Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Honestly, it's not worth watching just for the MovieBob ding. It's literally less than a second's worth of time in a video that's well over an hour long. The insight into the state of Star Wars fandom at the time is interesting, but personally I think the more recent Plinkett stuff isn't nearly as good as either the earlier Plinkett reviews or the straight Half in the Bag/Best of the Worst material.

I'd say hackfraudmedia did a better job on the new Star Wars films than the RLM guys, (aside from the pointless, meandering rant on the opening music in the TFA review, which can be easily skipped (starts around 6 minutes in, ends around 15 minutes in....)

 
Find me a better example of the Dunning-Kruger effect and elite dicksucking, I can wait.

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Is this another "DRUMPF" swipe? Because I have a hard time believing that Bob has even read the Constitution of the United States. The only qualifications needed to hold the presidency are thus: 1) A natural-born citizen of the United States, 2) At least 35 years of age, 3) Be a resident for fourteen years. Trump meets all three of the criteria and is therefore eligible to be President.

Fuck. Is he even too lazy to Google it?
 
Is this another "DRUMPF" swipe? Because I have a hard time believing that Bob has even read the Constitution of the United States. The only qualifications needed to hold the presidency are thus: 1) A natural-born citizen of the United States, 2) At least 35 years of age, 3) Be a resident for fourteen years. Trump meets all three of the criteria and is therefore eligible to be President.

Fuck. Is he even too lazy to Google it?
"Drumpf" probably was the main target but I'm pretty sure it's just "Muh Elite Class" sperging. The comic was originally a response to people saying that Hillary being a walking stereotype for politicians was part of her downfall.
 
Wasn't the difference that Black Panther was a movie that people liked? I never saw it because I don't see many movies in theaters anymore, but I heard good things about it from people of all walks of life, so it didn't have the weird political stint that got pushed by the actor of Captain Marvel and no one else. I don't remember anyone pushing Black Panther but audiences, really. With Captain Marvel you saw Disney buying out theaters so that they'd only play that and nothing else, which is just downright scummy. It's not gonna change anything other than negatively impact their public image, but it's still just gross.

It's more Black Panther is a character that people liked. He was introduced in Civil War. He was fantastic in that. His solo movie was good enough. Not the groundbreaking thing that the SJW's hold it up as, but a decent fun capeshit movie. No major flaws beyond a handful of weak plot points. And it introduced a bunch of new characters, the best of which were used much better in Infinity War.

But Black Panther was at least a little better known. Yeah he was C list. But there was only ever one Black Panther. And he was a Stan Lee/Jack Kirby creation. With a fairly consistent look over the years. He showed up in the cartoons. You knew he was gonna show up in Avengers.

Whereas Captain Marvel is a complete shitshow. This chick is the Fourth or Fifth Marvel Captain Marvel alone, not to mention the Shazam Captain Marvel who gets his own movie next week. So even for people who know Captain Marvel, they all know a different one. And they made the movie about the one that is unquestionably the worst of all of them. Mar Vel, Monica Rambeau and Genus Vel were all much much better more interesting characters. (Phyla Vel is about on par with Carol, but I dont think she ever used the name.)


Of course Trump used Ready Mix Concrete. He built in New York. There was no other options. "More MOdern Materials" were for other places. People that brought them in learned to swim using them. I'm sure Trump used a mob connected garbage service as well. Because once again that's all there was!
 
“Trump’s a mobster! I tells ya!”
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I'd really like to know where bob has gotten this idea that concrete is a, to use his words, "obsolete building technique inferior to steel beams" idea from. He brings it up every few months as some sort of dig against trump. Maybe if bob actually lived in boston instead of the burbs then he would know how a modern skyscraper is built.
 
It's more Black Panther is a character that people liked. He was introduced in Civil War. He was fantastic in that. His solo movie was good enough. Not the groundbreaking thing that the SJW's hold it up as, but a decent fun capeshit movie. No major flaws beyond a handful of weak plot points. And it introduced a bunch of new characters, the best of which were used much better in Infinity War.

But Black Panther was at least a little better known. Yeah he was C list. But there was only ever one Black Panther. And he was a Stan Lee/Jack Kirby creation. With a fairly consistent look over the years. He showed up in the cartoons. You knew he was gonna show up in Avengers.

Whereas Captain Marvel is a complete shitshow. This chick is the Fourth or Fifth Marvel Captain Marvel alone, not to mention the Shazam Captain Marvel who gets his own movie next week. So even for people who know Captain Marvel, they all know a different one. And they made the movie about the one that is unquestionably the worst of all of them. Mar Vel, Monica Rambeau and Genus Vel were all much much better more interesting characters. (Phyla Vel is about on par with Carol, but I dont think she ever used the name.)
As a DC bot, if shazam out performs CapMar I will laugh my shiny metal ass off. (Though i could sperg out awhile on the Batson family.)
 
I'd really like to know where bob has gotten this idea that concrete is a, to use his words, "obsolete building technique inferior to steel beams" idea from. He brings it up every few months as some sort of dig against trump. Maybe if bob actually lived in boston instead of the burbs then he would know how a modern skyscraper is built.
Probably views it as the building material of “lower inferior garbage people”, same way he constantly shits on coal. Because blue collar workers and all that.
 
