🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Marco Fucko said:
You can't fix a pile of shit that has been lit on fire by hobos for warmth. @theralph should start applying to McDonald's
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Breaking News: Local man found dead behind McDonald's
Around 5 am EST, Richmond PD was called to the Local McDonalds located on 4435 Commerce Road to find a rather obese man had passed away inside one of the dumpsters. That man was Ethan Ralph, failed blogger, and host to the former white nationalist internet program dubbed "The Killstream", which was notorious for featuring guests such as Richard Spencer and David Duke, and in one instance tried to donate $27K to charity from a stream where around 2 hours of Holocaust denial was the primary topic of discussion. A small crane was required to remove the body from the receptacle, along with a flatbed truck used to transport the corpse to the Corner's office. From there, a toxicology report was conducted that revealed a blood alcohol content measuring around 0.21, along with trace amounts of amphetamine. The coroner ruled that while the heavy consumption of alcohol did play a factor in the death, it was actually attributed to a rapid onset of toxic shock due to Ethan's consumption of large quantities of extremely spoiled foodstuff, primarily hamburgers and chicken strips. Ethan is survived by his mother, his older sister, his younger brother, and his girlfriend, Nora Malik, a UK citizen.
 
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I would feel bad for Ralph if he didn't get involved with all the wrong people..... it's still sad though as the Killstream had some great moments. Jim basically forced Ralph to make the change, how ironic is that? Hopefully something entertaining will come out of all of this. The most depressing thing about this to me is Zoom is actually getting viewers because people are apparently that desperate for entertainment. Who do you think will take Ralph's place at this point?

As a sidenote, Randbot is not FatFly...... dammit. Though I can't seem to find some of his more entertaining rants, this will give you an idea the kind of exceptional individual I'm talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnukWsh8E4M
 
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Promestein said:
So, if you were to take a wild guess.
bullet or hanging?
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Definitely a combination of too much cheap booze and a lethal amount of garbage burgers.

Goku 1000000 O said:
Wait Mall Xplorer is KoP? I heard he got found out in the Jim thread but I didn’t look into it much.
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I knew I shouldn't of fapped to that ahegao clown

Squire of Gothos said:
I'm amazed no one has suggested Garbage Man yet! :story:
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He wouldn't last a week. Even those guys frown upon eating garbage. Janitor at an adult theater is the only safe option.
 
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Niggernerd said:
Gator to major Ralph
Gator to major Ralph
Take your trash food pills and put your headset on.

This is Major Ralph to gator
I'm steppin through door. And I'm floating in the most sumptuous way and the makers mark look very different today.
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Can you hear me Major Ralph
Can you hear me Major Ralph
Can you here am I floating in my bottle
Far above the stream
My Mood is blue
And there's nothing I can do

I'm a massive Bowiefag so I might write out the all the lyrics later.
 
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BrainProlapse said:
Pozzed Blogger is both boring and disingenuous, the only entertainment he provides is being the butt of jokes. He should never be allowed on anywhere longer than five minutes to get shit on; his takes are always exceptional and/or outright misrepresentation.
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I seriously question if he is even really antifa. I think he just wants attention.
 
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Gunt Control to Major Ralph
Gunt Control to Major Ralph
Take your trash food and put your headset on
Gunt Control to Major Ralph (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, keyboards on (five, four, three)
Check ignition and may Jim's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
This is Gunt Control to Major Ralph
You've really made the trend
And the boards want to know whose guests you have
Now it's time to leave the site if you dare
This is Major Ralph to Gunt Control
I'm stepping out the site
And I'm laughing in a most peculiar way
And the streams look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a bottle
Far above the world
My mood is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past ten thousand viewers
I'm feeling very ill
And I think my dependency knows which way to go
Tell my Paki I love her very much she knows
Gunt Control to Major Ralph
Your streams are dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Ralph?
Can you hear me, Major Ralph?
Can you hear me, Major Ralph?
Can you here am I floating in my bottle
Far above the feed
My Mood is blue
And there's nothing I can do

I kind of want to make a video out of this now
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
Gunt Control to Major Ralph
Gunt Control to Major Ralph
Take your trash food and put your headset on
Gunt Control to Major Ralph (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, keyboards on (five, four, three)
Check ignition and may Jim's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
This is Gunt Control to Major Ralph
You've really made the trend
And the boards want to know whose guests you have
Now it's time to leave the site if you dare
This is Major Ralph to Gunt Control
I'm stepping out the site
And I'm laughing in a most peculiar way
And the streams look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a bottle
Far above the world
My mood is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past ten thousand viewers
I'm feeling very ill
And I think my dependency knows which way to go
Tell my Paki I love her very much she knows
Gunt Control to Major Ralph
Your streams are dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Ralph?
Can you hear me, Major Ralph?
Can you hear me, Major Ralph?
Can you here am I floating in my bottle
Far above the feed
My Mood is blue
And there's nothing I can do

I kind of want to make a video out of this now
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you absolute madman :story: 10/10 would watch your video
 
Squire of Gothos said:
I'm amazed no one has suggested Garbage Man yet! :story:
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Someone already beat you to the comic book.
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708208This one in particular would be perfect for anybody with some shooping skills. Put a pouring bottle of makers mark in his right hand pouring down his throat and over his face and another bottle in his left hand.

Edit: this one is just extra on the house
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Also Killstream TRR Tonight is set to go live in 40 minutes.
 
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zyclonPD said:
Someone already beat you to the comic book.
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View attachment 708208This one in particular would be perfect for anybody with some shooping skills. Put a pouring bottle of makers mark in his right hand pouring down his throat and over his face and another bottle in his left hand.

Edit: this one is just extra on the house
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Also Killstream TRR Tonight is set to go live in 40 minutes.
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He is no Trashman, that's for sure.
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