throbbing sensation from his nether regions. She looked to be about 15 and had long brown hair, kept in a ponytail that ran down her back to her insanely cut-off booty shorts. Her rainbow stockings ran up her silky smooth thighs accenting them nicely, and she had an ample sized chest that looked to be a C or D cup. He watched her as she gave her order, in that sweet feminine voice that only a young girl could have. So far he had not noticed me watching him, watching her, but I had noticed them. Something seemed off about this situation but I decided to observe further. Ten minutes went by and her order was finally ready. She took it from the counter and turned to walk out, her hips swaying provocatively as her ass cheeks jiggled up and down in her stride. Ralph approached her and asked if she needed a ride, smiling sincerely as he informed her he had a van out front. "I-I don't know. I'm not down with getting rides from strangers", she answered at first. He mentioned to her that he had some candy as she started walking away, she didn't appear to be falling for this ruse.

She was a good girl. Ralph would not relent, he pursued her out into the parking lot, forcing her to change direction as she walked away in more urgent distress. She hastened herself as she neared the back of the building, following the sidewalk around the property. It was then that I saw him strike, he was on her in a flash, groping her young girl titties and offering her "candy" which he produced from his pocket. "You're a naughty girl" he whispered at her in an excited tone. Her reply was swift and devastating, "N-no! I dindu nuffin! I'm a good girl!" she cried. Ralph slid a fat, chubby hand up under her shirt, squeezing the soft warm tissue which lay beneat as his eyes glazed over. "I know you're a bad girl, you like to do bad things". She shook her head vehemently, "I go to church every Sunday, I'm turning my life around!" she struggled as Ralph produced a mysterious syringe from his pocket and jammed it into her arm. She began to calm down as the "candy" flowed through her veins. "Noooo" she whimpered. They were now out of view as Ralph began his disgusting assault on the young girl, licking her face and neck with his slithering fat tongue. He breathed heavily as he started to pinch her nipples with one hand, the other running up and down the inside of her left thigh. She was still trying to fight but her attempts were weak, and she let out a slow, low moan. "Ohhhh god I-I dindu nuffin…" "mmm, yes u did" Ralph growled at her. "You dirty little girl you turned me on". Ralph nibbled on her right ear as he squeezed her breasts, causing her to let out an excited squeal. The drugs were now taking full effect and her behavior changed. Ralph had obviously put something in that syringe to make her horny as she instantly began to comply with his commands. "Don't you want to touch my fat man-rod?" Ralph asked her. She reached out with her hand, slowly gripping his throbbing little nub of a turtle dick through his XXXXXXXXXL sweatpants. "O-okay". All of a sudden something snapped in Ralph. Maybe it was the way she touched his dick, or she looked him in the eyes wrong, but he suddenly went into a fury and smacked her hard, throwing her to the ground. "Bitch this ain't fast enough! I need to get my sandwich before it gets dark!". The girl yelped as she hit the ground, falling to her knees as she began to sob. "S-senpai no! I dindu nuffin!". Her position was perfect, doubled over prone, her sweet ass sticking up into the air. Ralph could not resist himself any longer.

He reached down and forcefully unbuttoned her booty shorts, pulling them down around her ankles before grabbing her and picking her up again, bending her over a nearby barrel. "Burgers and fries it's time to die!" he blathered out incoherently as he ran his fingers up her thighs, over her panties. . He ripped them off violently and let out a wookie yell as his fatboi sweats dropped, revealing his throbbing hard turtle schlong. "N-no! I'm not ready! Oh g-god, I dindu nuffin!" she cried as Ralph physically lifted up his gunt so that he could guide himself into her. The gunt slammed down onto the top of her ass, locking her into position as a god awful noise filled the air. It was like a screeching mouse getting fucked by an eagle, coupled with the sound of metal scraping asphalt as the barrel she was on rocked back and forth with his thrusting.

"Uh! I-is it… is it in?" she asked in a frightened tone. "Bitch of course it is!" Ralph snapped back as he began to pound the young girl senseless, her juices glistening on his rod in the late afternoon sun as he rammed it in and out of her. His breathing became heavier as sweat started dripping from his brow, a shakey hand reached up to grasp her around the neck. He continued to squeeze her titties with his other hand, tweaking her perky nipples with each thrust, provoking small yelps of pleasure for her - but soon it took a turn for the worse. He began squeezing her neck tightly. With each increasing second her chest got redder and her hips bucked hard as she appeared to be grinding against this fat gelatanous fuck. "Oh god! oh god!" she moaned incessantly as his fingers tightened around her throat. Her eyes rolled up into the back of her head as she started spasming uncontrollably Ralph could not contain himself as her sweet sex muscles gripped his puny turtle dick like a vice. As he exploded inside her and howled "WAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH" he simultaneously gripped her throat as hard as he could. Suddenly there was a crack and she fell to the ground, limp. Ralph stood there, looking like a badly out of shape Jabba the Hutt, wondering what the hell had just happened… "Oh fuck.." He pulled his pants back up and stumbled off back towards his van, making sure not to be seen as he came back out from behind the resturant. A few minutes later, a rusted out brown beater squealed its tires and sped away, fleeing the scene of the crime.
 
