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BesadaDontStarve said:
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Someone saw the DigitalOp hoax story and decided to one-up it with "I gave up $30k so when I go home and look my girlfriend in the eyes, I know I did the right thing".

It is soo easy to lie to or troll these people.

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There's a certain irony to the Red Hulk avatar also; "FUCK I hate the Hulk so goddamn much. Samson, make me into a better Hulk with more powers so I can beat the fuck out of the Hulk for being a goddamn Hulk!"
-General Ross, famous Hulk hater

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"my wife's kids" :story: subtle
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
I almost want to go to the trouble of making a burner account just so I can go on and post 'Womp womp, motherfuckers'. Almost.
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That's how all accounts there start, but you slowly get sucked into the quicksand

In 6 months you, too, can believe that PewDiePie was driving the getaway vehicle in New Zealand
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
came across a bit of backstory post from a thread favorite troon who sounds like he's got it all worked out now:
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"They can legitimately harm my future by not giving me free shit that I did absolutely nothing to deserve and which I would actively deceive them to acquire!"
 
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Off Topic lunatics are still trying (and failing) to come to terms with the report:

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Meanwhile former GAF mod Y2Cuck is requesting the Endlösung to the white male question in a goldmine of a thread:
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What exactly is the deal with this “Anti-SJW” bullshit in the gaming community?

This sort of pertains to the recent announcement of Bloodlines 2. Time and time again, when a major upcoming title starts releasing details before launch, the anti sjw types throw a shit-fit over something having to do with representation or sensitivity towards certain marginalized groups. I see...
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Capsaicin Addict said:
I almost want to go to the trouble of making a burner account just so I can go on and post 'Womp womp, motherfuckers'. Almost.
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Making troll accounts can be a very rewarding experience in itself, the challenge lies in cultivating them but there are a few shortcuts to them. The 'no low effort'-rule is commonly mispercieved as a measure for removing the practice of 'drive-bys' (isn't that racist?). However making a post as succinct and nondescript as possible is useful for both inflating your postcount (you want that coveted threadmaking privilege!) and for sliding previous shitposts out of view for the laziest of forum sleuths (VIPs do read back on your posting history!). Don't just stick to 'Yikes!' all the time, you might wanna change things up with stale meme gifs from funnyjunk or reddit, get creative, but don't work hard on it!
 
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BesadaDontStarve said:
Someone saw the DigitalOp hoax story and decided to one-up it with "I gave up $30k so when I go home and look my girlfriend in the eyes, I know I did the right thing".
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I don't believe this story. I don't believe his girlfriend allows him to look her in the eyes while she's banging Tyrone.
 
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ProgKing of the North said:
That's how all accounts there start, but you slowly get sucked into the quicksand

In 6 months you, too, can believe that PewDiePie was driving the getaway vehicle in New Zealand
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Dreamland said:
Making troll accounts can be a very rewarding experience in itself, the challenge lies in cultivating them but there are a few shortcuts to them. The 'no low effort'-rule is commonly mispercieved as a measure for removing the practice of 'drive-bys' (isn't that racist?). However making a post as succinct and nondescript as possible is useful for both inflating your postcount (you want that coveted threadmaking privilege!) and for sliding previous shitposts out of view for the laziest of forum sleuths (VIPs do read back on your posting history!). Don't just stick to 'Yikes!' all the time, you might wanna change things up with stale meme gifs from funnyjunk or reddit, get creative, but don't work hard on it!
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I know, I know, I'm being autistic... but god, these smarmy fuckers just beg for a kick in the teeth from reality.
 
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