🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I worked with a guy who went to jail for 4 months, he said that there's no way you can get jacked in prison without steroids since the meals are so small, there's not enough calories to grow.
not stealing the guys lunch next to you
not getting a double meal and getting /fit/

Not every prison has that issue, and in some instances the only thing to do is work out to pass the time. You’re going to get some muscle regardless, and if you’re like our friend Ethan you’re going to make a huge shift in body weight.
 
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Wait Mall Xplorer is KoP? I heard he got found out in the Jim thread but I didn’t look into it much.

KoP verified (tm)

If he wants to right the ship, I would suggest:
  • taking two to four weeks off
  • enlisting some new co-hosts; you don't need a new Gator/Zidan, but you do want some consistency and Ralph tends to struggle when its just him; perhaps having each person just do a single night, so they can prepare for it and give the evening a distinctive feel
  • get some routine into your life Ralph, you could only work three hours a day [one hour of prep plus a two hour show] which leaves plenty of time for the gym. Getting into a regular sleep pattern and daily schedule would go a long way & I think quite a few of us would actually enjoy a small amount of weight-loss content
  • really have a firm vision of what the thrusts of the show will be, its getting very wishy-washy now, maybe write out a mission statement so you understand what your goals are. Note that making money isn't a goal, its a reward.
On a personal note, please never have Andy Warski [the takes are too cold and the antics too dumb] or Nora [I cannot stand a Paki, of all people, opining on how our countries should be ordered] on again - they're really disruptive and rarely add anything of value.

I'll disagree here. Andy can be used in a host capacity, if it's very clear that he's the Norton to an Opie and an Anthony. Someone to provide the degenerate take on events. Alternatively, Andy can be used as a "reporter on the street", joining regularly with segments about his latest degenerate adventures and then getting the fuck off the call

This all works better if Andy emulates Norton and openly embraces his degeneracy (fat chicks and latent homosexuality)
 
How would you estimate the remaining viewers break down?

I probably overestimate the ongoing presence of 1488'ers given they have a wealth of daily entertainment options BUT there must be a reason he keeps bringing back RandBot2020? Ralph is placed as alt-right adjacent [though increasingly less so] but he burned all his bridges with the skeptics too, so it seems unlikely he can draw in more viewers there.

Perhaps we see Ralph continue to bring on more lefties [Christie Winters and the human potato], which he said he wanted to do back when he was on stream.me, is there room for growth there?

Perhaps as you say, he just becomes a news show plus "Andy the Degenerate". This might work is Ralph's core audience is just drug-loving libertarians with no real convictions. You know, like Ralph.
 
I'll disagree here. Andy can be used in a host capacity, if it's very clear that he's the Norton to an Opie and an Anthony. Someone to provide the degenerate take on events. Alternatively, Andy can be used as a "reporter on the street", joining regularly with segments about his latest degenerate adventures and then getting the fuck off the call

This all works better if Andy emulates Norton and openly embraces his degeneracy (fat chicks and latent homosexuality)
I wouldn't call screwing a tranny "latent" homosexuality.
How would you estimate the remaining viewers break down?

I probably overestimate the ongoing presence of 1488'ers given they have a wealth of daily entertainment options BUT there must be a reason he keeps bringing back RandBot2020? Ralph is placed as alt-right adjacent [though increasingly less so] but he burned all his bridges with the skeptics too, so it seems unlikely he can draw in more viewers there.

Perhaps we see Ralph continue to bring on more lefties [Christie Winters and the human potato], which he said he wanted to do back when he was on stream.me, is there room for growth there?

Perhaps as you say, he just becomes a news show plus "Andy the Degenerate". This might work is Ralph's core audience is just drug-loving libertarians with no real convictions. You know, like Ralph.
Randbot is "funny" and will go on diatribes allowing for Ralph to take a break. Ralph just wants to fill the dead air. Ralph has no real Right-Wing political positions or else he wouldn't be a violent, alcoholic, felon that has an interracial, international marriage.

