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The latest AS video is embarrassing drama whoring trash. I miss when he used to do fun conspiracy videos instead of whining about hbomberguy

edit: forgot to mention, the original title was "there is no compromise with the left" he changed it probably because he sounded like a far right boomer.
 
things you should definitely brag about on twitter dot com:
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That's one of those POS "39 piece toolkits". I only thought cool wine aunts and grandmas bought that kind of crap. Maybe I'm full of toxic masculinity, but I wouldn't be caught dead using those crappy tools on camera.

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That's one of those POS "39 piece toolkits". I only thought cool wine aunts and grandmas bought that kind of crap. Maybe I'm full of toxic masculinity, but I wouldn't be caught dead using those crappy tools on camera.

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I guess if you really need tools it's better than nothing but in my experience you can almost always just ask to borrow tools from friends or family who already have them.
 
The latest AS video is embarrassing drama whoring trash. I miss when he used to do fun conspiracy videos instead of whining about hbomberguy

edit: forgot to mention, the original title was "there is no compromise with the left" he changed it probably because he sounded like a far right boomer.

he honestly wishes he was a boomer
he spends a big chunk of the video conpirializing brunch, good watch
 
They went shopping at fucking Walmart and couldn't even buy a stand for the TV? Priorities... How old is she again?
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June's superior spaghetti and meatballs.

Of course the Italian was cooking spaghetti. This would be like me moving to a new place and showing off a pan of boiling potatoes.

Gotta say though the fact she’s almost 30 and only just moved out I imagine she had to apply for section 8 while getting an apartment.
 
The latest AS video is embarrassing drama whoring trash. I miss when he used to do fun conspiracy videos instead of whining about hbomberguy

edit: forgot to mention, the original title was "there is no compromise with the left" he changed it probably because he sounded like a far right boomer.

To be honest, HBomberGoof is totally worth mocking. He's a fucking retard, and I'd pay to watch him and Mundane Flap have a slap fight on PPV.
 
The latest AS video is embarrassing drama whoring trash. I miss when he used to do fun conspiracy videos instead of whining about hbomberguy

edit: forgot to mention, the original title was "there is no compromise with the left" he changed it probably because he sounded like a far right boomer.

I like a lot of Armored Sceptic's past videos (particularly the one where he went ghost hunting was pretty fun), but this video just came off as whiney and really low effort. It sounded like he just got drunk and wanted to ramble for an hour about stupid shit from two years ago.

HBomberGuy is still an idiot, though.
 
Holy shit, I honestly feel a bit sad for June. You guys are engaged. Why aren't you two living together?

Because moving either direction over that border for any purpose other than tourism is apparently a colossal clusterfuck.

Side note, I started to watch his video reply to HBomberGoof, noticed it was an hour long, and decided I'd go give myself a prostate exam with a ditch-witch, instead. It'll be less painful than listening to him drone on for an hour.
 
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That's one of those POS "39 piece toolkits". I only thought cool wine aunts and grandmas bought that kind of crap. Maybe I'm full of toxic masculinity, but I wouldn't be caught dead using those crappy tools on camera.

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Funny enough my sister in law got one of these for my wife on her birthday. My wife told me she hates it because it is ugly as shit. Still in the box and put away in the shed.
 
The longer they go dodging around marriage the more disgusted I am. If they don't want to get married then they shouldn't keep holding on. K'mon, moving into a place that's just closer. They should be focusing on moving in together instead of it being HER place.

And boohoo, 8 hour drives, let me play a song for you on the world's most exceptional violin ?
 
So
-move to upstate NY
-away from NYC-ish, where there's actually stuff to do
-away from your family who are at least familiar
-not living with the guy who proposed to you like three years ago and hasn't married you

>13 Reasons Why on the TV
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it's an omen.
-couldn't think of LITERALLY ANYTHING besides suicide-as-revenge TV show to have displayed on the screen

I forsee only good things to come of this.
 
Holy shit, I honestly feel a bit sad for June. You guys are engaged. Why aren't you two living together?
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And of fucking course she still has that undersized fucking cage. Can't be bothered to spend those ad revenue or patreon shekels on anything that isn't autistic cringe garbage, I guess. And considering you can get a cheap hutch that's much larger than that pathetically tiny cage as low as $50-100 depending on where you shop, it really kinda hammers home my belief that June never learned the first thing about rabbits when she got one.
When I got my first rabbit I made it my business to learn everything I could about them. From what I should feed them, how to groom them, how much space they need, their behaviors, fucking everything. It's the responsible thing to do and while I admit I might not be the perfect owner if I figured out that I was doing something wrong I'd try to correct it.

For fuck's sake, June, go get that rabbit a proper goddamn hutch already.
 
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