Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

i'm not an idiot

Are you sure about that?

 

[raritycunt]

Crying laughing emoji Twinkie sounds like she’s on her last leg.
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What she calls "snoring" and "snorting" is actually fat pushing on the dogs lungs and blocking its airway. Poor thing.

 

[AJ 447]

This is the same gorl who thought fried chicken was worth 0 points on Weight Watchers, so forgive us for being skeptical.

 

[marjoram]

I'm gonna have to go digging for the vids where Big Al shows off her preferred alcohol.. There's more than one video of her slurping down the Bailey's.

 

[FupaQueen]

This is the same gorl who thought fried chicken was worth 0 points on Weight Watchers, so forgive us for being skeptical.

it really is quite baffling that she thought McNuggets were 0 WW points

 

[Damaged Goods]

it really is quite baffling that she thought McNuggets were 0 WW points

She also thinks that water flushes out calories and that the more you sleep the more weight you lose, what do you expect?

 

[Xenomorph]

She also thinks just because it's chicken or turkey she can eat as much as she wants of it.

 

[Whatthefuck]

She also thinks that water flushes out calories and that the more you sleep the more weight you lose, what do you expect?

Except for muh water weight. #fatlogic

 

[JambledUpWords]

it really is quite baffling that she thought McNuggets were 0 WW points

To her
Chicken=healthy
Therefore, any type of chicken is good

Her love of nuggets wouldn’t be as much of a problem if she didn’t eat 20 at a time too. Even if something is “healthy”, Al has to ruin it by eating way too much of said thing at a time.

 

[Masta]

She also thinks that water flushes out calories and that the more you sleep the more weight you lose, what do you expect?

Sleeping is one of the only times she’s not eating so she’s not wrong..

 

[Wyzzerd]

Sleeping is one of the only times she’s not eating so she’s not wrong..

Honestly a medically induced coma may be the only thing that would actually be the magic pill she wants. Dope her up for a few years, chop off the 100 pounds of loose skin, and then some intensive physical therapy, and she can almost be a kind of normal looking person.

Or chain her to a wall in a basement where you can't hear her screeching, that would work too.

 

[Recent Lurker]

Are we gonna have some sort of event when she dies?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Are we gonna have some sort of event when she dies?

This site should have Al themed ratings or emojis added in remembrance

 

[Twinkie]

Are we gonna have some sort of event when she dies?

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

I think AL is like all seven victims from Se7en rolled into one.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

I'm gonna miss y'all bastards when she passes tho.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Unbotheredlynn!

Edit: Sorry for the bad screenshot, I don’t have access to her twitter, stole this from the Facebook gorls.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Crying laughing emoji Twinkie sounds like she’s on her last leg.
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Poor Twinkie...

You know the dumbest thing about #fartgate is that had she simply laughed it off or made a joke about it, everyone would have forgotten by now. But since that incident, she has to interrupt herself mid-sentence to tell everyone her dog is in the room sleeping and snores LOUD

Really Amber? A farting accusation? That’s what got you paranoid about what people think? People joking about whether or not you farted?

It wasn’t your weight, the torn dirty clothes, the dandruff, the hair-bugs, the binge-shopping for useless shit, the rape accusation, the endless failed diets, the emotional sob fests in the Wal-Mart parking lot, or the scooter that mortified you? It was a fart joke. THAT’S what embarrassed you into action?

 

[Ellana]

Spot the choker.

Get some real glasses gorl!

 

[QueefQween]

her face is so round the glasses of the filter don't even fit lol