Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%
  • Total voters
    2,597
cogsworth said:
One of those fingers only has two joints and that's really concerning. Why are his fingers so broad? Goddamnit man, it's like looking at a neanderthals hands. I'm having a fucking crisis over this. It's terrible.
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I think his pinky and thumb might be missing a bone, too. It's at an angle, but there's definitely only one joint visible in both of them. His other hand is probably similarly deformed.
 
While I don't think we learned more about Russ from an old boss of his, outside of a story of some alleged hooligan knocking over merchandise and Russ wanting to call the police over it because they apparently was the same meanie-head calling him names (and Cory believes Russ knocked them over himself), a thought came to mind watching the stream. So let me throw my hat (back?) into the armchair psychology ring very quick:

I think we've come to the conclusion a long time ago Russ is a 'tard, and Cory practically confirms that by saying Russell is just fucking terrible at janitorial work on top of apparently not understanding things and "shutting down" when being talked to (which matches the moment in Why I Sued Taylor Swift where the judge is explaining the law to him and he just spaces out and concludes his ruling was illogical), and being so delusional as to call a hooker his "girlfriend" and mean it. There's also the "trauma lumps" he describes when talking about his headaches, something that only a child would describe. His narcissism on top of him being a 'tard is a crazy concoction that sounds rather dangerous but he's too weak and stubborn to do something that could lead to danger, but it's the biggest set of blinders he has on and hence why he only has a one-track mind focused on one thing: sex, and he wants a woman now now NOW NOW NOW.

But he has a childish view of sex, a childish obsession to possess it because all the other kids have it, so why can't he? Terrible writing aside from his short essay, the way he describes his sexual encounter (his first time? Don't know if it was) is vague and doesn't really give much detail outside of the most basic way to describe sex: penis goes in vagina, then penis "explodes" (he says ejaculated, but he described it as "exploding" first). Pressing X to doubt really hard on him lasting all of twenty minutes while she rides him in the same position, but he wore a condom, so maybe he did last a little longer than he normally would. We can most likely guarantee the hooker never felt gratified from it given he doesn't mention how she felt afterwards, but he's already woozy from the "fireworks", so whatever. But he interestingly enough doesn't focus at all on what or how he was feeling during the act, but after it. (Yeah yeah, it's a "woman thing" to think about what it feels like during the act (hence erotica), but men have feelings, too, I'm sure they're feeling something during the act.) He claims once he "exploded" that he "felt loved", and he was happy about it, albeit for a short time until he realized he couldn't tell anyone about his happiness. That "happiness" he felt was the dopamine rush that everyone gets at orgasm, which does fade, but I doubt Russ knows anything about dopamine, let alone understands anything scientific. But whereas women are wired to be more emotionally-connected to get that rush of feeling loved, men feel that as a result of orgasm, hence the blissful state and the bonding with his partner (when he doesn't conk out immediately afterwards for a snooze).

Sure, guys can fall in love without having to touch a boob even if they really want to, but there's kind of a reason why the stereotype of men always thinking with their dicks (or at least thinking of sex every seven seconds) exists. And Russell falls square into that stereotype, except that he's lacking the self-awareness and understanding of it. All he understands (or chooses to believe) is that women are to tend to men's sexual needs, make sandwiches, and bear children. It's already terrifying enough to imagine Russ spreading his seed, but it's even more terrifying that he has such a narrow-minded, misogynistic view of women yet doesn't understand why women don't want to be around him despite his claims of wanting to "woo" them by promising them a better life and "protection". At least your typical incel is aware they hate women but know they can't live without them. Russ can't even grasp that, not even on the level of fucking Disney movies.

'Course with his narcissism, that just begs the question on if Russ has ever once thought, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." He already dances in front of the camera mumbling about overcoming his disability, but he does lack the seamstress skills to patch together an outfit out of women's skins.
 