Does the Mob (or some local equivalent) have a major presence in Bahston? I thought their big "ethnic" population was Irish, and they never really cottoned on to the "organized" part of "organized crime."
There was at one point a pretty substantial Irish mob presence in Boston, but not sure what the situation is nowadays though
 
There was at one point a pretty substantial Irish mob presence in Boston, but not sure what the situation is nowadays though

Eh, there seems to be a little of it's presence still (least what I got from a quick google search), mostly it's small time family's doing drug related business along with small gang warfares that mostly take place in Southhill and St.Mary's Park.
 
"A lot y'all ain't been alive when this would happen on the reg..."

Coming from somebody who was a young kid during this time period.

Don't you know Bob was born with a complete and intimate knowledge of the universe?

Of course Trump used Ready Mix Concrete. He built in New York. There was no other options. "More MOdern Materials" were for other places. People that brought them in learned to swim using them. I'm sure Trump used a mob connected garbage service as well. Because once again that's all there was!

I think he just hears the word 'modern' and thinks of the superior future. Like 'if only that damn dirty Trump had used modern materials, I'd have moon wheat by now'.
 
Does the Mob (or some local equivalent) have a major presence in Bahston? I thought their big "ethnic" population was Irish, and they never really cottoned on to the "organized" part of "organized crime."

Boston was a mob stronghold for a while. Not sure what things are like these days, but back in the mafia's heyday it was -- as is true of many things -- overshadowed by the proximity of New York, where the real power base was.

What's amazing about this is that we get the biggest whack in over 30 years (Bob isn't wrong about that, although there have been several hits lately, indicating some sort of power struggle is going on, including a hilarious near-botch at a McDonald's drive-thru in the Bronx some months ago), we get it in a peaceful bedroom community (Todt Hill is one of Staten Island's richest neighborhoods; it's all McMansions up there) ... and it's not about NYC slipping back into a violent hellhole under DeBlasio's misrule where the mob feels like they can get away with this shit, but nope, it's ALL DRUMPF ALL THE TIME, HE USED SHITTY MOBBED UP CONCRETE AND ROY COHN WAS A CONSIGLIERE EVEN THOUGH HE WAS JEWISH WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MCNUGGETS.

Depressing.
 
Boston was a mob stronghold for a while. Not sure what things are like these days, but back in the mafia's heyday it was -- as is true of many things -- overshadowed by the proximity of New York, where the real power base was.

What's amazing about this is that we get the biggest whack in over 30 years (Bob isn't wrong about that, although there have been several hits lately, indicating some sort of power struggle is going on, including a hilarious near-botch at a McDonald's drive-thru in the Bronx some months ago), we get it in a peaceful bedroom community (Todt Hill is one of Staten Island's richest neighborhoods; it's all McMansions up there) ... and it's not about NYC slipping back into a violent hellhole under DeBlasio's misrule where the mob feels like they can get away with this shit, but nope, it's ALL DRUMPF ALL THE TIME, HE USED SHITTY MOBBED UP CONCRETE AND ROY COHN WAS A CONSIGLIERE EVEN THOUGH HE WAS JEWISH WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MCNUGGETS.

Depressing.

Well ya know, in Bobo's case he needs to bring it full circle and connect it to the topic he can bitch most about without someone calling him a walking sack of blubber...oh wait...
 
Well ya know, in Bobo's case he needs to bring it full circle and connect it to the topic he can bitch most about without someone calling him a walking sack of blubber...oh wait...

He's making it sound like Trump himself ordered this hit, and that this is going to blow up to become the big scandal that finally takes down Trump. Because the ten million other times the declaration that "Drumpf is finished!" was made don't count.

Also to highlight how dumb Bob is, he's peddling this like it's some brand new information that not that many people know about. He said in that last tweet that he was wondering when the entire Mafia thing would be brought up.

Hey stupid: this has been brought up numerous times. Especially back during the election. Plenty of coverage was done about Trump's connections to the Mafia. It didn't go anywhere because:
  1. It's not that surprising given his business background
  2. It's not that huge of a deal
  3. You and the rest of Trump's critics chose to sperg about ten million other things (like Russia)
 
AOC talked a lot but at the end of the day it was Unions that killed the Amazon deal because Amazon won't cave to the mafia that is organized labor in this country.

Unions actively support the DNC who brings in low cost labor to supplant the American worker and people think they are on their side. Unions don't give a fuck about their members they care about the dues and they know that eventually Juan and Juanita will be conned into joining and that's more cash for them.

It depends on the state you're referring to.

Apparently California has some law that requires anything project that receives a single penny of state funding to be classed 'public works', and all public works projects must be unionized. If the relevant unions can't produce the requisite manpower, they're not told to fuck off, they're told to get more union members.. Then they collect dues from the warm bodies that aren't actually competent to perform the work (imagine the stereotypes associated with road crews, and you'll get the picture), and those dues are turned into political donations to PACs that support candidates that will ensure the trough remains full of public works pork barrel projects.

Think about it - Jerry Brown got elected back in the 80's and promised a high-speed train, running north and south through the major municipalities, and it went massively over budget, and didn't even get close to completion. Then the fucker got BACK into office more recently, made the same promise, with the same results.... but SOMEHOW, no one questions the huge amount of money that evaporated into thin air.

It's fucking mind-boggling.
 
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