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The Chandler's pets pee and shit in the house on newspaper because they're too lazy to take them for walkies. The dogs are untrained, hate strangers, and are at least twenty pounds overweight. Their bellies all but drag on the floor. One nearly bit me when I offered to let it smell me.
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This is just so sad. He wouldn't have treated Patti like this, would he have? Or was that something Bob did, take care of Patti?
 
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The most important thing that stuck out for me from this story is that Bob's greenhouse is still standing tall

skyraider91 said:
No, aside from some general questions like, "How are you, my heart-sweet" and other baby talk like that.
He seemed content to stare at her chest most of the time during the dates.
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We made fun of Chris for bringing Bob to his date with Emily, but imagine how much more awkward their conversation would have been if he wasn't there to ask her questions and tell interesting stories.
 
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On the subject of the dogs: I just looked it up, and Clover and Snoopy are two and a half years old now. The Chandlers have been putting down newspapers (or not) for almost 3 years as their puppies grew into full-grown un-housebroken adult dogs. Jesus.

I also wonder if Catie got to visit the legendary troll shrine at Patti's grave. :ween:

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Their bellies all but drag on the floor.
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Compare to the picture here:
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Clover_and_Snoopy
And imagine how much fatter they must be. That's horrible and insane.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
On the subject of the dogs: I just looked it up, and Clover and Snoopy are two and a half years old now. The Chandlers have been putting down newspapers (or not) for almost 3 years as their puppies grew into full-grown un-housebroken adult dogs. Jesus.

I also wonder if Catie got to visit the legendary troll shrine at Patti's grave. :ween:
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It's borderline abuse. Poor Clover and Snoopy.
 
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At least we know where Barb got the "free house to crash" nonsense. Chris just decided Catie was moving in and Barb blamed Catie for the decision Chris made for her.

I didn't even stare at my date's chest when I was a sex obsessed teenager.

Chris is 32.

Shows out little he knows about real world human interaction. Which is Bob and Barb's fault when he was growing up, and his fault once he reached adulthood and decided Carebears could be his moral compass.
 
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Dang Dirty Troll said:
I didn't even stare at my date's chest when I was a sex obsessed teenager.

Chris is 32.

Shows out little he knows about real world human interaction. Which is Bob and Barb's fault when he was growing up, and his fault once he reached adulthood and decided Carebears could be his moral compass.
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It's probably one of those things that he got from TV. "You stare at a girls' boobs to flirt with her, and have to play it cool when you think she's looking."
 
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Catherine said:
When we made our escape, Chris said, "You asked what a girl like me was doing in a place like this?" (No Chris!!) "Well I'm waiting for the sweetest most honest woman in my life!" And put his arm around me to kiss me so I sneezed again to get him to back off. I waved at him when we got into the car and he still thinks I blew him a kiss.
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It dawns on me that Chris was under the impression that his date was going like a Disney romance, when in fact it bore more resemblance to the first hour of a slasher movie.
 
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For someone with really poor hygiene he sure likes to sanitize his hands after touching someone.
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I was reading a book about hoarding and OCD, and it said that sufferers were very context-specific when it comes to contamination, and certainly not informed by science. E.g. "clean" hoard garbage cannot come into contact with "dirty" hoard garbage.

Or in Chris's case, hands = unclean, hair = clean enough for boob contact.
 
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Well, I see the problem. Catie is too attractive. What is needed is a flat-chested overweight girl with frizzy hair, ill-fitting Goodwill clothes, green eyeshadow and bad makeup, and a cousin Gomer who asks questions like, "Is there gunna be room for her to have kinfolk stayin' with her? We're a big ole family and spend lots of time together, like weeks or months sometimes." She should wear Axe aftershave and not shave her legs. But she can ask him the scripted question, and see his response.

I need sleep.
 
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Gensdupays said:
It's probably one of those things that he got from TV. "You stare at a girls' boobs to flirt with her, and have to play it cool when you think she's looking."
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Said nobody, except the sex obsessed jackass who you're not supposed to take seriously, ever.

But Chris being Chris, probably didn't pick up on that subtlety.
 
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