MUKBANG: SAUSAGE FEST 3/20/19

What is Al’s favorite kind of sausage?

  • Turkey

    Votes: 41 12.6%
  • Beef

    Votes: 10 3.1%
  • Pork

    Votes: 23 7.1%
  • Chicken

    Votes: 5 1.5%
  • She prefers other kinds of meat

    Votes: 54 16.6%
  • She’s allergic to sausage

    Votes: 192 59.1%

  • Total voters
    325
She at point mentions YouTube copyright is "crazyyy y'all"

I honestly think she's being demonitized so she's doing this shit on purpose as an act of desperation because she knows this'll get a reaction
Why do you think she's being demonitized? Did YouTube change their algorithms up again?
 
Wtf was the porkrind part about #porkrinds ?

I notice at the end she was done and you could see the brain gears turning of what shes going to eat next.

How does someone make SO much noise while eating? Smacking, licking her teeth and lips slurping gurgling and mm hmm! mmm hmm! its like a sexual reaction you would have I've never seen anything like it.

The biggest wedge with 4 pieces of sausage all at once for absolutely no reason. Is she trying to choke herself out?


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The width of her face and shoulders since the burger king mukbang

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I absolutely cannot fathom that could be ONE of those Hillshire sausages. Those are like, dual links. This looks to be about four total. I'm seriously just impressed with that and the chunk of potato she unhinges to eat.

I shoudn't be amazed by it, because its like nothing new, but damn.
 
I saw a few comments on this video that she accidentally showed her weight somewhere as 624 lbs and quickly deleted it, either on fitbit or MFP. I can't find the comments again so she must have deleted. Did that really happen?
Doubtful. People did the same shit a couple months ago, but the number they were using was 587. It's an attempt to bait her into a weigh in. Her MFP has her at 553 and has for over a month.
 
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Look at the size of that bite, ya'll.
I've noticed this with fatties. They cram as much as possible into their cake hole and gulp it down.
Are they scared the food will magically disappear from their plate if it doesn't go down their throats as fast as possible? It's a mystery
 
I can't wait for her to rationalize that rice is basically a vegetable because it grows on a plant, you guyyzz. It won't be long. Today's lecture from Dr Nutritionist-Lynn in turbocunt mode made me chuckle.
She really has been cunting it up lately. It must make one a grumpy gus to be immobile and unable to participate in any activities requiring walking or breathing.
 
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@Dutch Courage stated "At any rate, this is an old video" ... I agree

Par for the course for our gorl... she posted a snapchat on the 13th showing off her lovely display of the wrong color roses, exclaiming Necky surprised her roses and dinner ... same day? What was the dinner she was surprised with?
 
I absolutely cannot fathom that could be ONE of those Hillshire sausages. Those are like, dual links. This looks to be about four total. I'm seriously just impressed with that and the chunk of potato she unhinges to eat.

I shoudn't be amazed by it, because its like nothing new, but damn.
I don't know... one package is almost a pound of meat. I don't think it's possible to eat 2 whole packages.
 
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I am so triggered right now. Why the fuck doesn't Amber want to go into ketosis. From a quick google search, not the best research but still better than anything AL can do, I found that ketosis occurs when the body is metabolizing fat at a high rate and converting fatty acids into ketones (a part/functional group of organic compounds found in a lot of metabolic molecules). Why wouldn't she want to metabolize her fat cell storage at a high level? Sure, this may be slightly disruptive to her metabolism, but what isn't at this point? Her metabolism is fucked and she must choose between the better of two evils: burning fat storage at an increased rate versus a slow and painful death caused by her super morbid obesity. Ugh, rant over. As someone with a slightly above average knowledge of metabolism and energy production, this is super autistic to me.

Ketoacidosis, shes got the beetus, you know.

ETA: I see the funeral flowers arrived a tad early.
 
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Guy makes a good point. In fact, it is possible it was made as long as three weeks ago, when a state of emergency was declared. The weather was a balmy 63 degrees yesterday, with rain.

At any rate, this is an old video.
So I'm guessing this is somewhere between the Optavia debacle and her 100 Days of Trying? Have we heard from Becky since she left to see her family? This fluff content does no favors for pinning down events and timelines.
 
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