Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Supreme Sundae]

Bored at work, gave Greer a toupee and spot healing. I straightened his eye a bit only to fix those awful glasses.
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He some how looks worse in your touch up!


I don't think even "normal" suits Russ. I know far to much about him to just not see a crazy person. It's like if you touched up a photo of the Ancient Aliens guy, the crazy would still be evident in some way.

 

[niggers]

He wears a suit but can't be assed to take care of his face or his hair

thats like the most russel thing ever lol

wearing a suit takes 0 effort. he didnt even do the minimal work required to get a nice suit. taking care of your skin and face requires a small piece of discipline and effort. obviously he's gonna try to cheese by on the cheapo zero effort option and whine that no one realizes what a dapper lad he is.

pretty much a summary of his entire life

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm just trying to figure out what he THINKS he looks like (besides a 10*). Like, take this photo:

Here he looks like the whitest dork on earth dressed in his dad's oversized (and extremely out of style) suit. But he clearly thinks that he's some kind of balla that's about to make it big in the biz and that he's basically one step away from banging all the celebrity women he wants.

But in that photo a few posts above? WTF is he even trying to be? I guess he really thinks that wearing a suit is enough to somehow make you look professional?

 

[deadfool]

Bored at work, gave Greer a toupee and spot healing. I straightened his eye a bit only to fix those awful glasses.
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Incredible. He almost looks his age.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I'm stunned that he's so absolutely narcissistic that he's using this photo as his insta av, essentially showing his tramp-like appearance right next to his slimy comments on every instathot's photo. How did he think this could go well? The next time he posts "I'm better looking than him" when some cheerleader introduces her boyfriend, he thinks this photo will convince her?

On the other hand, the people Russ leaves snarky comments at can rest easy that "at least I'm not bald" is the least of Russ's worries. Please, please let russ carry on with his usual catty snipes at other people's appearances while using this photo as his userpic, the reactions will be gold.

 

[cogsworth]

He's got a pimple the size of a pencil eraser on his greasy goddamn forehead.

 

[redbarchetta]

Okay, I was inspired by Greer's ever-growing male pattern baldness. One more.

 

[Crispeacock]

A friend posted "hello by Adele", sung by Mormons on FB the other day. I dunno if its on Youtube, but give it a google, see, its hilarious. Reminded me of Crusty all the way thru.

PS: Those dead eyes really make it a pic you can stare at for hours masterbating, crying into your mocha chocolate drink.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay, I was inspired by Greer's ever-growing male pattern baldness. One more.

His hair looks so horrible, hobo-like and greasy, that it's actually a marked improvement for him to be bald.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Couldn't even have run a comb through his hair, jesus.

 

[Bamanda]

There’s the face of a man who’s beautiful pop/rock song is going to be streamed three times. Two of which will be him, the other will be a mentally ill troll. His obliviousness to how he’s actually perceived is my favourite thing about him.

 

[badboy2000]

What strikes me is how oversized his suit is. Also, he couldn't be bothered to properly tie his tie.

 

[DrJonesHat]

There’s the face of a man who’s beautiful pop/rock song is going to be streamed three times. Two of which will be him, the other will be a mentally ill troll. His obliviousness to how he’s actually perceived is my favourite thing about him.

Mine too. And his utter inability for introspection is another favorite trait of his for me. All his plans have exploded in a Hinderberg-level of disaster, yet not once has he stopped to consider that since he's the one constant in all his plans, maybe the problem is him. But no, it's all trolls and Taylor Swift keeping him down.

 

[Walking Clock]

Russ' new headshot made me think of Dr. Crane in The Dark Knight Rises, when he's holding the kangaroo court and sentencing everyone to death by sending them out onto the thin ice. I love how much better Cillian Murphy still looks than Russ when Murphy is deliberately playing up his insanity and Russ is explicitly trying to look his best.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ' new headshot made me think of Dr. Crane in The Dark Knight Rises, when he's holding the kangaroo court and sentencing everyone to death by sending them out onto the thin ice. I love how much better Cillian Murphy still looks than Russ when Murphy is deliberately playing up his insanity and Russ is explicitly trying to look his best.

Dr. Crane had the superficial charm most psychopaths do, he might at least get to meet Taylor Swift before subjecting her to some horrible fate.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Taylor Swift would hundo p. bang Cillian Murphy though...

Sit on that and spin a while, Rusty.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

When I first discovered greer I almost believed he was trolling but now his insane machinations both intruige and frighten me simultaneously.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Bored at work, gave Greer a toupee and spot healing. I straightened his eye a bit only to fix those awful glasses.
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WOW, with a decent haircut and cleaned up face, he actually looks like someone I would talk to.

Course then he’d creep on me as he does all women and I’d boot him in the bollocks and we’d be right back to square one.

Also I would bang Murphy for free, he’s hot even playing a psycho. Even IF he was a psycho I’d prefer him. Still better than hearing Russ slurp about his plights for an hour.

And it’s been said but FFS he could not take TWO SECONDS to run a comb over his head? Really? Two seconds?

 

[Bamanda]

Mine too. And his utter inability for introspection is another favorite trait of his for me. All his plans have exploded in a Hinderberg-level of disaster, yet not once has he stopped to consider that since he's the one constant in all his plans, maybe the problem is him. But no, it's all trolls and Taylor Swift keeping him down.

Yeah, that’s it. Every single normal human thing that he’s ever attempted to do has ended in abject failure, but you can tell he genuinely can’t see what the common denominator is. It’s obvious by now that the guy is dealing with some pretty profound mental and learning difficulties, but even still he seems to be able to spot other people’s failings pretty well. He knows that personal responsibility exists. It’s as though he is actively refusing to acknowledge that he’s the cause of his own downfall.

 

[downloads]

That blazer is way too big for his shoulders, I assume he has to buy a size up because of his skinny fat gut. And the drool on the arm, how did he not notice that at least when they sent him the high rez of that picture?