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She must be really bored without the mandated attention of medical staff. How sad.
Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs
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Lord above those posts are so goddamn obvious. No randos like us would push this Tyler narrative (man I do hope this is an extension of the cult plotline tho, that's still my fave) and no farmer would just link to another disease or munchie like that. ( i'm not looking it up, it sounds stupid and boring). Kelly, let your fuckin threads die or give us something fun to make fun of our for.
This weird skirting the line is just dull.
I guessyou did pop in and pretend to be a doctor for a few seconds, but even that's old hat at this point.
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I’m so glad her imaginary friend Tyler is back in her life again
No wait actually, I don’t give a fuck. No one does.
No wait actually, I don’t give a fuck. No one does.
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I believe only dropbox pro/business displays identifying information about who views files.
The video is just 15 minutes of Kelly scrolling through her camera roll going, "oh that's gross. Oh THAT'S gross."
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So because no one else wants to troll her, she’s forced to troll herself. Sad.
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Kelly's been trolling herself since before Lolcow. She's probably been doing it since she got the internet. She probably trolled herself on ezboards.
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Pathetic. Maybe her legs really are genuinely infected. They’re trying to get amputated away from her out of embarrassment.
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The theatrics on tumblr are phenomenal right now. I think she really hates being reminded that she has nothing going for her and that we all know she’s trolling herself. Of course that could always be another act for attention, there’s no telling with Kelly.
It’s easy to feel bad for someone posting sad shit until you remember that Kelly did all of this to herself, and continues to do these things. She’s probably one of the least believable munchies I’ve come across and her internet footprint showing her trolling herself in the past will not go away. When you have a history of manipulation and deception that you posted on the internet for everyone to see, you make your bed and have to lie in it. I’ve seen other munchies get their act together to some degree and move on with their lives, but their history is still online and there are still consequences. And theirs were no where near as crazy as Kelly’s.
It’s easy to feel bad for someone posting sad shit until you remember that Kelly did all of this to herself, and continues to do these things. She’s probably one of the least believable munchies I’ve come across and her internet footprint showing her trolling herself in the past will not go away. When you have a history of manipulation and deception that you posted on the internet for everyone to see, you make your bed and have to lie in it. I’ve seen other munchies get their act together to some degree and move on with their lives, but their history is still online and there are still consequences. And theirs were no where near as crazy as Kelly’s.
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Kelly's underdeveloped theory of mind is probably the most interesting thing about her. It's pretty obvious in her writing that she doesn't fully understand that different people have different opinions and knowledge from each other. She seems to view all her critics and "haters" as a single entity even if she logically understands that they're individual people.
It's neat to observe.
It's neat to observe.
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I find her interesting in that, in these tragic Munchausen by Internet days, it's so rare to find a munchie who puts real effort into it. Most of them just starve, overmedicate, and yoga themselves to an EDS/POTS/GP combo platter. Long before they con some exhausted doctor into Dx'ing them on self-reported symptoms and self-induced test results, they're tagging #edswarrior #gpwarrior #ehlersdanlos #zebra #chronicallyfabulous in their insta-posts. They know what they want and they're laser-focused on getting it. ChronicallyJaquie just traveled like twelve hours round trip to see a geneticist who would diagnose her with a rare mitochondrial disease and prescribe her liters of literal sugar water. It made her feel special because she had to travel so far to find the "right" doctor that would diagnose her with the "right" rare condition (that only one other person has ever been diagnosed with, so special!) to give her the "right" medication now that everyone has EDS/POTS/GP and everyone was getting the same treatment as her. If every doctor ignored them or just gave them common sense advice, they would just lie about having gotten that attention. They'd post old ER selfies, pictures of old pill bottles they hoarded full of OTC pills to make them look legit, make claims about having been hospitalized to explain an absence with no proof, buy nasal cannulae or even NG tubes off the internet to make it look like they're really under medical care. But they're not going to escalate their actual "disease" after a point, because it hurts and lying is getting them the attention and brave spoonie warrior status they crave anyway.
Kelly sticks with her hometown hospital. She doesn't research a disease and then copy the symptoms. She doesn't doctor-shop all over creation. She induces extreme symptoms so they can't legally ignore her, and if they try she makes it even worse. It's like watching a child break all of her own toys because her parents put her in time out.
