Change of plans 3/15/19 - Goodbye 100 days of trying

[ADHD]

From one delusional hambeast to another:

 

[Heidi84]

You know your situation is bad when you get advice from Chantal, the skinny Queen.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber will ignore Chantal. Chantal doesn't have enough subs to Amber's friend. She might like the comment, but that's the only recognition Chantal will get.

 

[ADHD]

She may as well ignore her, Chantal is just as hopeless as Amber is.

 

[ThisWillBeFun]

I feel so much more informed now after Amber explained calories & weight loss.
Who knew that a 600 pound land whale knew so much helpful information?
I like how she figured out how to binge for a couple days to fit in her new weekly calorie count, without ever reaching the full week yet.
Who said she isn't smart?
9100 calories for the first 3 days, then giving up & moving on to a new plan. Genius!

 

[DubbleBubble]

I have to say, it is getting boring now because of how incredibly rapid she goes through the predictable cycles now. No longer do we get to speculate for weeks, we're on a solid, predictable weekly cycle now. Day 1 diet challenge starts, and before the week is even out it's failed and move on to the next one. There isn't even the illusion of hope anymore.

The only diet challenge that Amber is succeeding at is the "Eat Yourself to Death by Age 30 Challenge".

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'd love to know if she was actually invited or if she's covering for being snuffed by the thumb clan. It's pretty clear Becks immediate family doesn't like her.

She gave up on her plan because no shit she did. I don't buy for a second that she lost any fucking weight and won't until we see the scale. Her face somehow looks even rounder than the first video of this stupid ass challenge.

I'm sure the Williams Clan would love to see her snuffed.

Holy shit amber stole what I said. Thanks for showing you still read here booboo. You really are obsessive.

I went on a little rant about her comparing herself to alcoholics the other night. Lo and behold, she addresses that today (forgetting, of course, that SHE is the one who's historically compared herself to alcoholics and drug addicts...)

She's gonna be on her death bed "I know what works for me boo boo".

She would really be able to survive off nothing, but the hunger is what would get to her. If she was serious about this she would be just fine at the standard for weight loss patients, 6300 calories a week. It would melt right off her.

Yep. She can't handle even slight discomfort, so she can't say no to a binge. She also needs to have "delicious" food at all meals, meaning she'll never be able to have an unsatisfyingly low-cal meal.

Manic as a shit house rat, right? I'm going to miss all you gorls next year when this sub closes due to death of the subject of it...

I've thought about this, too. I'm sure there are other infuriatingly dense fatties out there, but I can't see myself ever being intrigued enough to just find an AL replacement.

Should auld Kiwi-acquaintance be forgot...

once again, the only exercise our gorl gets is from the mental gymnastics she does to justify eating all the garbage she desires and still passing it off as a weight loss plan

If she can't make space in her life for ice cream and Cheetos, then it's not a sustainable diet. It's sad.

(Also, when are your videos happening? PM me.)

She says she's spent the last "few weeks or months" binging every day and continuously gaining weight... but I thought our true and honest gorl had only gained 5 pounds since last fall.

Just quoting this because I needed to remind myself that I'm not the only one who sees these obvious contradictions. There's nothing quite like being gaslit by a deathfat to make a person really question their own grasp on reality.

She’s gonna set the weekly limit to 21.000 calories and stop counting on day two, so the math will be correct.

What is more (and there’s always more with Hamby) - counting days and whiteboards are totally the cure for any eating disorder. Seriously people, stop wasting time on doctors and therapists already.

Exactly this will happen:

SUNDAY: Starting tomorrow, I'm giving myself 2500 calories a day, so that's [PAUSE TO USE CALCULATOR] 17500 a week.
MONDAY: I only ate 3000 calories! Go me!
TUESDAY: I screwed up and ate 6000 calories. Now I only have 8500 calories for the rest of the week. Still doable, though!
WEDNESDAY: I went to Becky's nephew's memorial. There was pie. Now I only have 4500 calories for the rest of the week.
THURSDAY: I had 3500 calories again today. It's really bad for someone my size to have under 2000 calories a day -- it'll screw up my metabolism. I don't have enough calories to for these last three days, so I'm going to just start Week 2 tomorrow.
FRIDAY: So I've got 17500 calories, plus 1000 left over from last week, so that's 18500 calories. Today I screwed up a little and had 4000, but that's okay -- I can still stay under 14500 for the rest of the week.
SATURDAY: Weigh in? What weigh in? Ricky and Eric want to have a BBQ tonight.

