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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
If he’s trying hard to leave it behind, he’s clearly not very good at it as he can never just leave well enough alone. Like sending a bunch of passive-aggressive DMs to a twitter account that wasn’t actually Mumkey Jones at a point when the drama was nearly dead.

Edit: Although, I would be heartbroken if he decided to stop making an ass of himself on the internet. Please Quinton, dear god. Keep doing what you’re doing, for as long as possible.
It’s a pattern you see a lot with the individuals on this website. “I want to let go of this” really means “I want the last word on this, and I will continue bringing it up over and over until I get what I want.” It actually takes quite a bit of maturity to fight through that empty incomplete feeling that actually moving on from something often leaves you with, and I don’t think Quinton really has that.

You can see similar patterns in someone like Russ Greer, who is on his umpteenth project to “get his feelings out there about Taylor Swift so he can “move on with his life.” No matter what he tells himself or others, what he really wants is for Taylor to suck his dick, and he’s going to keep “trying to move on with his life” until she does.
 
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Some "Badass Antifa" Quinton in case your guys' day was a bit too dull.
 
all this sperging from this Lego cuck I only have one question in hindsight. Why couldn't he just stick to reviewing a shitty British children's scifi show and Nickelodeon cringe like the fairly odd parents movie again?
why pivot his content into this. He's obviously doing it for the money and not to be an """"""""Autor"""""""" as a Kahntent Kreator so why not just do what has shown to work?
 
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Some "Badass Antifa" Quinton in case your guys' day was a bit too dull.

If you read the first picture he is replying that to someone saying 'it is not ok to flasely accuse someone of being a nazi," Quinton in all his exceptional glory basically just stated why it isn't ok to do so with no self awareness of the entire situation.

I can't comprehend this exceptionalism, he had to litterally had to ignore the context and he just replied to the word nazi.

My god the NPC meme is becoming more true everyday
 
Here’s a little funny diversion from “Classic Quinton”: Remember when Quinton spent $100+ on Szechuan Sauce only to discover that it tastes like donkey shit
"Rick and Morty is a popular animated science fiction television show. On the season three season premier, Rick extols the virtues of McDonald's Szechuan Sauce, released only for a limited time in 1998 in conjunction with the release of Disney's Mulan. "

There you go Quinton, I've condensed the first six minutes of your video into a few sentences. Granted, I've left out your big=brained high-IQ explanations about the show, but I doubt there were really that interesting or insightful.
 
Big Joel is doing this charity livestream, for the Christchurch victims I believe. Obviously I don't have an issue with that in itself, but I'm mentioning this because Quinton makes an appearance (along with other Breadtubers) and they're including Quinton in discussing their talking points.


It's mostly just rambling but Quinton comes in at roughly (I can't get an accurate time right now because it's still streaming but I'll put it here later) Edit: Fuck, goddammit. How is it not available?

Also, at some point Quinton brings up this gentleman and this was my exact reaction

 
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Big Joel is doing this charity livestream, for the Christchurch victims I believe. Obviously I don't have an issue with that in itself, but I'm mentioning this because Quinton makes an appearance (along with other Breadtubers) and they're including Quinton in discussing their talking points.


It's mostly just rambling but Quinton comes in at roughly (I can't get an accurate time right now because it's still streaming but I'll put it here later)

Edit: Also, at some point Quinton brings up this gentleman and this was my exact reaction

You know after two months and taking into account his comments on taking a break from YouTube I kinda forget he was a creator on the first place.
Of course he was invited to a gala of the non-existent internet intellectuals who overanalyze children media.
 
all this sperging from this Lego cuck I only have one question in hindsight. Why couldn't he just stick to reviewing a shitty British children's scifi show and Nickelodeon cringe like the fairly odd parents movie again?
why pivot his content into this. He's obviously doing it for the money and not to be an """"""""Autor"""""""" as a Kahntent Kreator so why not just do what has shown to work?
Quinton is probably the most "Please tell me I'm a good person" liberal I've seen on Youtube. Other people have some sort of monetary interest in it, or they're part of a group that feels the left-wing is preferable to them, but Quinton does almost everything so someone will call him a hero. Remember the situation with Mumkey Jones? Quinton's Twitter and his appearance on the SOTY podcast was entirely "Please stop being mean to me, I shouldn't have to make arguments if they make me feel like a good person". This is just a dude who cares about others' opinions of him to the extent that he's willing to destroy his online career for them.
 
Quinton is probably the most "Please tell me I'm a good person" liberal I've seen on Youtube. Other people have some sort of monetary interest in it, or they're part of a group that feels the left-wing is preferable to them, but Quinton does almost everything so someone will call him a hero. Remember the situation with Mumkey Jones? Quinton's Twitter and his appearance on the SOTY podcast was entirely "Please stop being mean to me, I shouldn't have to make arguments if they make me feel like a good person". This is just a dude who cares about others' opinions of him to the extent that he's willing to destroy his online career for them.
Not entirely sure with the “no monetary interest” part, his wokening lines pretty nicely with his vidcon videos. He probably met famous youtubets and decided that emulating Contra, HBomberman, PhillyD, etc was more profitable than being in the same clique as Jeremy Hambeast or Mr. Applebees. His story about being disgusted by a picture of “a group of MRAs that resembled him” sounds like some pig shit he fabricated later on to impress his new woke pals
 
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QUINTON Kyle Hoover (as is known for his DMCAs) was a failed incel (as he now loves womyn)
Loves women? Don't you mean loves Lindsay Ellis?
I mean seriously, check his Twitter. He makes a reference or nod (tips fedora) to the lady any time he gets the opportunity. My god. He wants to bone her to the stratosphere.
I mean, it's no shocker, she's pretty hot to my low standards, but that doesn't mean I think she's dateable. She's batshit and an unstable drunk. She'll kill you in your sleep before she'll fuck you, big titties and annoyingly kissable dork face and all. Dead by kitchen knife, lmao.

"Rick and Morty is a popular animated science fiction television show. On the season three season premier, Rick extols the virtues of McDonald's Szechuan Sauce, released only for a limited time in 1998 in conjunction with the release of Disney's Mulan. " Quentin thought it tastes like dogshit.
There was a huge box of Szechuan Sauce in the back of my local McDonald's. Nobody knew around here about R&M and their shitty show and advertising campaign. The manager kept most of the sauces for himself after they were told to thow them out. He gave me some that night too. I didn't work there, I just was friends with the manager because his housemate was my good friend.
We both determed it was just BBQ and Sweet and Sour with Soy Sauce. And why did it exist?
I think we both decided to thow it out that night and act like Szechwan sauce never happened.
 
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The fat cuck released his shitty April Fools Bee Movie review.

Someone TL; DR this for me? I'm seeing a whole variety of clips from various stages of Neckbeardisms.
I really can't TL;DR this for you. It's 3 and a half hours of cringe content related to Bee Movie, it's history and meaning... I can tell you that Quentin shows his love for Lindsay Ellis at about the 2:30:00 mark... Fucking Bumblebee coat..
Aw, someone got to this already. Thanks, said it better yourself.
 
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