When he had Kevin Logan on and didn't debate anything with him, but just shat on Carl of Swindon I was shocked. WTF are you doing, Ralph? You can whine about spergy Carl all you want, but at least he's actually producing content. I can honestly say Carl of Swindon is more Right than Gunt of Memphis.
 
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How would you estimate the remaining viewers break down?

I probably overestimate the ongoing presence of 1488'ers given they have a wealth of daily entertainment options BUT there must be a reason he keeps bringing back RandBot2020? Ralph is placed as alt-right adjacent [though increasingly less so] but he burned all his bridges with the skeptics too, so it seems unlikely he can draw in more viewers there.

Perhaps we see Ralph continue to bring on more lefties [Christie Winters and the human potato], which he said he wanted to do back when he was on stream.me, is there room for growth there?

Perhaps as you say, he just becomes a news show plus "Andy the Degenerate". This might work is Ralph's core audience is just drug-loving libertarians with no real convictions. You know, like Ralph.

First rule going forward: No Zoom in any capacity whatsoever. As much as people say refusing to even acknowledge Corey is cucking, it's the absolute right thing to do. If he gets no validation he'll need to find another subject for his autism and move on somewhere else until he finally gets himself arrested

Well, it's never really been a political show. It's always been a variety entertainment show that touches on news and hot takes from people barely qualified to evaluate events and you don't need real convictions for that.

The main thing Ralph needs to do is start booking guests again. That's the big thing that Zidan brought to the table; they were capable of running a show without it, but the variety part suffers when you don't have guests. Preferably left leaning guests at the moment for the long term health of the show as continuing to chase your David Dukes will get him stuck in a far right ghetto when the ideal situation would be putting a microscope onto weird shit all over the spectrum, and the spectrum doesn't necessarily need to be political. Ideally, he can tap into Zidan to keep booking your Petersons, etc. even though our international traveler is stepping back from the mic

Rand is coming on purely because he's been a reliable gold star caller. Promoting him to co-host is a mistake; Rand works far better under the microscope as an entertaining lunatic subject. DarkV would be better suited to the promotion, but I think he's got some health issues going on that would prevent this reliably
 
I'll disagree here. Andy can be used in a host capacity, if it's very clear that he's the Norton to an Opie and an Anthony. Someone to provide the degenerate take on events. Alternatively, Andy can be used as a "reporter on the street", joining regularly with segments about his latest degenerate adventures and then getting the fuck off the call

This all works better if Andy emulates Norton and openly embraces his degeneracy (fat chicks and latent homosexuality)
Corine would unironically be a better street reporter than stuttering Andy with his awkward laughter. And he is less degenerate than Ralph, at least as far as we aware, so first part doesn't work out that well.
I probably overestimate the ongoing presence of 1488'ers given they have a wealth of daily entertainment options BUT there must be a reason he keeps bringing back RandBot2020?
Majority of them jumped the board long time ago alongside with everyone else. It's just that no one is willing to go on burning dumpster fire that is Ralph's show and this fat retard is unable to keep going alone. I'm amazed that Rand is willingly putting himself on the spot, given that he has a family and somewhat decent job. He might not be the brightest block around but he is well aware of reciprocation should he get doxed.
Judging by chat/superberries I'd say 70-80% of the remaining audience are hate watchers and remaining 20-30% are junkies like Ralph/retards like @Colonel J who are just mechanically following this shit without paying much attention. You can put some old Tucker clips on repeat for 3 hours and they'll still turn in.
 
Is Randbot the guy who made Shooter Tactics/Tactical Anal Insertion (FatFly)? They sound so much alike and drone on about the exact same shit, if it's not the same person they have to be related or something. All his videos seem to have disappeared... I'll do a more extensive search later.
 
How would you estimate the remaining viewers break down?

