0:00 - 4:05: Explaining how he ignores people, doesn't like conversations, has high expectations (of women) and assuming this is why he has no girlfriend. Also blames his "classification as a pedo" for this.
4:05 - 4:21: "The last friend I had in real life was about 8 years ago..."
4:21 - 5:34: More admitting to having a short attention span and not paying any attention to online friends (or his family). Still thinks people are only out to get him for his looks and how he talks.
5:34 - 7:04: List of achievements (being in the special olympics... that's it). Longs to get 1000 subs on Youtube and to get a "play button". Also longs to get more BFFs despite the fact he'll ignore you if you're not a 12 year old girl who can fit into his homemade Twilight Sparkle onesie.
7:05 - 7:43: Talking about going to a therapist, and that he needs guidance ("a kick up the rear end") on how to get better. Here's some advice for you Kelly: Stop looking at child porn, stop looking at MLP child porn, stop trying to get famous on Youtube - you have nothing to offer, get your head straightened out, take some classes to try and bump yourself up past the retard line, and clean up your fucking room.
7:43 - 11:04: Paranoia setting in as he can no longer detect whether people are following him on Twitter to "expose him for who he is" - sounds like yet another admission of pedo guilt.
11:04 - 12:50: "Don't believe what these people are saying about me... if you truly care about my channel here or my Twitter account, you won't believe what they're saying." He sure loves circling back to the ol' "I'm not a pedo, I just play video games and deal with trolls!" Always deflecting it back to just whining about being trolled online. Don't want to get honed in on, don't be a pedo (or at least don't get caught so easily).
12:50 - 14:33: Whining about us investigating him, digging into his social media and dumping screenshots. Mentioned some of the fake GK Twitter accounts. Thinks his "rules" of his channel nullify our right to dig into him and prove his pedo nature.
14:33 - 14:59 : "I want to win, I want to get to the highest number on Youtube that I can" - I estimate you'll cap out at 1000 or so.
14:59 - 15:58: "Yeah I want to be like Jacksepticeye" - no shit. "I want to be better than Jacksepticeye" - I don't watch his shit but I'm willing to be he doesn't long to snugglefuck a baby pony in his off time.
