MUKBANG: SAUSAGE FEST 3/20/19

[Hidden Squirrel]

So, yeah. Now she's counting carbs. She wants to eat 100-150 g per day, which if I'm right is a pretty normal amount of carbs for a normal diet, not a low carb diet. So to make up for the only 58 carbs between the medium-large potato and the onion, she eats an entire kielbasa.

She doesn't want to go too low on carbs because "I'm afraid to go into ketosis for my own personal reasons." Could it be diabetes?

She says it's going to cut out pasta, rice, and bread, so only get carbs from potatoes and veggies. And that it's going to be hard to fit in 150 carbs per day eating this way. Why does this sound to me like an excuse for more cheesy mashed potatoes at the end of the night to get in her allotment of carbs for the day?

She says she will be counting calories too, not just carbs, but doesn't tell us what her daily calorie goal is, so I wonder if she doesn't have one, or it's high enough that she knows she'll get hate for it. But then again, she's filming a mukbang so she's planning for hate regardless.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Is our gorl already planning her funeral arrangements?

Has anyone else noticed the constant humming and sounds of agreement "mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm" after EVERY. FUCKING. BITE!! She has to be trolling at this point.

 

[fat]

The vibe of this video is incredible, so strong, I could only watch about 10 seconds of it. A mountain of sausages and a completely plain potato being eaten off what looks like a wobbly board game box. Powerful shit.

 

[Hidden Squirrel]

Has anyone else noticed the constant humming and sounds of agreement "mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm" after EVERY. FUCKING. BITE!! She has to be trolling at this point.

I think it's genuine, she really loves food that much. She's a food addict getting her high.

 

[pecansandies]

I'm not watching this so thanks for the recaps yall but can I just put this up here again



for a while I was thinking "hmm I wonder if this is still apt because she's a bit all over the place" but NOPE. Into hauls and mukbangs on the heels of acting like she's no longer dieting. Right on fuckin schedule.

Has anyone else noticed the constant humming and sounds of agreement "mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm" after EVERY. FUCKING. BITE!! She has to be trolling at this point.

she's pandering to the low-key feeder fetishists and she fucking knows

 

[CarbieDoll]

God damnit! I can't believe this fucking sow.
What even is this?
I sat through all of this looking like a sped and still feels like a nightmare. Those mouth sounds ?

 

[Whatthefuck]

That fake septum ring makes her look like a prize bull at the state fair. That ain't for you gorl.

That right there tells me this bitch has just mentally given up or is so deluded that she can't draw the logical comparison. Maybe she's trolling, she's excellent at that. She would have been a 4chan stoor back in the day.

 

[toadoftoadhall]

Every time she overloaded that fork, I was sure it couldn't fit into a human mouth surely, but our GORL simply unhinges her jaw and stuffs it in. The sheer size of the bites she takes, coupled with her looking around like an alarmed fucking gorilla AND saying only on the last bite of that GARGANTUAN portion of food 'Your gorl is fooll you guise', are absolute proof that her stomach is fucked forever more.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Every time she overloaded that fork, I was sure it couldn't fit into a human mouth surely, but our GORL simply unhinges her jaw and stuffs it in. The sheer size of the bites she takes, coupled with her looking around like an alarmed fucking gorilla AND saying only on the last bite of that GARGANTUAN portion of food 'Your gorl is fooll you guise', are absolute proof that her stomach is fucked forever more.

She has the same serpentine quality as Chantal to unhinge her jaw and swallow her prey whole.

 

[Aldora]

Amber must need some YouTube bucks to pay for all that make up she bought, but she gets paid on the 21st I think, so not much longer to go.

Can't wait for the start of April and the renewed proclamations of "I feel sick and disgusted with myself" etc.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

For all the blah blah blah she does about diets and counting calories or carbs it's amazing she can't try a simple strategy, like, you know - don't make cumming while eating videos when you are 600 fucking pounds.

 

[e-gf]

First comment under the video. AL will surely get triggered and cry on Twitter about how this plan works for her, guise

 

[JambledUpWords]

don't make cumming while eating videos when you are 600 fucking pounds.

She needs the money from her feeder fanbase. Don’t you realize she’s a busy gorl and she needs to do this to earn money? Those hauls don’t buy themselves you know.

 

[Aldora]

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First comment under the video. AL will surely get triggered and cry on Twitter about how this plan works for her, guise

I'm sure Obese2Beast is equally proud of Amber.

 

[aerostar88]

I am so triggered right now. Why the fuck doesn't Amber want to go into ketosis. From a quick google search, not the best research but still better than anything AL can do, I found that ketosis occurs when the body is metabolizing fat at a high rate and converting fatty acids into ketones (a part/functional group of organic compounds found in a lot of metabolic molecules). Why wouldn't she want to metabolize her fat cell storage at a high level? Sure, this may be slightly disruptive to her metabolism, but what isn't at this point? Her metabolism is fucked and she must choose between the better of two evils: burning fat storage at an increased rate versus a slow and painful death caused by her super morbid obesity. Ugh, rant over. As someone with a slightly above average knowledge of metabolism and energy production, this is super autistic to me.

She would burn fat like crazy, especially if she paired it with the most basic bitch form of IF. They start seniors out on 12-12, Hamber sleeps most of that away anyways.

 

[Tammy Larsen]

 

[Pikapool]

"I've never counted carbs like ever"
No fucking shit Bessie that's why they'll need to forklift your coffin this year

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Goddamn, the exaggerated super slow eyerolling.

 

[WeightLossGoals]

Holy shit.
I loved good, polish kiełbasa.
Now I hate it, thank you Amber
Btw. why would she cook it in a water? It's not "white sausage" which is raw and made for cooking.
This one is ready and you have to fry it.

 

[DubbleBubble]

I wish I could say I was surprised that the feeder porn- I mean mukbangs are back in full swing already. But we all know the cycle by now.

1. She wants us to think she just cooked all that with water (mmm that boiled sausage amiright?), when you can SEE the oil saturation on close up.
2. She eats such massive serving because she does not know how to season food in a way that tastes like anything.
3. So she wants to count carbs as her gimmick now, does she think that's going to go any different than calorie counting? She's just afraid of that terrifying alien expierence that is hunger, even for a minute.
4. By her own admission she pigs out on candy bars and fast food at all odd hours of the day and night, between her "normal" meals. How about just stopping that maybe?
5. And finally all the groaning and moaning and telling herself YESSS THIS SO GOOOOD with every bite of that tasteless slop, she really has to convince herself it's good.
6. And lastly, I just can not stand that phrase, whenever she wants to "see if it works FOR MEEEE". That's just code for "if this doesnt make me thin so I can get back to eating mcdonalds and cheesecake factory all day, then its too much work".

I used to feel sympathy and empathy, now I just hope every video is going to be becky uploading a fundraiser shill for Amber's funeral.