Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[why]

Sammie is so fucking retarded it blows my mind. She seems like the type of person who just doesn't have a personality, so she has to forge one from the only noteworthy fact about her: that she pushed a couple lives ones out of her crotch. She doesn't even have to see them to technically be a "mother", so she gets to feel like a big girl who sacrifices something aside from her dignity.

Unfortunately for her, no one cares about her when she's a deadbeat who spends most of her time grasping at black cocks to make her mom mad instead of spending it with her kids. So she continues these histrionics to keep the attention she so strongly craves.

 

[fenny]

I wish Sammie were just a little smarter so she could get into the cryptic pregnancy thing. But she can't even remember which baby she's supposed to be pregnant with for two months, let alone 2 years.

 

[Viridian]

I wish Sammie were just a little smarter so she could get into the cryptic pregnancy thing. But she can't even remember which baby she's supposed to be pregnant with for two months, let alone 2 years.

I was thinking this exact same thing just yesterday! How if she had a few more brain cells she could milk one imaginary baby for attention for literal years instead of having to constantly come up with new horrible baby names and claiming miscarriages every few months. She could claim a cryptic pregnancy is what happened to the disappeared Remy! She could get on TV like this basket case here if she could keep her story consistent long enough. Alas, it is not to be, because there's not enough functional grey matter upstairs.

 

[JuniperFalls]

“My bills are paid”

To be fair, she never said she was the one paying the bills and making sure her kids had food.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She's already on the prowl for a new nigga. I wonder if she's still pregnant?

 

[wateryketchup]

lady you can't even move out of your hometown

 

[Rabbit Bones]

So... she just went live. And she said De'Shaun got "out of jail for two days", and went to visit his 'other' babymama instead of her. She's also sick of 'all these black men I been with' cheating on her and doing her wrong. Even for Sammie, I'm stunned. She can't actually be dumb enough to think people get weekends out of jail.

 

[Trombonista]

She can't actually be dumb enough

Gonna have to stop you right there. If this thread has taught me anything, it's that Sammie is dumb enough.

 

[JuniperFalls]

So... she just went live. And she said De'Shaun got "out of jail for two days", and went to visit his 'other' babymama instead of her. She's also sick of 'all these black men I been with' cheating on her and doing her wrong. Even for Sammie, I'm stunned. She can't actually be dumb enough to think people get weekends out of jail.

I'm also baffled that (assuming these stories are all meant to give her some sort of status points in her eyes; and "my boyfriend's in jail" is her equivalent of "He goes to a different school") -- what, even in her dreams she can't find a man who'll be faithful to her? If I had to invent a fantasy inmate romance because I thought it made me look "cool," I'd keep the inmate in jail rather than go out on furlough and cheat on me. WTF?

 

[odonnells dairy bar]

I haven’t scrolled down far enough to find the baby daddy drama mentioned earlier, but I did happen to catch this, posted about 20 minutes ago as I write this.




Also, Sammie’s relationship history on that profile is... eye opening. This FB account has only been open since November.



Also, Austin is single.



She seems to get shockingly little interaction on most of her posts, but it seems like she has a lot of friends on this current account (it won’t show me how many, on mobile).

 

[wateryketchup]

I don't see why it matters what he thinks about the name, it's not like he'll ever see it anyway

Spoiler

yes i know she's not really knocked up

 

[odonnells dairy bar]

I don't see why it matters what he thinks about the name, it's not like he'll ever see it anyway

Spoiler

yes i know she's not really knocked up

I also had that thought. Of course she isn’t pregnant*, but even if she was, it wouldn’t matter. She consistently chooses these deadbeat guys who would run for the hills if she was really pregnant, and since I can only assume she is still pseudo-homeless any child she has in the near future would likely be taken away quickly. At least, I hope, for the kid’s sake.

*I’ve read this whole thread through a couple times and I have a feeling Sammie is going to legitimately get knocked up again before 2019 is over. I almost wanna say her and Austin will get back together again for a while, and they’ll make yet another baby, but a real one this time.

 

[Strine]

*I’ve read this whole thread through a couple times and I have a feeling Sammie is going to legitimately get knocked up again before 2019 is over.

Long odds. As outlined in the OP, Sammie has virtually no chance of bringing a child to term, and has severe uterine damage which makes even conception unlikely, and miscarriage nigh certain. She's also fat as fuck which doesn't help her chances. Unfortunately, Sammie can't think of another way to get attention, so we're going to see many more Google Images results for "Half Blak Half Wheat Babey Foto"

 

[Muscle Bra]

As outlined in the OP, Sammie has virtually no chance of bringing a child to term, and has severe uterine damage which makes even conception unlikely, and miscarriage nigh certain.

It really is kind of sad when you think about it. Spitting out illegitimate babies with a string of random partners is literally the only thing in her life that Sammie could ever excel at, and even that has been taken away from her.

 

[lurk_moar]

Africa is a continent composed of 54 unique countries. I doubt she can even name one African country. Sammie has zero edgymahcayshun or skills, so I doubt any country would grant her a visa. The good news is that many Africans speak English because of colonialism.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Also, Sammie’s relationship history on that profile is... eye opening.

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I am loving Sammie's relationship history (apparently, even though she was married in 2018, she failed to get a divorce before entering into a relationship with Jamarion Vines - twice - and then getting engaged to DeShaun) but I am enjoying her profile even more. Apparently, she is now a "Momma of 3", which means that either Weezy or Printheth met with an untimely end. (Or, I suppose, she may have stopped including her RL kids and only counts Weezy, Printheth, and ... I forget who the third was...)

 

[SnarkySperg]

Okay, so I am confused about who the fuck DeShaun is, but I don't think it's her. The first thing I noticed is that he doesn't write where Every Word Is Capitalized Like This. Sammie has never been able to stop doing this. People will constantly call her out for it (particularly on the 'fan account' Instagram, where she tried to pretend it wasn't her, but she wrote like that in every caption) and she'll insist they're mistaken. No way has she learned from that and stopped. Maybe she's being catfished? She's definitely the type to fall for that.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Okay, so I am confused about who the fuck DeShaun is, but I don't think it's her. The first thing I noticed is that he doesn't write where Every Word Is Capitalized Like This. Sammie has never been able to stop doing this. People will constantly call her out for it (particularly on the 'fan account' Instagram, where she tried to pretend it wasn't her, but she wrote like that in every caption) and she'll insist they're mistaken. No way has she learned from that and stopped. Maybe she's being catfished? She's definitely the type to fall for that.

If I had more time I'd dig around but she has in the past on a fake account managed to not Write Like This. I think this is legitimately her.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The De'Shaun account is completely run by her. What I don't know is if she's completely made up De'Shaun, or if someone is catfishing her WITH him, and she made the account just so she could tag him and give herself compliments.

And, uh, I think I discovered the new imaginary babys name. And it's a doozy.

 

[fenny]

Lagerece is pronounced "luh greasy" and no one can convince me otherwise.