DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

Just an observation, but has Phil ever taken any drugs that would explain his "MethMouth"?

Dis nigga can't be convinced to see a doctor when he claims to be choking on a nightly basis, won't diet or exercise when he's got about eighteen indications of obesity, and has regularly referred to showering as work. If you think for one second he regularly brushes his teeth or, even wilder, sees a dentist every six months, I have several bridges and a dog to sell you.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I think you missed the part where he said his streams would start and end an hour earlier "until Fall".

So no, he isn't 'technically right', no matter which part of his audience he was supposedly talking to (which, again, he didn't bother specifying, only adding to the possible confusion).

Yes, I did miss the part when he said "until Fall", my original comment was only taking into consideration the video you posted earlier, in which he does not say that, I should've specified.

Then, I searched the video in which he says what you're claiming, and this is the quote:
"Tomorrow, you know, I'll be starting at, for all intent and purposes, an hour earlier, all right? And that's going to be, until it ends, which I believe it doesn't end until the fall? So yeah, everyday it will be an hour earlier now, with the streams, ok?"

In this statement, he is wrong in one thing: The next 'DST' in which clocks are turned backwards 1 hour, (In most of the states in the US), is in the third of November of 2019, and he claims that he believes this is happening when fall starts. Fall starts on the 23 of September of 2019, so that's his mistake.

What I'm arguing is that technically, the previous quoted statement, in 2019, is true. His streams are indeed starting 1 hour earlier in regards to the planet, (No matter where the viewer is), not in regards to the official US time. And that is until it ends, which is true, and that is in which he "believes" is the start of fall, which is true. He believes that, even if it's inaccurate in reality.
So my conclusion is that the false part of his statement is his conclusion of his speculation of when fall starts, not the speculation in itself, therefore, a truthful statement.

 

[CausticMinory]

Its been mentioned before and it's common knowledge by now but, old man Phil is so sleepy all the time not only cause he has a shitty sleep schedule, but also because he is so fat and out of shape he has sleep apnea. He needs to get that grocery store workout regiment doods to get back in shape.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Yes, I did miss the part when he said "until Fall", my original comment was only taking into consideration the video you posted earlier, in which he does not say that, I should've specified.

Then, I searched the video in which he says what you're claiming, and this is the quote:
"Tomorrow, you know, I'll be starting at, for all intent and purposes, an hour earlier, all right? And that's going to be, until it ends, which I believe it doesn't end until the fall? So yeah, everyday it will be an hour earlier now, with the streams, ok?"

In this statement, he is wrong in one thing: The next 'DST' in which clocks are turned backwards 1 hour, (In most of the states in the US), is in the third of November of 2019, and he claims that he believes this is happening when fall starts. Fall starts on the 23 of September of 2019, so that's his mistake.

What I'm arguing is that technically, the previous quoted statement, in 2019, is true. His streams are indeed starting 1 hour earlier in regards to the planet, (No matter where the viewer is), not in regards to the official US time. And that is until it ends, which is true, and that is in which he "believes" is the start of fall, which is true. He believes that, even if it's inaccurate in reality.
So my conclusion is that the false part of his statement is his conclusion of his speculation of when fall starts, not the speculation in itself, therefore, a truthful statement.

That’s due to the autistic “spring forward, fall back” rhyme can’t blame him too much for taking it to heart because it’s Dave.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Its been mentioned before and it's common knowledge by now but, old man Phil is so sleepy all the time not only cause he has a shitty sleep schedule, but also because he is so fat and out of shape he has sleep apnea. He needs to get that grocery store workout regiment doods to get back in shape.

"These shopping cart mechanics are bugged, dood. I gotta keep pushing the cart to keep it moving forward. This is an awful quicktime event that keeps making it harder to push. There's nothing I could do."

 

[gin_nose]

I'm confused, I thought he just sold all of his old DVD's to make a sacrifice to pay his bills?

 

[bearsintrees]

I'm confused, I thought he just sold all of his old DVD's to make a sacrifice to pay his bills?

He's since changed that story to say he sold a bunch of his blu-rays, which means he had a waist high wall full of blu-ray movies that he bought for thousands and sold for $1 each because he was too lazy and paranoid to list them on ebay. This was 3 months after that IG post in the new debt-pit.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

I'm confused, I thought he just sold all of his old DVD's to make a sacrifice to pay his bills?

