Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 199 14.3%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,396
Guess what came today! All plastic and padded with newspaper from 2017 because why not?
View attachment 699076
Can you take pictures of the ingredient list on the sauces?
Also please be honest with your review of the sauces. I know we all like to be biased against Jack and are inclined to shit on him even if it may be unwarranted.
 
Jacked.png
 
Last edited by a moderator:
New one armed cooking with Jack.


Sloppy Joe + Cheese = Cheesesteak?
Nice plating for the thumbnail, Jack. Just go back to stealing images, bud.
"fridgerator"
"It's healthy!"
 
Do you think Jack's doctor is aware of his online presence? I can't imagine he would be too happy that his multiple stroke victim patient is ignoring all medical reason by continuing to put the most unhealthy food into his body.
There is no way this man believes he needs to follow-up with doctors and waste his money on any medical nonsense. He has God the best anticoagulant on the market.
 
Damn, he looks absolutely massive from this angle. I knew he was really fat but holy shit. All the jokes about his next health scare and its imminence suddenly seem very real. Does he not understand that he won't be around much longer if he doesn't change his atrocious diet or does he just not care? Both him and his brother seem to hold very peculiar opinions about what consitutes healthy food but how much can you actually fool yourself when you look in the mirror every day and see... that?
 
Back