DSP's Loan & Savings Company

If the rough estimates for 2018 put his income at 80-100k then 20-25k in federal taxes seems to be on point - unless he's been taking massive deductions to get his AGI (adjusted gross income) down. It would be hilarious if he revealed to us that he's written off like 40k in expenses, because the most expensive deduction I can think of is his second internet line and the fraction his office space takes up in square footage.

He's never provided proof that he's on hard times, and you'd be right in that he's purchased so many expensive things. However, with his income he likely has qualified for some very generous lines of credit. He's taken all of this play money out at 0% interest and now his creditors are pulling out the harpoons as his intro 0% rates have expired. The only thing he's said before is that his minimum payments have doubled. Either the intro rates are done, or his credit score is tanking and variable rates are going up. Regardless, it's always in his favor to say I'm in debt and need money so none of this ever really matters.

He'll make his credit card payments and get his balances down but at the same time pile on other expenses like the Space Needle visit. I don't think he's ever made a full effort to save his tax payments up front. He's just been living off a minimum payment lifestyle with a dash of ~$1500 CT condo payments.
I think that the tax narrative is really there to mask his true intentions of refinancing his WaKando, he is likely using the money he got for "taxes", and is using to pay down his credit cards, so he can improve his credit score, (having under-utilized credit lines are really impactful for creditors), the grand plan being to get a home equity line of credit, use that to refinance the Wakando, and have a chunk of money left over for Gin & Applebees... he will end up owing more money, resetting the length of the mortgage, but that's for older Dave to worry about...
 
DSP just state he owes $17,161 for his taxes and accountant.
He also stated his CPA was about over 1k, so we can assume his taxes he needs to pay is about 15k-16k. Plus he said that E7 12k was already deducted from his tax total so that 15k-16k is not his actual total but what he owes after using E7 12k (although we dont know how much he used from E7 since he said he used some of E7 for bills), so his tax total is higher.
 
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DSP just state he owes $17,161 for his taxes and accountant.
I would like to point to my previous post where I estimated $17,300 tax liability, and pat myself on the back!

That is all.

EDIT: His accountant has already been paid, guaranteed, there is not a chance in hell that whoever did the work for him would take on a client, such as DSP, who apparently already has cash flow problems, without getting an upfront fee, that $17,131 figure is too precise, it is exactly his tax liability, he is mealy-mouthing what he means to say, guaranteed.

DOUBLE EDIT: Because I'm an exceptional faggot, I also want to say that him saying the E7 money was already taken off the top is a flat-out lie, his total tax liability is the figure he quoted, he just doesn't want people to realize that he only needs ~$5K over what E7 gave him, either because he thinks the larger amount will persuade whales to give more, or he legit fucked off the E7 money... my money is on the former.
 
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No, this 17k amount is AFTER E7 and all the other money he got. The actual amount he owed was over $25,000

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well I look forward to seeing how much he makes during his marathon. I'm sure some of the regulars will show up to toss him some cash, lets see if he can finesse 17k milking the paypigs for their lunch money.
 
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A dent has been made so far.
 
Bit skeptical with the amount and the timing of everything since I'm not a real adult human being. Multiple marathons in one month, daily reminders of muh taxes, going on a "visit" aka vacation right after his special birthday week when taxes are due in the same month. The same month where he hams that it's a do or die deadline, and not sounding too scared about it.

?Feels like a vacation and birthday presents fund.
 
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A dent has been made so far.
"That not the true amount for my taxes because I got bills to pay dude. See it's people like snort you that are stupid and look at everything black and white, when in reality it is not. Like seriously stop it, I will tell you when I reach my taxes, you got to believe me and not these nudnicks who make shit up. snort"

But seriously, if he raised 17k he would say that some of that goes to bills so he needs more.
EDIT: What does piss me off about this Pigroach is that he can sell his Washington condo, which will take away a mortgage off his monthly bills and potentially give him some extra money to pay his shit condo in the rough state of Connecticut which helps lowers his monthly payments on that condo. But no his ego is too big for that because he wants to live out of his means because he "worked hard". So instead his paypigs need to pay his expensive nonsensical lifestyle because he doesnt want to lose in life. Fun fact Dave, you already lost in life years ago. Sorry had to rant about this, its just that his selfishness just bothers me lol
 
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Even if E7 comes back, or a new whale shows up to dump tons of money on him, they won't be tips. They'd be in gifted subs or cheers. NO ONE wants to tip this man 17k.
I expect the majority of these posts to go into the "DSP Savings and Loan" thread, but there is an immense amount of intentional obfuscation related to the quoted number, it doesn't have the E7 money included, and it doesn't have the Tax Preparer included either, I'm quite confident.
 
Man i been taking a hiatus from DSP autism to come back to 17k? hes insane, i really love his will to push these insane numbers for such short time, some people dont even make 17k a year, he wants it in 2 months?

If i didnt have a heart and morals i would most likely do the same (:_(
 
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