I probably overestimate the ongoing presence of 1488'ers given they have a wealth of daily entertainment options BUT there must be a reason he keeps bringing back RandBot2020? Ralph is placed as alt-right adjacent [though increasingly less so] but he burned all his bridges with the skeptics too, so it seems unlikely he can draw in more viewers there.

Perhaps we see Ralph continue to bring on more lefties [Christie Winters and the human potato], which he said he wanted to do back when he was on stream.me, is there room for growth there?

Perhaps as you say, he just becomes a news show plus "Andy the Degenerate". This might work is Ralph's core audience is just drug-loving libertarians with no real convictions. You know, like Ralph.
I think he will just be Mundane Ralph from now on, only reading the news and giving his milquetoast take. Or maybe he will go full liberal, considering the 1488 superberries are getting rare. With the hair dyed, and a fetching Muslim waifu at his side, perhaps Ralph can truly embrace liberalism and join Sargon to save the west from racism and gunt shaming. @theralph yesterdays enemy is todays friend am I right :^)
 
I think he will just be Mundane Ralph from now on, only reading the news and giving his milquetoast take. Or maybe he will go full liberal, considering the 1488 superberries are getting rare. With the hair dyed, and a fetching Muslim waifu at his side, perhaps Ralph can truly embrace liberalism and join Sargon to save the west from racism and gunt shaming. @theralph yesterdays enemy is todays friend am I right :^)
Ralph's interest in politics extends only to He-Said, She-Said. The drama is his interest and nothing more. I doubt Ralph has any understanding of political history or philosophy; he just likes election rhetoric and political propaganda.
 
The main thing Ralph needs to do is start booking guests again. That's the big thing that Zidan brought to the table; they were capable of running a show without it, but the variety part suffers when you don't have guests.

Zidan was the backbone of that program. He was the source of all the work ethic and preparation. I mean, consider the fact that he prepared topics not only for Ralph, but for his own program, daily (and usually, with very little overlap. Different topics.).

I know I'm not the only one who recalls that he was in communication with Ann Coulter around the time of the new year, and was doing his best to bring her on the program. Unfortunately the timing coincided with Ralphs fall from grace. But can you imagine what a show that would have been? That alone could have breathed new life in to the program. But of course, once Zidan left, Ralph couldn't even get his regulars to call in, let alone big names like Coulter.
 
That is most of the alt-right.
I though the "alt-right" died with Richard Spenser's marriage.

Zidan was the backbone of that program. He was the source of all the work ethic and preparation. I mean, consider the fact that he prepared topics not only for Ralph, but for his own program, daily (and usually, with very little overlap. Different topics.).

I know I'm not the only one who recalls that he was in communication with Ann Coulter around the time of the new year, and was doing his best to bring her on the program. Unfortunately the timing coincided with Ralphs fall from grace. But can you imagine what a show that would have been? That alone could have breathed new life in to the program. But of course, once Zidan left, Ralph couldn't even get his regulars to call in, let alone big names like Coulter.
Ann Coulter would have been a HUGE get for them, if true. I can see it happening when they were on YouTube, but not Stream.Me. It will never happen now lol. I have a hard time seeing Ralph interview her about anything other than saying "you tweeted this, so uhhh explain that lol".
 
Zidan was the backbone of that program. He was the source of all the work ethic and preparation. I mean, consider the fact that he prepared topics not only for Ralph, but for his own program, daily (and usually, with very little overlap. Different topics.).

I know I'm not the only one who recalls that he was in communication with Ann Coulter around the time of the new year, and was doing his best to bring her on the program. Unfortunately the timing coincided with Ralphs fall from grace. But can you imagine what a show that would have been? That alone could have breathed new life in to the program. But of course, once Zidan left, Ralph couldn't even get his regulars to call in, let alone big names like Coulter.

Supposedly a fan of the show was a family friend with her. I don't think they ever got past a discussion phase for her being on the show.
 
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