MUKBANG: SAUSAGE FEST 3/20/19

[Bookish]

Even if that meal totaled 1 single calorie, what person would sit there and it that much food in one sitting? That's insane. Why purposely keep your stomach stretched to capacity?

And why does she sound like Joey in this one? He makes the exact same, 'un huh' sounds and the same hand gestures..kind of a 'c', index finger on top, around his mouth.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

not a green vegetable in sight

her aversion to oil is both amusing and pathetic she talks as though she is going to balloon up to the size of a whale if she uses a little olive oil.

cutting out rice but GORL but...but you lost 89 pounds eating rice!

are those irritating noises she makes when she is stuffing her pie hole a nervous tic? Like Chantal's nervous gibbering giggling?

and thats not the wind blowing through the house thats the wind blowing through the empty space between your ears gorl.

the piggy sounds she makes when she eats is what I imagine the soundtrack of the third circle of hell sounds like.

p.s

I am not usually one to say this because I think its pointless but fucking hell she looks fatter than ever.

 

[mekalekahi]

5 years in and we are balancing a plate on what looks like 3 rocking board games all while we are putting clap emojis on a James Charles tweet about ads in videos like the quality and effort are the same.

I've always believed that Amber refused to do keto because she doesn't understand it so she just says its not for her. Now she's somewhat talking about it and she's concerned of feeling slightly ill like in that household they have peak immune systems and aren't sick every month. I don't even care what she eats anymore, but its her physical reaction and the fact that she cant break a potato up so that she's not shoving a pancake size wedge in her mouth with bulging eyes. New rule is were not doing cereal or candy etc... that's up to her and becky because shes the one that goes to Walmart every single night and buys a new ben and jerry and bag a chips a day its not like they magically appear in the house.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Holy shit.
I loved good, polish kiełbasa.
Now I hate it, thank you Amber
Btw. why would she cook it in a water? It's not "white sausage" which is raw and made for cooking.
This one is ready and you have to fry it.

She can't cook for shit. She used a fucking meat thermometer for cubed chicken once. She "fries" her food in water. She's completely inept at cooking. It's the one surprising thing about her. She sits around all day doing fuck all watching YouTube and she can't watch one cooking tutorial. Mind boggling.

 

[brainbarf]

Amber explains different levels of ketosis together with exact amount of carbs( you know, 1 carb, definitely 20 carbs, maybe like a hundred carbs) needed to reach it, while orgasming from stuffing her orange chicken hole with turkey sausage and raw onion.
Seriously, this is the most horrifying psychological thriller I’ve ever seen.

Love the bit when she praises Thumb for getting her roses and proceeds to acknowledging those were not her favorite color.
But... did I hear her say “sorry”? When she explains that Beckster wants to listen to music, but she’s afraid to lose her hard eaten YouTube money due to copy right.

Also, is it just me, or ever since WateryFartGate she starts her videos with explanations for various sounds that may come up? Usually the poor dog, now the wind.

All in all, this video is shitmine for islamic content. Could be useful if someone swallowed some poison and needed to throw up real quick!

 

[ADHD]

Even if that meal totaled 1 single calorie, what person would sit there and it that much food in one sitting?

If that meal was only 1 calorie, Amber would eat 3 of them.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I'm not watching this so thanks for the recaps ...
for a while I was thinking "hmm I wonder if this is still apt because she's a bit all over the place" but NOPE. Into hauls and mukbangs on the heels of acting like she's no longer dieting. Right on fuckin schedule.

Relax, this is still solid as big Al's shelf ass, that 'mook-bung' still screen shot is indignant as all get out.

Good thing she opted for the turkey sausage because if she had gone with pork instead she'd have to answer to all the accusations of cannibalism in the follow up stage four cycle vlog! Also, wasn't there some report that youtube is demonitizing these type of videos due to it not being 'family friendly' content like they want their advertisers to be associated with so they don't pull their funding of the advertising programs?

