Change of plans 3/15/19 - Goodbye 100 days of trying

What’s Al’s 3 favorite binge foods?

  • Pringles

    Votes: 55 17.0%
  • Ramen

    Votes: 78 24.1%
  • Ben and Jerry’s

    Votes: 132 40.9%
  • Mashed potatoes

    Votes: 27 8.4%
  • Dove chocolate

    Votes: 87 26.9%
  • Mexican rice

    Votes: 55 17.0%
  • Chili

    Votes: 18 5.6%
  • Whatever Becky fetches for Al

    Votes: 175 54.2%
  • Orange chicken

    Votes: 180 55.7%
  • Cereal

    Votes: 10 3.1%
  • Hot chocolate

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • Hot Cheetos

    Votes: 70 21.7%

  • Total voters
    323
Chantal has only made appointments, that's it. she is like someone deciding to go to AA and lecturing all their drinking buddies about sobriety without even earning a 1 day chip. Both of these bitches get some kind of weird high off of just imagining the success they assume they will have, and then say "oh well!" and create another plan when the weight doesn't magically come off. There is only one real plan, eat less + move more. That's it, forever, and it is not glamorous but it is necessary to stay alive when you're super morbidly obese.
 
Amber could choose to eat smaller portions and foods that provide better nutrition than the crap she eats
She still has all that Optavia food, which supposedly is crammed full of vitamins and minerals. Why doesn't she eat it? She doesn't have to be adhering to the diet to eat the food, and she could stand to eat stuff with actual nutritional content. She might think she's getting all her nutritional needs met because she eats like a pig, but I'd bet an orange chicken dinner she's deficient in vitamin C, D, and iron, at minimum.
 
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I know that road she's on, and it's dark. Really fucking dark.

But...it will be over, soon. This is suicide in slow motion.

All of this is just meaningless babble to fill in the time between eating. That's the sum of her life - eating, and a bunch of other bullshit until the next meal.

The day is coming, and it's coming soon, that Becky can't wake Amber up. After she's done cleaning up the remnants of Amber's failed life, and disposed of her 600 lb. corpse, (And pay for it, of course.), she'll be free. If Becky's family weren't doing a full court press on her to get the fuck out of that abusive relationship, I'd be surprised. She's doomed to being a homecare nurse, pretty damned soon, without training or pay - with severe emotional abuse on top as a nice fat cherry. Narcissism is the gift that keeps on givin', and Becky got herself the deluxe gift basket.

And yes, it's soon. Her body is breaking down. It's dying. The signs are all there. A full medical workup would reveal further horrors. What's under those poor, abused leggings is a horrorshow, we all know it is. Her youth is no longer able to stave it off. Her "cat scratch" isn't healed, because her immune system is completely compromised, and her body cannot heal itself, and it's grey because there's no blood flowing to it to bring the things the skin needs to heal the wound. Her body can't support her sitting up anymore. She has breathing issues normally, and binging effects it more. Diabetes, sleep apnea, heart issues, broken insulin response, sure. It would be more of a surprise if she didn't have all of the same issues the morbidly obese have at half her size.

She's dying. In slow motion. And deep down, somewhere in those rotten brains, she knows it, but hey guise, here's more baffling bamboozly bullshit about calories and "gowls". The food must flow!

This is all part of her extended extinction burst, before her sleep apnea and a big binge does her in, if her heart doesn't nope the fuck out of there first.

Save her? She doesn't want to be saved, boo boo. Silly hayders.
 
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Weekly calorie counting? lol.

She's going to tell herself that eating 4k calories a day is okay so long as she doesn't exceed her weekly allotment. What's going to happen when you eat three quarters of your weekly calories in the first 2 days?

I think she just likes to hear BIG numbers. At 2.5k calories a day, she has a HEALTHY allocation of 17.5k weekly calories. So even if she were to binge on Monday through Friday, she can just subtract the difference and eat less on the weekends. I bet a several dozen healthy fertile kiwis this is her throught process.
 

