Official NASTY Thread for NASTY People - discuss throbbing clits and bathtub shits here (and only here)

[THOTto]

What would we AL‘s preferred way to receive jizz?

In her mouth to drink it?

I’d say up the ass but that’s not happening, so down her crack. I bet her labia is longer then most people’s asses too.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I regret being curious about this topic. I now wish for the sweet release of death.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I regret being curious about this topic. I now wish for the sweet release of death.

Would you creampie inside Becky for $1,000,000?

 

[Fupacabra]

How long do you think a penis should be to actually fuck someone as huge as Amber? Is it safe to say that she has entered "only fuckable by horses" territory?

 

[ybardia]

How long do you think a penis should be to actually fuck someone as huge as Amber? Is it safe to say that she has entered "only fuckable by horses" territory?

Horse dicks seem large, but I think partly it’s because they’re so thick. I believe horse dick can get around 24 inches long at the very most... If there were any chance of reaching her mound, she would even need a specialty stallion. Our gorl can’t even be fucked by the average horse.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Horse dicks seem large, but I think partly it’s because they’re so thick. I believe horse dick can get around 24 inches long at the very most... If there were any chance of reaching her mound, she would even need a specialty stallion. Our gorl can’t even be fucked by the average horse.

Is this why girls like horses so much?

Cows have big jugs, too but it’s not like guys spend decades caring for one.

 

[Guardsman42]

Ask your girlfriend why riding a horse is nice for girls. You might be amused by the answer.

More importantly; how big is that fat formed set of cock and balls Becky has now? Is Hamber routinely getting plowed by it now?

 

[Long time lurker]

How long do you think a penis should be to actually fuck someone as huge as Amber? Is it safe to say that she has entered "only fuckable by horses" territory?

When not erect, the penis is housed within the prepuce, 50 cm (20 in) long and 2.5 to 6 cm (0.98 to 2.36 in) in diameter with the distal end 15 to 20 cm (5.9 to 7.9 in). When erect, the penis doubles in length and thickness and the glans increases by 3 to 4 times.

TL;DR: in average 50 cm (20 in) when flacid and 100 cm(~40 in) when erect.

 

[Recoil]

I forget who coined the idea, but Amber's the kinda girl you can tittyfuck with a single tit.
I wonder if any Kiwis have had dalliances with a capital-class vessel.
Share your trauma!

EDIT - It was Dave Attell.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Is this why girls like horses so much?

Cows have big jugs, too but it’s not like guys spend decades caring for one.

Girls like horses when they are the frizzy haired girl in school who doesn’t get out much and whose parents think teen mags are too adult so they buy their angel tonnes of wholesome Black Velvet-style books.

Other women don’t really give that much of a toss about horses.

I had a terrible thought: someone wondered how far a fart has to travel before it’s free of her bottom.

But what about everything else...

 

[Edith Puthy]

Ask your girlfriend why riding a horse is nice for girls. You might be amused by the answer.

More importantly; how big is that fat formed set of cock and balls Becky has now? Is Hamber routinely getting plowed by it now?

Things that people who have never ridden a horse say.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Could Amber ride a Horse?

 

[TripleGhoul]

Could Amber ride a Horse?

The horse would probably mistake her for one and try and ride her, rather than the other way around.

(Nice Youjo Senki profile pic, by the way.)

 

[Edith Puthy]

Could Amber ride a Horse?

Can you make diamonds out of a horse? I dunno, but the pressure of Amber's giant shelf ass might.

 

[Opiophile]

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I had a terrible thought: someone wondered how far a fart has to travel before it’s free of her bottom.

But what about everything else...

I'll see your fart and raise you a; "How does this woman take a shit?" I just think of the old George Carlin bit. "Can she even locate her asshole? She must require assistance. Are paramedics trained in this field?"

I like to imagine that Hamber has purchased one of those giant tarps they use to carry whales around by helicopter. That way Hamber could be suspended midair by pulleys and levers and Necky the slave could not only do clitstuff, but also wash the filth from the grotesque bloated tick of a human being.

Edit: The logistics of those two actually stimulating each other's genitals is formidable. She'd need something to hold her massive gunt up as well, as to not crush Necky's head. Goddamnit. I very much regret opening my mind to this horror.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

Pure fantasy thread, nothing happens between them.

 

[Fupacabra]

For how much $$$ would you agree to insert your dick into this?

 

[THOTto]

For how much $$$ would you agree to insert your dick into this?

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I’d be too afraid she’d try to bite it off and eat it. No sale.

 

[Edith Puthy]

I’d be too afraid she’d try to bite it off and eat it. No sale.

A little Sriracha, fuhgeddaboudit.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Could Amber ride a Horse?

Bitch can't even walk and was terrified to "jump" down from a curb way back in the Destiny era. If it wouldn't be so mean to the horse, I'd consider paying money to watch her try to just get onto one!