Lovequest Catie's Story

[jemas42]

I don't blame Catie for bringing a 'Cousin Al' along. It seems like he's got some dubious ideas about consent. I don't think he's a rapist, or will rape somebody, but he definitely does not understand consent.

Aside from that though, this is very similar to the Emily date. It's sad how little Chris has changed in so long.

 

[Charlie's Chaplin]

Reading about the dogs just depressed me. Someone needs to get the ASPCA to swoop in like animal-saving cavalry, pronto.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Aside from that though, this is very similar to the Emily date. It's sad how little Chris has changed in so long.

The only thing changed about Chris in my opinion is that he's more impulsive and perverted than ever.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Wow. I mean, I knew Chris was naive and socially awkward, but he did so, so, so many things wrong on a first date that it is just... almost beyond my comprehension. Even though the whole Catie thing was an experiment, Chris still got a fair shake, actually I would say more than a fair one, since Catie put up with way more than what just about any other woman would have done in the situation, and Chris still managed to fuck things up in a way that few could surpass.

 

[Panzer IV]

He shook Al's hand and used hand sanitizer.

Master troll

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Still Chris' best date since the Hambeast.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

it's odd, after reading that horrific account of Chris making EVERY social mistake possible, it's the fact that Barb's teeth are bad for real that sticks with me. And no, Chris would never pull out his near seven* inch damn penis because it's strapped down too tight.


*4 is a number close to seven

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Wow. I mean, I knew Chris was naive and socially awkward, but he did so, so, so many things wrong on a first date that it is just... almost beyond my comprehension. Even though the whole Catie thing was an experiment, Chris still got a fair shake, actually I would say more than a fair one, since Catie put up with way more than what just about any other woman would have done in the situation, and Chris still managed to fuck things up in a way that few could surpass.

Your avatar is all he remembers of dinner.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Catie, your bravery is truly an inspiration for us all.
As someone brought up earlier it would be interesting to see how the third date would go, though Catie has already gone beyond the call of duty. She could have had the same cousin or someone else with her and make a point of not going anywhere near Chris's house. Since he's got the "third-date rule" so ingrained in his head, it would be interesting to see how he deals with that not happening.

 

[nad7155]

"Call Me Al" by Paul Simon

Now I have to find my "Graceland" CD....

 

[Elyonmase]

I am very dissapointed this story didnt end with a jerk dressed as Sonic with blue arms rescuing our damsel (and dogs) in distress.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I bet Chris thought he was so smooth with that parting "you asked what a pretty girl..." line. Probably thought that would be a story to tell Crystal someday.

 

[Billy Boy]

I was very socially awkward and unpopular in high school and was even tested to see if I had Asperger's - so I'm not too far off from what Chris was around Junior year. However, I still had a social circle and multiple people signed my yearbook.

That bit of Catie's story where Chris expressed surprise at the notion? Wow. For him to not even know about that speaks volumes.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I bet Chris thought he was so smooth with that parting "you asked what a pretty girl..." line. Probably thought that would be a story to tell Crystal someday.

The best part was that Catie didn't ask that. Chris told her to, but she didn't do it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The best part was that Catie didn't ask that. Chris told her to, but she didn't do it.

For God's sake, never use pick-up lines that require the other person to say a particular thing. No wonder the date went badly.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

The best part was that Catie didn't ask that. Chris told her to, but she didn't do it.

When I read that line, I imagined Chris twirling around like a Disney princess: "I'm waiting for the sweetest, prettiest, honestest Tomprince fresh from the shop to come whisk me away~"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

When I read that line, I imagined Chris twirling around like a Disney princess: "I'm waiting for the sweetest, prettiest, honestest Tomprince fresh from the shop to come whisk me away~"

And when you said that, I imagined Chris' attempt at twirling - spinning wildly around, knocking stuff over, finally slipping in dogshit and falling on his arse while Barb yells to keep the noise down.

 

[fridgesrants]

Thanks for posting this story. I wish Chris did not act like a creeper everytime he is around a women that fills his criteria.

 

[Bass Crastard]

Not defending Chris's physical advances and motorboating or anything, but did Catie wear something that accentuated her chest to get a response from Chris (as part of the "experiment")? Or is he just such a self-unaware horndog that he was blatantly ogling her tits through a turtleneck sweater or something?

 

[Marvin]

Not defending Chris's physical advances and motorboating or anything, but did Catie wear something that accentuated her chest to get a response from Chris (as part of the "experiment")? Or is he just such a self-unaware horndog that he was blatantly ogling her tits through a turtleneck sweater or something?

Well, to be fair, even if she wore a tank top, sticking your face in someone's tits unprovoked is still pretty shitty.