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I’d say the people who suffer from it might. Eating disorders are pretty nasty and she’s becoming infamous, like with the PDP video. It’s going to lead people to equate her with BED. Hell even bulimics and anorexics who binge could fall under that. Anytime they fall prey to a binge they may experience disgust for ‘being anything like her’ or ‘being weak like her’ and it could negatively impact their own eating disorder.

And it’s not just her, it’s any of these obese land whales who eat 8000 calories every day and aren’t trying to improve at all. It’s just going to enable their delusions further, leading to an even worse public understanding of an already misunderstood disorder. When most people hear of it they think ‘fat fucks’ but majority of sufferers either are of normal or slightly overweight. But whenever a fat bitch who wants to do MOOKBANGS faces any criticism they fall back on BED. Plus it only gives Amber more excuses at this point.

People can think whatever they want, but since so many eating disorders are rooted in feelings of shame and failure, which these cows lack, it just rubs me the wrong way. I’m tired of seeing these morons use debilitating mental disorders as an excuse for their shitty behavior, and that extends to sjw shit and any other faggot who does it. And yes I’m a bleeding heart faggot who rambles about this too often, but it’s just my two cents. Anyway it’s even funnier knowing that she is 100% in control of her actions and can’t blame periods of uncontrollable eating.

TLDR- BED is a shit condition that ruins lives, it could potentially harm other ED sufferers, giving amber excuses is dumb, and it stigmatizes the actual disorder worse. Plus AL is a fat fuck in control of herself, and that’s funnier. It allows her to not take responsibility for her actions as well including the abuse of her girlfriend from ‘the binge monster’.

I don't necessarily disagree with what you're saying re: BED sufferers will not want to be associated with Amber, but there are shitters in every group, that's how life is. Autists don't want to be associated with Chris. Anorexics don't want to be associated with Ashley Isaacs. Most autists aren't like Chris and most anorexics aren't like Ashley. Most people with BED aren't like Amber (taking her self diagnosis at face value).

I continue to maintain that a person does not get to 600 lbs without having an eating disorder. Literally, by definition, you must have an eating disorder to be that fat. Overeating, BED, food addiction, some other mental disfunction that causes her to not to have the same feelings regarding food that normal people do. And, I continue to maintain that it doesn't really matter what it's called, because it's plainly obvious that something along the way had gone horribly wrong. To say Amber is completely normal is laughable. She isn't.

I say this not to defend Al, but to look at the situation realistically: a mentally sound person does not choose to completely abandon any semblance of normalcy for a life of self inprisonment. This isn't saying that Al isn't lazy, entitled, or selfish. It's also not to say she isn't responsible for her own actions. It's saying she is mentally unhinged in some fashion. It's what makes her a cow.

Her falling back on BED also clearly doesn't matter much because she has been using that excuse for as long as I can remember and she's infamous and hated regardless. Aside from her few asspatters everybody sees through the bullshit eventually, most people sooner rather than later.

I realize the purpose of the farms is for exceptional individuals to overanalyze every single detail of other exceptional individuals, but this constant debate over what exactly is wrong with Amber is missing the forest for the trees. Who gives a shit what the actual disorder is. She's a silly, fat cunt who will never change.
 
Am I supposed to be upset right now? Guide me.

how you're meant to be feeling is beyond my realm of caring. But if you really need guidance....how do I put this nicely...................................................you might want to gauge the tone of the room before trying to work it. And that's just good advice in general, applicable anywhere.

You're welcome.
 
I don't necessarily disagree with what you're saying re: BED sufferers will not want to be associated with Amber, but there are shitters in every group, that's how life is. Autists don't want to be associated with Chris. Anorexics don't want to be associated with Ashley Isaacs. Most autists aren't like Chris and most anorexics aren't like Ashley. Most people with BED aren't like Amber (taking her self diagnosis at face value).

I continue to maintain that a person does not get to 600 lbs without having an eating disorder. Literally, by definition, you must have an eating disorder to be that fat. Overeating, BED, food addiction, some other mental disfunction that causes her to not to have the same feelings regarding food that normal people do. And, I continue to maintain that it doesn't really matter what it's called, because it's plainly obvious that something along the way had gone horribly wrong. To say Amber is completely normal is laughable. She isn't.

