Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
To be honest I believe Russel is just identifying with people whose lives have been made more difficult as a result of their political opinions, especially now that their grievances are being taken all the way to court and judges are having to seriously consider the role of bias in censorship.

Russell loves these news stories because he can imagine himself bringing a legitimate case of bias, except in Russells brain the jury is made up of American Idol judges and a quirky dance where he hops around the courtroom can be submitted as evidence that he's a super cool guy.

Now of course, conservatives are being targeted because they think Trump is a good President.
Russell's "totally un-controversial political opinion" is that it should be legal to force your teenage daughter to have sex with a disabled person for less than 500 dollars...

Needless to say he fails to comprehend the difference.

tl;dr Russell sees himself as a "Deplorable" except he's literally deplorable.
 
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I would pay substantial money to put Russ and Donald Trump in a room together for an hour. I would also bet substantial money that the hour doesn’t pass before Trump either calls or implies that Russ is a rétard.
It would be like a really shitty game of telephone with the compulsive lying back and forth. The world would probably implode from the concentration of rétard in that room.
 
I would pay substantial money to put Russ and Donald Trump in a room together for an hour. I would also bet substantial money that the hour doesn’t pass before Trump either calls or implies that Russ is a rétard.
Afterwards, Russ starts stalking Trump. And while I'm not a Trump supporter, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
 
Move over “Check my super cool DM” and “Can I Venmo you $1”. It’s all about Spotify now for his yet to be paid for song.

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To be honest I believe Russel is just identifying with people whose lives have been made more difficult as a result of their political opinions, especially now that their grievances are being taken all the way to court and judges are having to seriously consider the role of bias in censorship.

Russell loves these news stories because he can imagine himself bringing a legitimate case of bias, except in Russells brain the jury is made up of American Idol judges and a quirky dance where he hops around the courtroom can be submitted as evidence that he's a super cool guy.

Now of course, conservatives are being targeted because they think Trump is a good President.
Russell's "totally un-controversial political opinion" is that it should be legal to force your teenage daughter to have sex with a disabled person for less than 500 dollars...

Needless to say he fails to comprehend the difference.

tl;dr Russell sees himself as a "Deplorable" except he's literally deplorable.
This is all way too complicated. Russ is a conservative who wants prostitution legalized because it's the only way he can get laid. He's never made one post indicating any beliefs other than basic Republican + banging hookers legalized for ugly guys.
 
VANESSA, NOOOOO!

Responding to Greer ALWAYS ends with him getting nasty. On the other hand, thanks Vanessa, because we should get at least a good chuckle from his inevitable melt down soon.
Just once, I'd like Russ to contact an Instamodel who knows who he is and knows about us, and comes here to dish on the super-cool DMs he sent her.
 
Forget Just Do It, ...probably, Disney taking over the whole industry and other well executed strategies. This "please listen to my unreleased song, and spread it to someone in the media biz" strategy is something else.
 
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"Why are Special Olympics kids treated differently from the guy that sues celebrities for sex?"
Im surprised he didnt plug his super cool screenplay about the Holocaust, or the movie adaptation of his ultra sweet super underrated book or whatever.

This had potential to segue into either a story about his lawsuit "with" Taylor, something about celebrities, or a plug of one of his various projects that he spent 2 years on 6 years ago to try and get into "the biz" and he let me down.

I do like that person that kinda blindsided him when he was suggesting that his disability is so bad and he's underrated for it, and the guy comes back with like "Yeah I know I have three hydrocephalic siblings, shit's bad!" "Wait you mean there are OTHER people with disabilities that may be worse than me not getting laid by Taylor Swift?"
 
And it's not like he's passing out the song for people to spread.

He's going "Hey I'm releasing a song at some point in the future. Please seek it out on your own time and whenever it comes out, buy it and give it to someone in 'the biz.'"
Yeah I found that completely bizarre. He says about to put on spotify, when it could be end of summer by the time he puts it up. Doesnt give the song name or his stage name (I'm assuming it's just Russell Greer? We can think of some better ones for him. I personally always liked Moebius Lipschitz whoever coined that). He will still blame these people for not promoting him and giving him attention though
 
Yeah I found that completely bizarre. He says about to put on spotify, when it could be end of summer by the time he puts it up. Doesnt give the song name or his stage name (I'm assuming it's just Russell Greer? We can think of some better ones for him. I personally always liked Moebius Lipschitz whoever coined that). He will still blame these people for not promoting him and giving him attention though
Everyone needs to make the maximum effort to comply with Russ’ pointless requests but he don’t have to lift a finger to do shite he don’t want to.
 
This is all way too complicated. Russ is a conservative who wants prostitution legalized because it's the only way he can get laid. He's never made one post indicating any beliefs other than basic Republican + banging hookers legalized for ugly guys.

Even that is being generous to Russell. His beliefs aren't quite so coherent and cohesive- it all comes down to "what benefits ME" for Russ. Everyone else is just a prize or an NPC, friendly or enemy.
 
If he was just bragging about his song with a link it'd be stupid but kinda understandable; he’s spamming. That there is no song and no link is just bizarre. I think Russ really believes, just because she answered, it means she’s interested in him.

No thoughts that she engages with people for the health of her site randomly. And I don’t even think he was bragging to make himself look important. I actually believe that he thinks she’ll remember to look him up on Spotify every week until it’s released. She responded! She likes him! No theory of mind here, he can’t place himself in her shoes.

She wouldn’t even click the link if it was there, and probably never looked at the name of the person she answered.

Narcissism. Poor girl doesn’t know what’s she’s in for. Get the ban hammer ready, Vanessa. Better yet, take a photo of you with a boyfriend quick, one angry comment and he’s gone. It’ll save you a million DMs with his life story and begging for attention.
 
I would pay substantial money to put Russ and Donald Trump in a room together for an hour. I would also bet substantial money that the hour doesn’t pass before Trump either calls or implies that Russ is a rétard.
No fucking way. It'd be under 30 minutes and he'd specifically make fun of Russ' frozen face (while calling him a retard). And most likely break out the autistic arm-waving thing, too.
 
Even that is being generous to Russell. His beliefs aren't quite so coherent and cohesive- it all comes down to "what benefits ME" for Russ. Everyone else is just a prize or an NPC, friendly or enemy.

If Russ' brain wasn't Jello and he had other concerns beyond his peepee and legally owning slavewomen, he would have been a great wall street player.
 
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