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Supreme Sundae said:
Yeah it reminded me of meth heads and their teeth. The drugs give them chronic dry mouth and combined with sugar, leads to tooth decay. Despite his non-stop drooling, it can't make up for his inability to close his mouth.
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Same with smackheads I know. Opiates are just as bad as crank for drying out your mouth, as well as making you desire sweet treats. The combination is brutal on your teeth unless you stay on top of it all the time. And let's face it, that's not gonna happen with tweekers OR nodders. Or Russhole.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
While I don't think we learned more about Russ from an old boss of his, outside of a story of some alleged hooligan knocking over merchandise and Russ wanting to call the police over it because they apparently was the same meanie-head calling him names (and Cory believes Russ knocked them over himself), a thought came to mind watching the stream. So let me throw my hat (back?) into the armchair psychology ring very quick:

I think we've come to the conclusion a long time ago Russ is a 'tard, and Cory practically confirms that by saying Russell is just fucking terrible at janitorial work on top of apparently not understanding things and "shutting down" when being talked to (which matches the moment in Why I Sued Taylor Swift where the judge is explaining the law to him and he just spaces out and concludes his ruling was illogical), and being so delusional as to call a hooker his "girlfriend" and mean it. There's also the "trauma lumps" he describes when talking about his headaches, something that only a child would describe. His narcissism on top of him being a 'tard is a crazy concoction that sounds rather dangerous but he's too weak and stubborn to do something that could lead to danger, but it's the biggest set of blinders he has on and hence why he only has a one-track mind focused on one thing: sex, and he wants a woman now now NOW NOW NOW.

But he has a childish view of sex, a childish obsession to possess it because all the other kids have it, so why can't he? Terrible writing aside from his short essay, the way he describes his sexual encounter (his first time? Don't know if it was) is vague and doesn't really give much detail outside of the most basic way to describe sex: penis goes in vagina, then penis "explodes" (he says ejaculated, but he described it as "exploding" first). Pressing X to doubt really hard on him lasting all of twenty minutes while she rides him in the same position, but he wore a condom, so maybe he did last a little longer than he normally would. We can most likely guarantee the hooker never felt gratified from it given he doesn't mention how she felt afterwards, but he's already woozy from the "fireworks", so whatever. But he interestingly enough doesn't focus at all on what or how he was feeling during the act, but after it. (Yeah yeah, it's a "woman thing" to think about what it feels like during the act (hence erotica), but men have feelings, too, I'm sure they're feeling something during the act.) He claims once he "exploded" that he "felt loved", and he was happy about it, albeit for a short time until he realized he couldn't tell anyone about his happiness. That "happiness" he felt was the dopamine rush that everyone gets at orgasm, which does fade, but I doubt Russ knows anything about dopamine, let alone understands anything scientific. But whereas women are wired to be more emotionally-connected to get that rush of feeling loved, men feel that as a result of orgasm, hence the blissful state and the bonding with his partner (when he doesn't conk out immediately afterwards for a snooze).

Sure, guys can fall in love without having to touch a boob even if they really want to, but there's kind of a reason why the stereotype of men always thinking with their dicks (or at least thinking of sex every seven seconds) exists. And Russell falls square into that stereotype, except that he's lacking the self-awareness and understanding of it. All he understands (or chooses to believe) is that women are to tend to men's sexual needs, make sandwiches, and bear children. It's already terrifying enough to imagine Russ spreading his seed, but it's even more terrifying that he has such a narrow-minded, misogynistic view of women yet doesn't understand why women don't want to be around him despite his claims of wanting to "woo" them by promising them a better life and "protection". At least your typical incel is aware they hate women but know they can't live without them. Russ can't even grasp that, not even on the level of fucking Disney movies.

'Course with his narcissism, that just begs the question on if Russ has ever once thought, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." He already dances in front of the camera mumbling about overcoming his disability, but he does lack the seamstress skills to patch together an outfit out of women's skins.
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For a while now I've had a theory that Russhole's obsession with sex is very much the same as CWC's (former) obsession with sex: because grown-ups have sex, and Russ wants to feel like a big boy. Russ is extremely childish and highly immature, and he is "special needs". It wouldn't surprise me if his family and many other people still treat him like he's still a little kid, again much like CWC. And I'm sure it chaps Russhole's trauma lumpy ass to no end when people do treat him like a little kid. "I'm not a little kid! I'm a man! And men have sex with women!"
 