I say this not to defend Al, but to look at the situation realistically: a mentally sound person does not choose to completely abandon any semblance of normalcy for a life of self inprisonment. This isn't saying that Al isn't lazy, entitled, or selfish. It's also not to say she isn't responsible for her own actions. It's saying she is mentally unhinged in some fashion. It's what makes her a cow.

Her falling back on BED also clearly doesn't matter much because she has been using that excuse for as long as I can remember and she's infamous and hated regardless. Aside from her few asspatters everybody sees through the bullshit eventually, most people sooner rather than later.

I realize the purpose of the farms is for exceptional individuals to overanalyze every single detail of other exceptional individuals, but this constant debate over what exactly is wrong with Amber is missing the forest for the trees. Who gives a shit what the actual disorder is. She's a silly, fat cunt who will never change.
There are vast differences between actual, diagnosed BEDs and other emotional disorders (narcissism, addiction, etc) that express themselves through the same behavior as BEDs.

Either way, it's treatable - and she's doing nothing to treat whatever it is. That's the issue.

I'll stop, because words trigger people, I guess.
 
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how you're meant to be feeling is beyond my realm of caring. But if you really need guidance....how do I put this nicely...................................................you might want to gauge the tone of the room before trying to work it. And that's just good advice in general, applicable anywhere.

You're welcome.
I see.

Fascinating. Please, lecture me more. It's working so well.
 
Chantel is such an obnoxious attention whore good god. Nobody asked you to waltz in here and offer your help and I highly doubt AL will listen to another LOLCOW, because part of me is starting to think AL is trying to get the attention of the farms. Her supporters have dwindled to a point where they're...well...Chantel. She knows that some of us on here, (probably more than most will admit), watch her videos. That's the difference between AL and Chantel. Chantel seems to be on a hate war against places like the farms, while AL seems to feed into it.

Chantel, unless you're telling more 3some or horror stories about you getting drunk and leaving a shit covered bathroom behind in your wake, shut the hell up and gtfo

I'm waiting with bated breath for Becky to leave AL. Destruction is imminent. Part of me wonders if maybe Becky's family had some sort of "intervention" about AL, because AL is nearing, well, death. Do you think they're telling Becky to get out while she can?
 
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There are vast differences between actual, diagnosed BEDs and other emotional disorders (narcissism, addiction, etc) that express themselves through the same behavior as BEDs.

Either way, it's treatable - and she's doing nothing to treat whatever it is. That's the issue.

I'll stop, because words trigger people, I guess.

Makes me wonder if he ultimate plan is to be such an utter and complete failure that someone from TV land yanks her away from Kentucky to save her life.
 
I don't necessarily disagree with what you're saying re: BED sufferers will not want to be associated with Amber, but there are shitters in every group, that's how life is. Autists don't want to be associated with Chris. Anorexics don't want to be associated with Ashley Isaacs. Most autists aren't like Chris and most anorexics aren't like Ashley. Most people with BED aren't like Amber (taking her self diagnosis at face value).

I continue to maintain that a person does not get to 600 lbs without having an eating disorder. Literally, by definition, you must have an eating disorder to be that fat. Overeating, BED, food addiction, some other mental disfunction that causes her to not to have the same feelings regarding food that normal people do. And, I continue to maintain that it doesn't really matter what it's called, because it's plainly obvious that something along the way had gone horribly wrong. To say Amber is completely normal is laughable. She isn't.

I say this not to defend Al, but to look at the situation realistically: a mentally sound person does not choose to completely abandon any semblance of normalcy for a life of self inprisonment. This isn't saying that Al isn't lazy, entitled, or selfish. It's also not to say she isn't responsible for her own actions. It's saying she is mentally unhinged in some fashion. It's what makes her a cow.

Her falling back on BED also clearly doesn't matter much because she has been using that excuse for as long as I can remember and she's infamous and hated regardless. Aside from her few asspatters everybody sees through the bullshit eventually, most people sooner rather than later.

