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Well I guess Sargon was right guys, horseshoe theory confirmed
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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His graying hair is the least of his problems. He probably has a good decade or so at most until he has a stroke. Ralph, I say this in all sincerity, stop shoveling 200 grams of sugar a day and garbage burgers down your throat. Feeding the gunt isn't worth it.
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They didn't even stream it though did they? They are just gonna make videos? Who wants to watch 2 morons go on vacation in Miami without any interaction or embarrassing parts?
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Oh no Also his skin looks like raw sausage eat some fucking vegetables Ralph christ
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Fucking no one, which is why going to Miami was a shit idea. As a previous fan of the show I was interested in the drama, the guests and based on that zidan and Ethans takes on certain issues or news stories. Now his isn't entertaining and the only joy I get out of the
Thank God rackets has a functional, entertaining show that can take in all the refugees.
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This is absolutely embarrassing. I hope it was worth it, because judging by that hairline, the hair he just cooked dying it like that will likely accelerate his male pattern baldness.
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He looks like dog the bounty hunter but without a mullet and leather also he's fat.
It's been like a week and they haven't shown even a teaser for their "series" it's gonna be awhile until the piggies realize they were scammed.
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Jesus Christ, did people pointing out his grey hairs really get to him that badly?
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Yes. Everything does.
Edit: He needs to shave that ugly facial hair. But I doubt smoothing his face will help with the skin. If anything it'll make his weenie like face pop out even more ontop of looking like a overgrown baby.
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And we've come full circle at last.
It started with Baked and it ends as he becomes baked.
Seven months from now after he inevitably goes after Jim for abandoning him and fails, he will be IRL streaming hopping up and down only a few millimeters, clapping to some nigger gospel music for superchats while DirtyDeedsNeedsGratification rubs one out.
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If he does, Corey will get interested again.
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Coach is an opportunistic parasite, you eat strangers food from the ground. From where I'm standing all I see is shades of brown.
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that's probably Ralph's cuck porn mags
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He's half way there. Just need to pick up some Just For Men for the beard to cover up his horrible graying in his 30's
Beyond that he could get some better clothes. T shirts are just going to accentuate the Gunt. Maybe try a button up shirt, tucked in with a belt, some slacks or khakis, and some none sports related shoes like some loafers. Complete the midlife crysis by burning your T shirt collection and buy some half decent clothes for your age that make you look like less of a homeless meth head.
in fact @theralph , just sub to this youtube channel and do EVERYTHING he says.
Disrespected Pronouns
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So the Baked Alaska stream, which is what propelled Ralph to IBS fame, happened on 4/16/2018.
Ralph has copied Baked's transition from quasi-political commentator and IBS host to IRL streamer. He's copied Baked's habit of disavowing fans who offer constructive and wholly warented criticism. He's copied Baked's mistaking of hanging around with people who have some unhealthily sexual energy about kids. He's copied Baked's big mistake of pairing up with someone who has the IQ of a chair. And now he's copied Baked's faggoty ass hair color.
Will Ralph make the cycle complete and flame out in a month?
Ralph has copied Baked's transition from quasi-political commentator and IBS host to IRL streamer. He's copied Baked's habit of disavowing fans who offer constructive and wholly warented criticism. He's copied Baked's mistaking of hanging around with people who have some unhealthily sexual energy about kids. He's copied Baked's big mistake of pairing up with someone who has the IQ of a chair. And now he's copied Baked's faggoty ass hair color.
Will Ralph make the cycle complete and flame out in a month?
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As a fellow overweight person(not so overweight that my head looks like a fucking balloon and have a gunt), you need to stay in your lane in terms of fashion. Fat people just dont fucking look good in white t shirts and bleached air. It just doesnt work.
No creativity
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That's the most baffling thing about Ralph really.
He has by sheer luck managed to outlast all other Internet Bloodsport personalities as they fell one by one because of their own incompetence and inability to stop petty drama from interfering with their job. He's had a first-row seat to Kraut getting hoist by his own gay ops, Matt Mundane being caught red-handed as a flaggot and Sargon losing face, Patreon and whatever chance he ever had of becoming an actual political figure due to his inability to handle mild banter.
Not only has he learned absolutely nothing from watching these people's failures but it seems like he's going out of his way to copy every single one of their mistakes.
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