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Russell really was raised in the best place he could for his disability. I would imagine Mormons would generally be much more accepting of being with someone disabled, partially due to the belief that they are righteous souls. If he was going to get a decent woman in any group, Mormonism is where he’d get one. But as we all know Russell is a huge shithead, which is why even the Mormon girls steered clear. My point is just that he was dealt a good hand for finding a wife by being adopted into a Mormon family and like everything else he pissed that away.
 
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But he has a childish view of sex, a childish obsession to possess it because all the other kids have it, so why can't he?
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I also don’t think his obsession with hookers is even about sex. He pays these women to go on “dates” with him so that he can be seen by other people who will think that it’s just a normal couple out on a date. It’s so fucking creepy the way he will pick a hooker from the website months and months in advance of his trip, and then expect them to text, call, and speak to him on social media the whole time, as though he’s entitled to their time because he will be paying for sex from them at some point in the future. It’s like the ultimate girlfriend experience, except he convinces himself that it’s real. Remember him posting screenshots of texts that he’d sent to one including pictures of his half eaten meals and things like that? That’s the kind of texts that people in genuine relationships would send to each other, not hookers and their Johns. It’s why he insists on being “a gentleman.” He thinks he’s either going to get a hooker to genuinely fall in love with him because of his groundbreaking ideas of buying them supermarket flowers, or he thinks that’s how men going on a genuine date behave.

Ordinarily it’d be hard not to feel sympathy for someone as pathetic as that, but he’s such an odious little cretin that it’s enjoyable watching him chimp out every time one of the hookers doesn’t indulge his fantasies. I don’t think he even likes women deep down. He’s proven that to him, women don’t have agency. They don’t have talent, they don’t have intelligence. He thinks he’s superior to every single woman just by virtue of being a man. His interest in women is only as an accessory to this amazing life he thinks he’s destined for, and nothing else. He wants people to look at him with a beautiful woman on his arm and on his relationship status on Facebook. That’ll show everyone that he’s better than them. It’s brilliant.
 
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Bamanda said:
I also don’t think his obsession with hookers is even about sex. He pays these women to go on “dates” with him so that he can be seen by other people who will think that it’s just a normal couple out on a date. It’s so fucking creepy the way he will pick a hooker from the website months and months in advance of his trip, and then expect them to text, call, and speak to him on social media the whole time, as though he’s entitled to their time because he will be paying for sex from them at some point in the future. It’s like the ultimate girlfriend experience, except he convinces himself that it’s real. Remember him posting screenshots of texts that he’d sent to one including pictures of his half eaten meals and things like that? That’s the kind of texts that people in genuine relationships would send to each other, not hookers and their Johns. It’s why he insists on being “a gentleman.” He thinks he’s either going to get a hooker to genuinely fall in love with him because of his groundbreaking ideas of buying them supermarket flowers, or he thinks that’s how men going on a genuine date behave.

Ordinarily it’d be hard not to feel sympathy for someone as pathetic as that, but he’s such an odious little cretin that it’s enjoyable watching him chimp out every time one of the hookers doesn’t indulge his fantasies. I don’t think he even likes women deep down. He’s proven that to him, women don’t have agency. They don’t have talent, they don’t have intelligence. He thinks he’s superior to every single woman just by virtue of being a man. His interest in women is only as an accessory to this amazing life he thinks he’s destined for, and nothing else. He wants people to look at him with a beautiful woman on his arm and on his relationship status on Facebook. That’ll show everyone that he’s better than them. It’s brilliant.
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I think it’s really along the lines that Russ does NOT understand how dating and relationships work. He thinks you take a woman to dinner and bring her flowers, you wear a suit, you have dinner, then you have sex and then you are in a relationship afterward, because that’s the template many relationships he sees in movies follow, but he doesn’t understand that that’s not a guarantee.