It was a quiet Sunday evening on September 11th 1998, and Ralph pulled into the parking lot at a nearby Arby's. He was hungry after a long session on pwerno.com and needed to recharge; a juicey steakburger was on the menu for $3.99 and it would fit the bill nicely. Also, drinks were only $1 extra on special. Ralph shut off the ignition and looked at his beater van as he got out and shut the door. "Free Candy" was written on the side and he smiled to himself, knowing he would soon get his paycheck and could finally afford that pedobear decal he was jonesing for. He opened the door to the Arby's and was preparing to queue up in line when he noticed something out of the corner of his eye. She was standing there all alone as he felt a deep throbbing sensation from his nether regions. She looked to be about 15 and had long brown hair, kept in a ponytail that ran down her back to her insanely cut-off booty shorts. Her rainbow stockings ran up her silky smooth thighs accenting them nicely, and she had an ample sized chest that looked to be a C or D cup. He watched her as she gave her order, in that sweet feminine voice that only a young girl could have. So far he had not noticed me watching him, watching her, but I had noticed them. Something seemed off about this situation but I decided to observe further. Ten minutes went by and her order was finally ready. She took it from the counter and turned to walk out, her hips swaying provocatively as her ass cheeks jiggled up and down in her stride. Ralph approached her and asked if she needed a ride, smiling sincerely as he informed her he had a van out front. "I-I don't know. I'm not down with getting rides from strangers", she answered at first. He mentioned to her that he had some candy as she started walking away, she didn't appear to be falling for this ruse.

She was a good girl. Ralph would not relent, he pursued her out into the parking lot, forcing her to change direction as she walked away in more urgent distress. She hastened herself as she neared the back of the building, following the sidewalk around the property. It was then that I saw him strike, he was on her in a flash, groping her young girl titties and offering her "candy" which he produced from his pocket. "You're a naughty girl" he whispered at her in an excited tone. Her reply was swift and devastating, "N-no! I dindu nuffin! I'm a good girl!" she cried. Ralph slid a fat, chubby hand up under her shirt, squeezing the soft warm tissue which lay beneat as his eyes glazed over. "I know you're a bad girl, you like to do bad things". She shook her head vehemently, "I go to church every Sunday, I'm turning my life around!" she struggled as Ralph produced a mysterious syringe from his pocket and jammed it into her arm. She began to calm down as the "candy" flowed through her veins. "Noooo" she whimpered. They were now out of view as Ralph began his disgusting assault on the young girl, licking her face and neck with his slithering fat tongue. He breathed heavily as he started to pinch her nipples with one hand, the other running up and down the inside of her left thigh. She was still trying to fight but her attempts were weak, and she let out a slow, low moan. "Ohhhh god I-I dindu nuffin…" "mmm, yes u did" Ralph growled at her. "You dirty little girl you turned me on". Ralph nibbled on her right ear as he squeezed her breasts, causing her to let out an excited squeal. The drugs were now taking full effect and her behavior changed. Ralph had obviously put something in that syringe to make her horny as she instantly began to comply with his commands. "Don't you want to touch my fat man-rod?" Ralph asked her. She reached out with her hand, slowly gripping his throbbing little nub of a turtle dick through his XXXXXXXXXL sweatpants. "O-okay". All of a sudden something snapped in Ralph. Maybe it was the way she touched his dick, or she looked him in the eyes wrong, but he suddenly went into a fury and smacked her hard, throwing her to the ground. "Bitch this ain't fast enough! I need to get my sandwich before it gets dark!". The girl yelped as she hit the ground, falling to her knees as she began to sob. "S-senpai no! I dindu nuffin!". Her position was perfect, doubled over prone, her sweet ass sticking up into the air. Ralph could not resist himself any longer.

He reached down and forcefully unbuttoned her booty shorts, pulling them down around her ankles before grabbing her and picking her up again, bending her over a nearby barrel. "Burgers and fries it's time to die!" he blathered out incoherently as he ran his fingers up her thighs, over her panties. . He ripped them off violently and let out a wookie yell as his fatboi sweats dropped, revealing his throbbing hard turtle schlong. "N-no! I'm not ready! Oh g-god, I dindu nuffin!" she cried as Ralph physically lifted up his gunt so that he could guide himself into her. The gunt slammed down onto the top of her ass, locking her into position as a god awful noise filled the air. It was like a screeching mouse getting fucked by an eagle, coupled with the sound of metal scraping asphalt as the barrel she was on rocked back and forth with his thrusting.