I realize the purpose of the farms is for exceptional individuals to overanalyze every single detail of other exceptional individuals, but this constant debate over what exactly is wrong with Amber is missing the forest for the trees. Who gives a shit what the actual disorder is. She's a silly, fat cunt who will never change.
I think it’s less that they don’t want to be associated with just her and more of she’s encouraging other MOOKBANGERS ie Chantal to follow suit. It’s more about the culture that she herself breeds then just ‘I don’t want to be like her’. In the examples above they all legitimately had those issues, and I know with AL it’s more up in the air, made even harder by her lies.

You can have disordered eating without having an eating disorder. I agree she suffers from food addiction but that isn’t under the eating disorder family. It would suit her a lot better honestly. Since people with Food addiction have an issue with food itself, the treatments are very very different. Though I think an overeating disorder that isn’t BED may need to be added to that umberella considering how common this is becoming.

I agree that no stable being ends up that size. Like I said at the end of the day people don’t have to 100% agree with my opinion and I’m always open to agree to disagree. Frankly I’m not interested in absolutes of ‘this is what she has and you can’t change my mind’. I find reading some of this enjoyable and taking away others opinions since everybody’s perspective is different. After all different thoughts and opinions are what make the farms so interesting. I also think part of the debate is just lack of content, it leads to more speculation to kill time. At the end of the day you’re right in she’s going to do what she wants and it doesn’t matter, yes. It’s whatwver she can do to excuse her shit. It’s just a shame that she’s vile enough to try and use something like an ED to do it, and I try to post information so people can get educated if they aren’t well acquainted with the subject.
 
Makes me wonder if he ultimate plan is to be such an utter and complete failure that someone from TV land yanks her away from Kentucky to save her life.

She'd only agree to that if she didn't have to blackout her social media. I'm convinced that's the only reason she has thus far refused to appear on MSHPL, Dr. Phil, and whatever other show has reached out
 
Holy shit...

So, she gets 1300 a day. Okay see that's a good goal.

But that means I get 9100 calories a week.

I see where this is going.

So that means if one day I only eat 1100 calories.

Mmmm...

But one day I binge and eat more it is okay because I just can't go over that 9100 calories in a week.

Mmmmhmmmm...Let's extrapolate shall we?

So, I know I said I can only eat 9100 calories a week but really when you think about it that is 36,000 calories a month. So if one week I only eat 8900 calories and then another week I binge it is okay as long as I don't go over 36,000 calories for the month.

MmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmm...

Hi booboo! I know I said I wasn't going to go over 36,000 a month but then I realized if you eat 1300 calories a day you are going to end up eating like 475,000 calories in a year. So...if one year you only eat 450,000 calories and the next year you eat 700,000 it like balances out.

Her body may be bed bound but her mind is a fucking world class gymnast.
 
Holy shit how fat does one have to be that sitting upright would hurt one's legs?!
According to Amber, 565 pounds.

In reality it's probably a combination of not moving from pillow mountain, wearing far too small layhggings that constrict her flesh logs, and the fat coating every inch of her arteries.
 
According to Amber, 565 pounds.

In reality it's probably a combination of not moving from pillow mountain, wearing far too small layhggings that constrict her flesh logs, and the fat coating every inch of her arteries.

You forgot the untreated diabetes and the fact she could have necrotic tissue right now. So when she stands, that pain she feels could be her flesh splitting open more and more from pressure.
 
She still has all that Optavia food, which supposedly is crammed full of vitamins and minerals. Why doesn't she eat it? She doesn't have to be adhering to the diet to eat the food, and she could stand to eat stuff with actual nutritional content. She might think she's getting all her nutritional needs met because she eats like a pig, but I'd bet an orange chicken dinner she's deficient in vitamin C, D, and iron, at minimum.
Yes, I saw someone earlier that she could survive off of eating nothing, but historical even morbidly obese people “starve” by doing this due to malnutrion.

Your body needs something, it just doesn’t need 6000 calories of garbage. On a recent episode of MSPL, Dr. Now put a patient on a 600 calorie a day diet. AL would implode.
 
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