To him, the fact he’s paying the woman for sex is irrelevant, as if he just paid for her uber to get to the date. He still believes it will result in a trophy girl for him to show off in his arm as long as he follows the steps. He just got her attention by paying her, in his mind. But the transactional nature is not important, this is a Pretty Woman style relationship where she will fall for him regardless of pay.

It’s like when he ran down the clock on that one hooker without having sex with her because he INSISTED on dinner first, because that’s what you DO to get a girlfriend. Suit and flowers, dinner first and then sex and then she belongs to you. He got mad after there was no sex because in his mind he was doing everything right and following all the steps and she was mucking it up by not following through.

The quality of the experience or what actually happens is irrelevant as long as you follow the steps. Suit is manky and stained and ill-fitting? Doesn’t matter, it’s a suit. Wilting Tesco flowers? Still flowers. You look like hell and drool a lot? Doesn’t matter, you did all the steps in order, GIRLFRIEND NOW.

And it’s clear from how he talks about other men that he believes this. He thinks the reason some stripper hasn't run off with a patron up til now is because NO ONE has ever worn a suit and been polite to her. They didn’t follow the girlfriend steps. Taylor Swift is unmarried right now because no man has ever treated her “right”, to a candlelit dinner and brought flowers and worn a suit and played footsie. Otherwise these women would have men already! Women are stupid, they’ll date whomever is nice to them! He gets furious at her new boyfriends out of jealousy AND because he thinks they didn’t follow the steps either, just swanned up in regular clothes and started chatting her up, and she’s an extra-dim woman for not even waiting for a be-suited man with flowers to take her to dinner, like a normal woman would. He outright calls her stupid and an idiot for dating others because he thinks she’s doing it wrong and not following the rules.

I really do think his brain is exceedingly broken and he’s more than a little slow. But I don’t care because he’s an absolute tit.
 
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For whenever you begin to feel sympathy for Russell Greer.
 
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For whenever you begin to feel sympathy for Russell Greer.
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It’s amazing how his go to insult is some variation of fat. It’s the one thing that he thinks he isn’t, so yet again he feels superior to anyone who’s pleasantly plump. I mean sure, Tess Holiday sized people aren’t attractive to look at, but a bit of extra weight is fuck all (and is actually a lot of people’s preference) compared to a weird frozen face with eyes sagging off to the side of a huge lumpy head. Never mind what we’ve seen of his body. It’s unbelievable how he genuinely thinks he’s a super attractive 10/10 who only loses a point or two because of his deformity. I mean what the fuck is he actually seeing in the mirror?
 
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Bamanda said:
It’s amazing how his go to insult is some variation of fat. It’s the one thing that he thinks he isn’t, so yet again he feels superior to anyone who’s pleasantly plump. I mean sure, Tess Holiday sized people aren’t attractive to look at, but a bit of extra weight is fuck all (and is actually a lot of people’s preference) compared to a weird frozen face with eyes sagging off to the side of a huge lumpy head. Never mind what we’ve seen of his body. It’s unbelievable how he genuinely thinks he’s a super attractive 10/10 who only loses a point or two because of his deformity. I mean what the fuck is he actually seeing in the mirror?
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Classic insecurity.

"Yeah, so I'm only 5'6" and lack muscles, my hair is rapidly thinning and my skin secretes enough oil to fry a chicken in, my face is paralyzed and I drool all over myself, sure. But at least my face isn't fucking orange I'm not fat!"
 
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It’s unbelievable how he genuinely thinks he’s a super attractive 10/10 who only loses a point or two because of his deformity. I mean what the fuck is he actually seeing in the mirror?
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Sometimes, in moments of insecurity, I think about how nice it must be for the extremely arrogant. Imagine the load it'd take off your mind if you were convinced that you were flawless (or nearly flawless) and that nothing was your fault.

I suppose the downside of such extreme narcissism is that it usually makes you an insufferable person like ol' Russ.
 
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