You know what. I'm going to recap what we've learned in 355 pages from dear ol
@Holden for those that can't read pages 1-355 (understandably)
And this is all stuff we've gotten directly from Holden, either on these forums, his own blog, or this blog (starting at "Reply 10")
http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=142356.msg2693234#msg2693234
1) he HAD a phobia when he was younger that prevented him from meeting women. (he got over it)
2) he likes women, not men.
3) he wished his parents would pull a "prostitute scam" on him. this scam means that his parents would rent out one of the rooms they had available (they owned an apartment complex) to a prostitute and tell her to have sex with him (their son) under the disguise of being a normal non-ho woman. This would make him feel like he could actually meet women because eventually the prostitute would leave; leaving him broken hearted but he would get over it and be strong enough to meet new women and his life would have been better.
4) when this never happened, he got so desperate he asked his mom to fuck him, she said no, he says he doesn't blame her for saying no.
5) he went on a rampage on his "murderous parents" and beat them until cops came and arrested him
6) he believes there are actual countries out there that would have arrested his parents instead because they are murderous
7) his parents have never actually murdered anyone. he calls them 'murderous' because he can't get sex and they wouldn't help him get over his fear of meeting women.

hypothetically, Holden would beat a woman until she couldn't leave him
9) hypothetically, Holden would force a woman he was dating to fuck a horse so he could tape it and use it as blackmail to keep her from leaving him
10) Holden claims he has been told by every girl he's ever slept with or tried to date that they DIDN'T want to date him because he didn't rape them and actually respected them. Yes, he claims they actually told him this. This is how he knows what women really want.
11) Holden also claims that women have told him they love their rapist. (I think they actually said "I loved my rapist" as in "the person who raped me was someone I loved" and it's a language barrier thing... but whatever, I'm not debating that shit)
12) Holden claims women are sluts if they've ever had premarital sex and by that time, they can't really be raped because they want rape
13) Holden believes he is Incel, which means involuntarily celibate
14) Holden believes he is smarter than all of us here and calls us all : sluts, scum, bitches, morons, and rape apes.
15) 99% of the forum thinks Holden might be crazy sauce.
16) Holden has tried to hit on women on these forums... or at least get them to suck his dick.
17) Null made it so Holden can't do certain things... like block people!! If Holden has blocked you, there's a link available in the announcements that will help you get unblocked. Or hell, just tell someone in chat and they'll be like "I got you boo" and unblock you.
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Holden asked a rape victim to give a detailed account of her rape to see if she was either A) a slut who enjoyed it, or B) that it wasn't rape for a couple of reasons, or C) that she was a child so his theories still applied because his theories don't deal with kid rape.
19) Holden's thread has gotten over 350 pages in 3 days, it's now the largest and fastest growing thread out there
20) Holden's posts makes up 1/4 of the posts in these pages
21) Holden is now the holder of the most negative ratings. He has outdone TJ Church. Congrats AssHat.
If I've missed anything, please feel free to add your own list of "What We've Learned This Thread".