"Uh! I-is it… is it in?" she asked in a frightened tone. "Bitch of course it is!" Ralph snapped back as he began to pound the young girl senseless, her juices glistening on his rod in the late afternoon sun as he rammed it in and out of her. His breathing became heavier as sweat started dripping from his brow, a shakey hand reached up to grasp her around the neck. He continued to squeeze her titties with his other hand, tweaking her perky nipples with each thrust, provoking small yelps of pleasure for her - but soon it took a turn for the worse. He began squeezing her neck tightly. With each increasing second her chest got redder and her hips bucked hard as she appeared to be grinding against this fat gelatanous fuck. "Oh god! oh god!" she moaned incessantly as his fingers tightened around her throat. Her eyes rolled up into the back of her head as she started spasming uncontrollably Ralph could not contain himself as her sweet sex muscles gripped his puny turtle dick like a vice. As he exploded inside her and howled "WAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH" he simultaneously gripped her throat as hard as he could. Suddenly there was a crack and she fell to the ground, limp. Ralph stood there, looking like a badly out of shape Jabba the Hutt, wondering what the hell had just happened… "Oh fuck.." He pulled his pants back up and stumbled off back towards his van, making sure not to be seen as he came back out from behind the resturant. A few minutes later, a rusted out brown beater squealed its tires and sped away, fleeing the scene of the crime.
Thank you for giving us insight about Ralphs deep dark fantasies.

Edit: Ralph answer us you fat fuck. We know you are here reading our post, don’t just respond to Josh you coward.
 
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Actually, it does matter. Coach accused me of cheating on my wife and mused about having sex with Andy's sister. The fact that you think he has some kind of moral high ground is legitimately hilarious.
Don’t you say the same thing about Sargon cheating with trannies or Sargon being cucked by Tyrone? Aren’t you the person who makes a ‘Smash or Pass’ poll on every woman you talk about? Didn’t you just recently on a livestream tell Andy you would smash his sister and he got upset?
The same thing CRP did is exactly what you do as well. Take that sand out of your Gunt and realize you’re just mad it happened to you this time.
 
Is Ralph's discord still public or what? I'd love to get a front row seat to the whimpering and shaking that his rage induces in him. Also, how common is this sight among you folk?
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If you mean it in that regard, then yeah. His audience is eating it up. Almost all of my viewers hated him from the start, though, and are making fun of him on Twitter. I thought you were trying to say he had some kind of moral position that we didn't possess. Is it tasteless to make fun of his aborted child? Sure. But so is everything else he's said about me for the past month or so.
Fake Ralph. You didn't write lol or lmao like a 14 year old faggot.
 
This is coming from someone with too much free time. Get a life or sign up for fanfiction.net

The Sonic fat fetishists can use him.
Wait 'til I finish my 'Joshua Connor Moon Feeder Serial Killer' fanfic, then you'll see someone with too much free time.

Also to keep it on topic @theralph you're a fat idiot.
 
Doesn't matter.
Thought he went by Godspeed and godwinsin but yeah I did. Woops.
No. He went by Xyrix/Corey Barnhill/Godspeed/Zoom. Godwinson is totally unrelated to him.

Actually, it does matter. Coach accused me of cheating on my wife and mused about having sex with Andy's sister. The fact that you think he has some kind of moral high ground is legitimately hilarious.
As far as I can tell all CRP did was rate her a 7, which is generous. That's fucking mild compared to your show's treatment of women. If Andy has a problem with anyone regarding that stream it should be Godwinson who wouldn't drop the Mel thing, but he's too scary huh?

Btw, thanks for inadvertently confirming that the tributes really bother Andy.

Also, putting reasons you don't like CRP after saying, "it does matter" sends mixed messages or the message that it was about his real kid rather than some contested abortion story. Too drunk to run proper damage control as usual is my guess.
 
If Andy has a problem with anyone regarding that stream it should be Godwinson who wouldn't drop the Mel thing, but he's too scary huh?
Rumor is that Ralph will be covering the conspiracy theory that Godwinson is a secret ANTIFA agent who planted the story about Andy and Ralph watching CP. People have been running gay ops to push this narrative on the bovines, I can't tell whether Ralph is involved.
 
Buddy, your "viewers" are right here, writing hundreds of pages about your exploits. I'm not sure you really have the pulse of what's happening around you. Especially when you block people critical of you.
Speak for yourself. I stopped watching after the second stream of the youtube 2.0 era, along with most everyone else. Since you're addicted to this thread Ralph, listen up. Your show is boring, you are boring. Adapt or die buddy.
 
Hidden cause gay ops happen there. Either that or it's a hugbox. He used to post it first in killstream
Hidden? He closed off his Discord to the public? What an utter pussy Ralph is. This is a man who loudly proclaims to the world "I do not give a fuck", and yet, when he's confronted with any sort of laughter, even a giggle, he loses the plot and blocks people. That he has turned his own Discord into a hugbox really speaks negatively of his character, and it is a wonder that the paypiggies haven't given up on him.
Incidentally, I heard from a private source that Zidan hasn't actually gone to China at all, and that instead the Gunt swallowed him while Ralph briefly had his back turned.
 
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