MUKBANG: SAUSAGE FEST 3/20/19

[JambledUpWords]

• Gorl is having turkey kielbasa sausages with a bell pepper and a potato
• There’s a storm outside
• She says she plans to count carbs
• Is wanting to cut out bread, pasta, rice and cereal
• She’s been doing research and realizes that cutting down on carb intake can help her lose weight
• The only carbs she’s allowing herself are potatoes and vegetables
• She wants to limit her carbs to the low limit of 150 grams
• Her turkey sausage meal has 58 grams of carbs alone
• She’s afraid of going into ketosis because of feeling sick
• She’s planning on having her heaviest meal be breakfast so she won’t crave things later
• She’s trying to do low carb for now
• 
  She got these roses from her gorlfriend
• Her favorite roses are dark red
• She’s been watching a lot of mukbanger YouTubers lately
• Talks about YouTube copyright
• Says that hearing the storm is relaxing
• Finishes the gigantic meal and says she’s full

 

[Heidi84]

I read the title and was like '' no, this cant be real, no way she did a mukbang ''. But it is.

 

[Ellana]

She is out of breath sitting there and eating.
Her orgasm noises and Chantal possession eyeball rolling is over the top Jesus Christ.

 

[clusterfuckk]

And the cycle continues......

Spoiler: Spoiler

This dumb bitch

 

[peengu]

The whole video: "mmmhm, mmmm, chewing cud noises, 58 carbs, smacking lips mmhm mhm mhmhmm hmhm"

Just riveting

 

[Heidi84]

It almost makes me sad lol

 

[Big Al's Crusty Sty]

What’s with th new nose ring??

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

isn't she dieting?

 

[Commiechu]

Jfc she really is trying to look more and more like some farm animal. I can't get over the bullring

 

[Masta]

She really puts the ‘die’ in dieting.

 

[Long time lurker]

I'm not sure I'll be able to watch it all (if I do, I'll edit this post). The things that stoop up for me in the two minutes I watched:

• you can hear one of the dogs scratching themselves. I guess they haven't solved the flea problem yet.
• Amber claims that...meal was cooked with water, but she does a close-up of a fork full and everything is glistening with fat. (2:27)
• chewing sounds galore and a lot of moaning.
• holly fuck. She has a nose ring on!
• she's counting carbs???? Carbohydrates, I suspect. Not calories. She claims the platter of food she's eating is 58 carbs. 58 what? How does one count carbs?
• OMG she's "explaining" ketosis... the only saving grace of that is that I now know what she meant by 58 carbs. I suspect she means she is eating 58 g of carbs. Which I doubt because the potato is huge, there is also onions and (I think) some other vegetable in there, plus, she's eating sausages which have more than just meat and fat in them (carbs are cheap whereas meat is not),

I'm sorry I can't go on. The chewing noises are doing me in. That and her chewing with her mouth open. I suspect the rest of the video is Amber telling us how much she knows about nutrition and explaining her new plan.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

"Twinkie is like 'mom can I have a bite? Even though I just ate'"

 

[Aldora]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[W00K #17]

Who was it that called this one? Internet points to you, good sir.

 

[Masta]

"Twinkie is like 'mom can I have a bite? Even though I just ate'"

 

[JambledUpWords]

What’s with th new nose ring??

She’s becoming her true self

Spoiler

 

[theriddler3]

Are we just going to ignore that she's eating that potato dry? I know she's a dry gorl, but Jesus Christ. That can't be a satisfying chew.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

Hey but all those disgusting orgasm sounds make me want to rip out my eyes with a rusty garden trowel. Kudos to all of you who can finish watching that mess.

 

[marjoram]

15 minutes of trollin'lynn is waaaay too much. She's so fucking gross; must really need some cash. Unfortunately, her stupid plan will probably work, this foul offering is really gonna rile up the masses.

The "new" nose ring is fake, She got it during her Motel Pride celebration...

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I am so triggered right now. Why the fuck doesn't Amber want to go into ketosis. From a quick google search, not the best research but still better than anything AL can do, I found that ketosis occurs when the body is metabolizing fat at a high rate and converting fatty acids into ketones (a part/functional group of organic compounds found in a lot of metabolic molecules). Why wouldn't she want to metabolize her fat cell storage at a high level? Sure, this may be slightly disruptive to her metabolism, but what isn't at this point? Her metabolism is fucked and she must choose between the better of two evils: burning fat storage at an increased rate versus a slow and painful death caused by her super morbid obesity. Ugh, rant over. As someone with a slightly above average knowledge of metabolism and energy production, this is super autistic to me.