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Only Phil could say that box weighs 60 pounds.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

Gonna have to call bullshit on that box weighing 60 pounds, 75 DVDs weigh around 25lbs, so unless those are all steelbook which none of the visible ones are he’s big time exaggerating as usual.

 

[Shick]

Only Phil could say that box weighs 60 pounds.

That's including the crushing weight of his debt.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Gonna have to call bullshit on that box weighing 60 pounds, 75 DVDs weigh around 25lbs, so unless those are all steelbook which none of the visible ones are he’s big time exaggerating as usual.

Of course they'd weigh 60 pounds...because his biceps are made, not out of muscle, but muscle-shaped fat. All of his muscles are muscle-shaped fat. And inside that doughy fat head of his - mush. That's the only explanation I've got.

 

[bearsintrees]

Of course they'd weigh 60 pounds...because his biceps are made, not out of muscle, but muscle-shaped fat. All of his muscles are muscle-shaped fat. And inside that doughy fat head of his - mush. That's the only explanation I've got.

More evidence that he never lifted weights or knew anyone who was a bodybuilder, as he claims he and his dad did respectively. A couple weeks in a gym and you'll never forget what a 45lb plate feels like. It's heavy. It's not a box full of plastic.

 

[Ikas_Ando]

Here is Ikas_Ando, the asshole who I've seen literally beg and grovel for a shoutout from Phil on his night streams. He also brags about his "well paying" job, how he works ohh soo early in the morning, and he always calls Phil "Phillip." Note the redneck appearance, lawn chair, and trademark beer bottle in his hand. 'murica!!!View attachment 438398View attachment 438400

Lol, damn dude. I wake up and my kid is telling me they did a random search of my user name and found my attractive face under Phillip‘s corner of Kiwi Farms!

Why am I an asshole? I do/did beg and grovel for shoutouts, only because that nasty Phillip tries to tout himself as an “interactive streamer” and i’d Heckle him for ‘free’ shoutouts because it’s a well known fact he usually only replies to those who tip, sub, or donate.

I also never never ever bragged about a ‘well paying job’? I’d attend an hour or so of his pm streams before work, I don’t think I ever mentioned pay? I work nights, btw. Oh, I call him Phillip because I always tried to speak to him like I was chastising him.

Lastly, that picture was taken in Canada and I was at the farm, I resent being called a redneck though! Jordie Richard McGravy Jordan IIIrd, esq, (aka: Wings of Redemption), now THAT is a redneck! I’m holding a can of Kokanee beer too, it’s damn good!

now that the daylight savings has changed again, I might have time to say whatsup to that greedy Phillip again. Say hi if your in his chat, bruh. #CultofArdnas

 

[JMR]

I'm confused, I thought he just sold all of his old DVD's to make a sacrifice to pay his bills?

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Seeing all those DVDs he left behind and then the BluRay collection he's amassed since, it makes me wonder what movies he bought/likes. He never really struck me as a film guy or movie buff, but maybe that's just from the movies he chose to review for YouTube. (Mostly recently released comic book stuff that would generate views.)

Also deanjones297 from the comment section could be Dean Jones who designed a bunch of his Teespring products. I orginally took notice of that name because recent products from Phil's Christmas campaign were so uninspired and generic, I thought the person must be a staff designer who worked something up real quick.

It turned out he's responsible for the King of Retro design and I guess he's been following Phil for years now.

 

[Haunter]

Seeing all those DVDs he left behind and then the BluRay collection he's amassed since, it makes me wonder what movies he bought/likes. He never really struck me as a film guy or movie buff, but maybe that's just from the movies he chose to review for YouTube. (Mostly recently released comic book stuff that would generate views.)

I don't remember if it's his primary interest, or just what he's retained the most knowledge of, but Phil strongly like 80's movies. Nostalgia, maybe?

Also deanjones297 from the comment section could be Dean Jones who designed a bunch of his Teespring products. I orginally took notice of that name because recent products from Phil's Christmas campaign were so uninspired and generic, I thought the person must be a staff designer who worked something up real quick.

Yeah, "deanjones297" is the Dean Jones responsible for the most of Phil's Teespring designs.:

[2018-07-25 02:37:14 UTC] deanjones297: I've designed some new pieces for Phil's Teespring shop. They should be live in the next few months.