Etc.

Amber will ignore Chantal. Chantal doesn't have enough subs to Amber's friend. She might like the comment, but that's the only recognition Chantal will get.

For a moment, she was scared of being outshined by Chantal. That's why she acknowledged her apropos of nothing in a video a week or two back. By now, however, she's made up her mind that she's different from Chantal and suffers from much worse BED/food addiction/whatever, so while it's great for someone like Chantal to be able to succeed, AL herself (sigh) just has it worse because she was in foster care. Stop comparing them. They're nothing alike.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

I'm not getting this weekly calorie idea at all. What's the point? It seems almost perfectly designed to create a binge. If she's not very hungry some days, that's fine. And at 2500-3000 calories a day or whatever her last goal was, she shouldn't need cheat days at all.

I could maybe see this working if you did a shitload of exercise some days, and very little on others, but walking to the fridge won't count for that, AL...

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'm not getting this weekly calorie idea at all. What's the point? It seems almost perfectly designed to create a binge. If she's not very hungry some days, that's fine. And at 2500-3000 calories a day or whatever her last goal was, she shouldn't need cheat days at all.

I could maybe see this working if you did a shitload of exercise some days, and very little on others, but walking to the fridge won't count for that, AL...

It's because she's "owed" those calories she didn't eat. If she doesn't eat the maximum allowed every day, then it's a waste. Imagine her panic at the thought of food that she didn't eat, and which she'll now never have the chance to eat. No, the calories MUST carry over.

It's like going to a restaurant and not having the biggest item on the menu. What if she never goes back to that restaurant and thus never experiences its full caloric potential? Living with regret is no way to live at all.

 

[shitstorm]

There’s people who have been recovered for years and years and would never ever ever act as cocky as her. She didn’t binge for five days and now she can enioy mexican food like a normal person!!!!! It’s depressing to see how delusional she is. These things take a lifetime to recover from and to gain control over and after five fucking days and three pounds lost she thinks she can comfortably allow herself to indulge. I am at a loss for words.

 

[ADHD]

If she's not very hungry some days, that's fine.

She's very hungry on all days that end in -y.

The weekly calorie idea will let her binge without guilt since she can delude herself into thinking she can adjust her calories for the rest of the week to stay within goal. As we all know, she is capable of staying within a daily limit, but only for a day or two, and then she overeats enough throughout the rest of the week to completely wreck her efforts. She will not be able to keep within her stated weekly goals. She isn't capable of sticking with anything for 7 days.

 

[497]

I know most are going to disagree but to me AL's face is starting to look like this guy. if her double chin gets any bigger...and the way she's gaining fat in her face I think it will happen.

 

[Recent Lurker]

At the begining shes wearing the same outfit as the one where she said she would do full body shots to show her progress. It would have taken her less than 3 minutes to do that but its obvious shes trying to keep it a secret.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

I know most are going to disagree but to me AL's face is starting to look like this guy. if her double chin gets any bigger...and the way she's gaining fat in her face I think it will happen.

Lee was also an emotionally and physically abusive partner and thin skinned baby.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Strap in gorls, we're BREAKING THE BINGE BARRIER!

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING LEGS AND FEET !
This image is nightmare fuel for real. There's zero drainage in those legs hence the swelling car feet issue.

This video really punched me because to hear her nonchalantly say "because I weigh over 500 pounds booboooooo" like FUCK you're a house.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

I'm also not convinced (although willing to change my mind!) on this 'binge wave' thing.

It sounds a little like she's trying to describe spiralling down the binge-purge/restrict cycle in bulimia, but... without the purging or restriction? Is it not just compulsive over-eating at that point, rather than binges?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Is it just me or did she change the thumbnail from the beginning part (where she looks fat as hell in the face) to a part further along in the video?

 

[Orange//Net]

You know your situation is bad when you get advice from Chantal, the skinny Queen.

It's bad when Chantal is skinnier compared to you.

 

[8008135]

Lee was also an emotionally and physically abusive partner and thin skinned baby.

Lee was an absolute piece of shit. However, I'd love it if Amber's morning routine came to mirror his -- a 700 pound blob lying face down in bed, saying to Necky "Are you ready to help me pee, sweetheart?"

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Lee was an absolute piece of shit. However, I'd love it if Amber's morning routine came to mirror his -- a 700 pound blob lying face down in bed, saying to Necky "Are you ready to help me pee, sweetheart?"

You think it’s not like that already?