DSP: "I have to visit CT and see sick parents in 2019" - most dramatic event of all of 2019 so far

WeeblesWobble said:
Dude, he is going to cancel visiting his parents I can fucking smell it. He's going to say he cannot possibly take off of work with so little saved up to pay his taxes. Unless his parents are going to break him off a little something he is NOT going to go visit them. If someone shows up with a briefcase of money he'll go, if things stay the way they have been there is no way he goes on that trip, dying parents or not.
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If he cancelled the trip i would laugh my ass off, but i doubt that he will, im pretty sure he have saved money or bought plane tickets already!

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I actually do believe they are, but not because they're deathly ill or some shit. They just know their dumbass son won't actually fly out himself unless they give him the money to do so. My parents paid for me and my wife to fly before because they just really wanted us to come out and knew it wasn't really feasible for us financially. That said, someone making $100k+ a year should be able to handle that kind of purchase.

Very strange that the plane tickets haven't been booked yet. You save a ton of money by buying well in advance, similar to hotels.
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Im pretty sure he is using the "tax money" to fund the trip, but wouldnt say it it is impossible that his parents helps out in someway financally.

When i did my trip around the world i bought my tickets and made hotel reservations pretty late, although about a month in advance, and i came off pretty cheap,it all depends on how you wanna fly and how you wanna live, if you know anyone locally you can even come off cheaper with their help.
 
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I can see Phil's parents buying him and Kat plane tickets. I can see them letting him borrow the car. I can't believe that they will be paying for anything else. Are we to believe that they are going to pay for Phil and Kat to go to the zoo, the mall, the arcade, and to every authentic Italian restaurant in Connecticut? Papa Burnell is just going to give Phil his credit cards and let him go to town?

I can't imagine why there aren't more people donating to Phil. This guy is in so much financial trouble that he can't sleep at night due to worry. He might lose his house and end up on the street. Still going to fly across America to go to the zoo and eat pizza though.
 
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Phil... clear the air with Rambo. 'Hey, John... how are ya? Hope you're doing well. I'll be in Connecticut sometime in the second week of April. blah blah blah'

Cahm'ahn. It will be good for you.

(Pic is from the thread "Awwwwww" on the tumbleweed forums)
 
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Freshtodeath said:
John lives an hour away so he'd have to drive lol. Also pretty sure he has a mature adult job (real estate agent) so he might not have time. DSP is busy with kat anyways doing adult stuff.
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A real estate agent you say? It’s almost like if Dave hadn’t burned that bridge John could help him find a rental management company or sell the khando for as much as possible.....
 
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Freshtodeath said:
John lives an hour away so he'd have to drive lol. Also pretty sure he has a mature adult job (real estate agent) so he might not have time. DSP is busy with kat anyways doing adult stuff.
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"I tried to get together with Rambo during my trip but he wouldn't answer my calls. I told him if he wanted to meet and record some content for my channel then he can feel free to come over like old times."

I'm interested to see how much he bitches about this trip if he goes. It's going to be a decently long plane ride and having to rub elbows (literally) with the public is bound to produce some salt after the fact.

"Fucking flight attendant wouldn't give me peanuts. I thought you always got peanuts on flights. I guess they don't do that anymore because of people having allergies. What pussies, you're not the one eating them."
 
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KangarooPissSpray said:
A real estate agent you say? It’s almost like if Dave hadn’t burned that bridge John could help him find a rental management company or sell the khando for as much as possible.....
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Would Rambo be the kind of guy that would help DSP out anyway to prove a point to himself (that's he's better than DSP), even though DSP wouldn't actually give a shit and just take advantage of Rambo anyway?
 
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Salubrious said:
Would Rambo be the kind of guy that would help DSP out anyway to prove a point to himself (that's he's better than DSP), even though DSP wouldn't actually give a shit and just take advantage of Rambo anyway?
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I think Rambo is a stand up guy and would help Dave if he asked in a half way decent way and at least admitted Dave was a shitheel and could have handled things better. Then again Dave’s ego and him feeling like he was 100% in the right and got betrayed by John would probably prevent even the thought coming to him. As far as whether Dave would try to take advantage of Rambo if he tried to help, without a doubt...
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Call me thunkful but I think he has to sell his house. He hasn't gone back to CT in years so why go now? Maybe he is showing kat CT cause they might have to move back.
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That would be the smartest thing phil has done in 10 years so i can guarantee this isnt happening.

He also has said he would never move back, he would continue to pay for the empty CT condo while renting an apartment in Washington instead, he already said it.
 
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samovski said:
Cooking and cleaning? How does he do it?

36 year old man btw, finding cooking and cleaning stressful. wow
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Dood he had to have his weekly call with his nudnig parents to tell them how to arrange his vacation for maximum enjoyment for their golden boi.

cups hands over mouth I TOLD YOU TO BOOK FIRST CLASS, WHY DON’T YOU LISTEN TO ME?!?!?? (REEeEe!!!)
 
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KangarooPissSpray said:
Dood he had to have his weekly call with his nudnig parents to tell them how to arrange his vacation for maximum enjoyment for their golden boi.

cups hands over mouth I TOLD YOU TO BOOK FIRST CLASS, WHY DON’T YOU LISTEN TO ME?!‽?? (REEeEe!!!)
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Then his parents call him right before the plane leaves to tell him that there was nothing they could do and that there were bugged booking mechanics. D$P then starts up an emergency stream to say, "Dude, my parents are detractors!" :stress:
 
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