Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[ProgKing of the North]

Oh lord she said he was cool, now he’ll never leave.

Maybe he thinks saying you’re the coolest guy ever is like saying you’re amazing in bed. Except unlike that lie, women don’t need to already be in bed with you to find out you’re lying. We can SEE you’re not the coolest guy ever. You look like shite and you look like you smell like shite.

To be honest, we can also see that he's not amazing in bed

 

[AbraCadaver]

To be honest, we can also see that he's not amazing in bed

I’d be amazed if he could sleep in a twin size without rolling off it out of sheer stupidity.

 

[CWCissey]

'I want you both, please and thank you'

 

[AbraCadaver]

'I want you both, please and thank you'

What a fuckin cool guy.

 

[lamp shade]

He is. There's also this:
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EDIT: the comment that set him off
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“Do you stalk where I post” he asks, as he relentlessly spams the comments of someone’s Instagram, accusing them making up a boyfriend to make him go away.

Does he HONESTLY think this will work? I know Russ is batshit delusional, but really? Like if he catches her lying about her boyfriend she will be forced to date him by default? What I would give to see the DMs he’s sent her...if this is his public sperging, just imagine what he sent privately.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Says right on her profile NO DMs.

Guess maybe she should've used a disclaimer.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

To be fair I'm not 100% sure that Russ can read

 

[Barbarella]

I’m sure he says what we’ve all heard a million times:

He’s a disabled songwriter who has a college degree in paralegal studies and works in an office. He has a disability that makes half his face paralyzed but he’s kicked it’s ass and he’s still a 9. He’s an author and screenwriter who is waiting for his screenplay to be optioned. He has been in an unfortunate legal fight with Taylor Swift. who knows who he is but allows her manager get in the way. He has a new song dropping soon that will explain it and expects a hit, people in the biz that he’s let hear it are very interested. He just had a professional photo shoot for the cover.

She’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen and he wants to treat her like a lady, unlike all the other guys out there, and give her a better life and flowers. He hopes she’ll go on a date with him so he can prove he’s supreme gentleman. .

The End.

It’s not possible for Russ to talk about anything but himself. I doubt his thirst takes a gross tone since his thing is portraying himself as a gentleman. Should she show any interest, it could go there quick but they never do.

When she ignores him, I’m sure it’s what we see. Why are you ignoring me, I’m the coolest guy ever, I’d treat you like s queen baby, why aren’t you answering? Do you have Venmo so I can send money? Blah blah blah....

 

[lamp shade]

I’m sure he says what we’ve all heard a million times:

He’s a disabled songwriter who has a college degree in paralegal studies and works in an office. He has a disability that makes half his face paralyzed but he’s kicked it’s ass and he’s still a 9. He’s an author and screenwriter who is waiting for his screenplay to be optioned. He has been in an unfortunate legal fight with Taylor Swift. who knows who he is but allows her manager get in the way. He has a new song dropping soon that will explain it and expects a hit, people in the biz that he’s let hear it are very interested. He just had a professional photo shoot for the cover.

She’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen and he wants to treat her like a lady, unlike all the other guys out there, and give her a better life and flowers. He hopes she’ll go on a date with him so he can prove he’s supreme gentleman. .

The End.

It’s not possible for Russ to talk about anything but himself. I doubt his thirst takes a gross tone since his thing is portraying himself as a gentleman. Should she show any interest, it could go there quick but they never do.

When she ignores him, I’m sure it’s what we see. Why are you ignoring me, I’m the coolest guy ever, I’d treat you like s queen baby, why aren’t you answering? Do you have Venmo so I can send money? Blah blah blah....

Weren’t there screenshots at one point where he went full psycho and was basically saying “why don’t I just kill myself???” when someone didn’t respond? I’ll try to find the screenshots if someone doesn’t beat me to it. Russ tries to stick to the narrative above, but it’s not below him to go completely batshit once in a while.

ETA: here they are

Posted by @SwiftlyRuiningRussell on page 207

 

[pertitsence]

Russell's new instagram post. God, what a photoshoot this must have been.

 

[Viridian]

Russell's new instagram post. God, what a photoshoot this must have been.

How fucking pathetic is it that he can't even get the name of his condition correct in his spew of hashtags? Considering he leans on MUH PLIGHTS so much to justify every "invasive and troubling" thing he does and insist he's entitled to special treatment, you'd think he'd at least remember how to spell Moebius syndrome.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Weren’t there screenshots at one point where he went full psycho and was basically saying “why don’t I just kill myself???” when someone didn’t respond? I’ll try to find the screenshots if someone doesn’t beat me to it. Russ tries to stick to the narrative above, but it’s not below him to go completely batshit once in a while.

ETA: here they are
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Posted by @SwiftlyRuiningRussell on page 207

I say again, what a fuckin COOL GUY.

(Honestly, “I could inspire people if they’d just HELP ME!” is so tone deaf. Generally you inspire people by doing things yourself.)

 

[downloads]

Russell's new instagram post. God, what a photoshoot this must have been.

I can't wait to see how this looks once he photoshops the sign or whatever he said he was doing.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I can't wait to see how this looks once he photoshops the sign or whatever he said he was doing.

I kind of can’t believe he gifted the world with such an exploitable image, but there you go.

 

[lamp shade]

I kind of can’t believe he gifted the world with such an exploitable image, but there you go.

Someone should edit it to show the “woman shouldn’t be allowed to say no/she can close her eyes” exchange.

 

[Nix-Hound]

Someone should edit it to show the “woman shouldn’t be allowed to say no/she can close her eyes” exchange.

I hate that I spent 5 mins of my time doing this

 

[The Great Citracett]

This Robby Johnson character really has no clue what he's gotten himself into.

 

[lamp shade]

I had to do one.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Spare a thought if you will for the poor photographer who probably had to listen to the whole story of Russell's plights and then try to act professional when in the company of an obvious lunatic.

 

[Miss Misery]

Spare a thought if you will for the poor photographer who probably had to listen to the whole story of Russell's plights and then try to act professional when in the company of an obvious lunatic.

And had to look at him through a camera lens.