 

[samovski]

I don't follow Dave on Twitch much anymore, so I'm unsure of schedule. But isn't he taking far too many days off for someone who apparently is desperate to keep his house? I think this like the 4th day off in a relatively quick period. Can't speak for anyone else, but if I was as desperate as he claims to be I'd be working non-stop til I either couldn't or I saw some change in my finances.

Maybe it's just the skeptic in me, but considering how much he says he can't sleep and is worried sick of losing the house, he seems to have so many good days off.

 

[actually]

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I don't follow Dave on Twitch much anymore, so I'm unsure of schedule. But isn't he taking far too many days off for someone who apparently is desperate to keep his house? I think this like the 4th day off in a relatively quick period. Can't speak for anyone else, but if I was as desperate as he claims to be I'd be working non-stop til I either couldn't or I saw some change in my finances.

Maybe it's just the skeptic in me, but considering how much he says he can't sleep and is worried sick of losing the house, he seems to have so many good days off.

I bet you'd make changes to your spending habits to try and reduce your outflows too, wouldn't you, you nudnik? Look, kid, once you're a mature intelligent adult, you'll understand that it is physically impossible to not spend money. Instead, you'll see that you have to ask for more money and that's the only possible solution and anything else is just people trying to tear you down and hold you back with false notions of "responsible financial decisions" and "stable income", MMKAY? SNORT

 

[PieceofShet]

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Now this is something that bothered me since I saw the design.

People who buy dsp merch are very niche. NOW... lets make it christmas themed, seasonal... make it even more niche. NOW... lets slap the year on it so you can only wear it in that year without lookin stupid. Super very ultra rare niche. Wonder why they did not sell like cupcakes...?

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

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Waitwaitwait. I've seen this wall full of DVDs and blurays before, but I assumed he'd amassed them slowly but surely over the last 10 or 15 years. Now you say that he left all his DVDs behind when he moved in 2014, THEN bought everything shown in this picture? Pictured in 2015?

This guy had maxed out multiple credit cards and taken out bank loans to finance his move into that house. He had 18 months to reduce the credit card bills as much as possible before their introductory 0% interest rates ran out. He is now utterly screwed in Debt Hell because he was unable to do so. It should have been his first priority. But this guy bought what looks like $5000-worth of movies he'll never even watch?

This guy.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

I think the biggest thing he's recently mentioned is his credit card minimum payments. I still don't believe that the Federal Reserve increasing rates by 0.5% will have resulted in his minimum payments doubling. I think one of two things happened that shows just how much Phil's poor habits are catching up to him.

Yeah, my brain isn't hinged properly so I pay my credit cards off each month. My minimum payment on every card I've had, whether the balance was ~$200 or ~$2000 was always $25. That is a period over ten years mind you so I don't think the Fed would have anything to do with that. When DSP said that I read some fine print on one my next statements and it said something like your minimum payment will be $25 or 10% of your statement plus something or other. Thing is, how would he even still be able to use his credit cards if he carries such a high balance? My credit limits aren't very high and I have really good credit. I don't imagine your credit limit resets at the end of the month if you have a balance rolling over so how much credit card debt could he be in, while still using credit cards? Who would be issuing new ones to him with his credit and income situation? He doesn't have an LLC or anything set up so I doubt he has a line of credit through his business set up.

Waitwaitwait. I've seen this wall full of DVDs and blurays before, but I assumed he'd amassed them slowly but surely over the last 10 or 15 years. Now you say that he left all his DVDs behind when he moved in 2014, THEN bought everything shown in this picture? Pictured in 2015?

Oh, I believe he left all but his most precious REGULAR dvd's in Connecticut but took all of his blu-rays.
The waist high wall of blu-rays in the earlier picture, I eyeballed one of the racks and it looks around 45 cases with seven racks that would equal 315 movies right there.

He never really struck me as a film guy or movie buff, but maybe that's just from the movies he chose to review for YouTube.

I think he's just...I don't know what you call it. Nostalgic autist I guess. He probably buys newer stuff if he thinks it might be interesting as I've never heard him say he's going to a theater to see anything. For the most part I think he just takes comfort in things that are familiar to him which fits in with his reticence to change anything.