 

[PiggyPie]

After reading all the recaps, I can't bring myself to watch this one.
What a disgusting sow. Get some fucking help.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

After reading all the recaps, I can't bring myself to watch this one.
What a disgusting sow. Get some fucking help.

Well, you arent missing much. Even her camera that wouldn't focus was like...fuck it.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I dare her to do a blood test. No way this fat bitch will ever be in ketosis. She’s once again spreading misinformation.

 

[Cheese Trap]

At this point I don't wanna believe she has any sort of non-hate watchers left.
Hell, even fat fetishist feeders must have higher standards than this.

 

[ADHD]

after doing a lot of research

A lot of research, you say? As much as you did on Optavia, perhaps?

 

[ThatGayElfFromDragonAge]

"Mom can i have a bite even though i just ate?" Al, stop projecting. Leave that poor creature out of it.

 

[disintegration]

Bitch is probably already in ketosis. Diabetic ketoacidosis. You can see proof her body doesn't know how to use insulin with the discolouration on her skin. Oy.

 

[Gene's Secret Cat]

She doesn't want to go too low on carbs because "I'm afraid to go into ketosis for my own personal reasons." Could it be diabetes?

No, it's just her own ego. Everyone told her to try Keto, and she flat out wouldn't do it because she couldn't give up her precious rice and "it wasn't healthy." She can't admit that now she wants to give it the old Amberlynn try so she's doing low-carb. Then she'll be like, "See! I did Keto for 2.5 days and it didn't work! Well, I mean, low-carb, but it's the same thing..." as she eats as many grams of carbs as someone on Keto eats (in 3 days!) in one sitting.

 

[DuckSucker]

For the first time I think Amberlynn has made a competent, actually good clickbait title. Gorl leveled up.

 

[peengu]

Did anyone else get the distinct feeling that for some reason this video was somehow abnormally bad? All of Amber's shit is awful and this combination of smugness, shovelling food into her rancid maw, and lack of anything insightful is nothing new. So why did this come across to like it was on a complete other level?

 

[ADHD]

Trolling level: 8/10

Can she fit the whole forkful in her mouth? Surely that piece of potato is too big....

Success! All in!

 

[Dutch Courage]

Sorry to be late for the party, but holy shit is this for real?

Crikes, this is one more reason why the notorious Orange Chicken Mukbang video wasn't funny.

I am eighteen seconds into this video, and I sit here, mouth agape, pupils dilating, hair standing on end, and bones chilled to the marrow... Eighteen seconds! I gotta hand it to our gorl; she hit upon a brilliant clickbait title (like 1000 monkeys at typewriters, she occasionally comes up with a good one) and delivered the goods with a bang (no pun intended) right away without any warning...

There has to be a catch, right? This cannot be what she is really doing? The joke will be on us, right? Oh my gawd, the answer is no...

Now, I am 40 seconds in, and she is making sex sounds she hasn't made since last summer... Eye rolling as she savors the fatty mouthful of greasy, salty, meaty glory. Yes, folks, this is indeed a Classic mukbang of the type we have not seen since the power-weight-gain days of summer/autumn 2018. The bullet train for 600 Pounds is now leaving the station, all aboard!

Counting carbs?!? WTF? There's a brilliant excuse to pig out on sausage! Holy steamers, man, she has lost what little of a mind she had...

She is gasping and huffing and puffing through the whole video.

Her explanation of what carbs do and what they are is utterly moronic. She is insane. Next comes the Pork Rind Diet. Delusion and stupidity is a very dangerous combination, and our fat friend exudes them.

Lol at "first" meal of the day. That oughta last her two days.

I love how it sounds like a freakin' tornado outside. A "scaredbang" she calls it, with a Chantal-esque "HAH!" I don't know if Kentucky ever gets tornadoes, but ya don't want to be 570 pounds if there is one...

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amber must be watching Foodie Beauty. Totally emulating Chantal with those loud, annoying snorts, laughs, and "mmmms." ?