It's such a nice change to see one that is genuinely, suicidally devoted to the charade.
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Very good points! Yeah I have to admit that's something I've always found funner about Kelly than other cows; where most munchies start with an image and then turn it into a connect the dots for others to do, Kelly just starts throwing down dots like she's George Seurat and just hopes someone smarter than her can make a passable picture out of it.
I like when she picked at parts of her face and started complaining that part of her mouth had been numb for days but then just sorta dropped it and moved on.
You could see her trying it again with this Tyler thing. She got called out so now we'll never know where she was going to go with it anyway, but I can pretty much promise she didn't have anything planned. She just wanted to stir up conversation again and would worry about filling in the blanks later which is exactly why we end up with ridiculous tales about eating dogs and having tacks stuck in her feet so she "didn't flinch" (<- I think she tried to test that one out here but no one took the obvious, stupid bait)
Right? I've kinda picked up that too but in a bit of a different way. I'm kind of tripping over my words tonight so sorry if I don't phrase this quite right:
With her medical stuff I kiiiinda get that all doctors and patients and hospitals will have some differences so I could believe once or twice she may have gotten a crazy that wrote up some paperwork so crappy that it looked fake (not that I believe for a second hers is real, but that's the example I'm going with) but posting things like MacDonald's not allowing battered women to work is just baffling.
Does she really think that none of the people here, lolcow or any others places she shrieks her various lies at have ever worked in fast food? That none of us would be able to refute that incredibly obvious lie?
She acts like she's the only one in the world who has experienced, well, ANYTHING (which I guess is why even her doctors are swooning that she's so unique and special and interesting) so what she says, no matter how utterly ridiculous, must be what people accept as truth.
I get that she doesn't have a job, or friends, or functioning legs anymore but my god that woman needs to just put down the internet and stop trying to rewrite her own history.
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You’re giving Kelly too much credit. I’m doubtful any doctors or medical staff are swooning. They have to be kind to patients or they could lose their jobs. Part of it is putting on a good face and waiting until you leave the room to roll your eyes.
You are absolutely correct with the first point though. She begins a narrative around her self-made wounds and then grabs onto different ones until she finds the one that will give her more attention. She abandons issues quite easily and I guess hopes everyone just forgets? There was the time she tried to start the abuse narrative around her leg wounds before latching onto Behcets. I didn’t know about her face, but she completely ditched the narrative that involves her hands. It was probably too inconvenient. I’ve said it before, but why doesn’t her Behcets affect her back AT ALL? She can’t reach it. I expect her to try some outrageous thing to prove us damn dirty trolls wrong. That will be an interesting saga. And by interesting I mean stupid.
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Other munchie-by-internets write melodramas starring themselves and become furious if the rest of the cast doesn't stick to the script. That doctor missed his mark and won't give you the diagnosis you've been hinting at in your insta-stories? Fire him. Start the scene over with a new doctor. Maybe this one will recite his lines properly.
Kelly does improv. Everything's made up and the points don't matter. She starts with a prompt and builds her narrative around what others say in response. Rare anemia! No, fibroids! No, Behcets! Dissociative Identity Disorder! Paul! Tyler! I ate a dog! Neuropathy! Skin grafts! Thanks folks, you've been a great audience.
It's a wild fucking ride and I'm here for it. My favorite part of Kelly's cycle is when she's between crises and desperate for us to invent the next one for her.
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Bahaha sorry sorry I was being facetious with that, I wrote it while remembering her faked doctors letters that were gushing with "oh wow she's so specials" and "thank you for bringing her too me"s
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So true. Watching her squirm to come up with new “content” is insanely gratifying for me.
Frankly, I think it’s important to reiterate that her most vocal supporters are a massive part of her problem—they feed her desire for attention and oftentimes give her the “diagnoses” she then claims as her own. It’s fascinating to me; right now she doesn’t have any kind of medical problem taking over her life, and so she’s using mental health as a niche right now. It saddens me because we all know she actually DOES have mental problems.
She’s recently been complaining about “bullies,” going so far as to call herself a cow and explaining that crying about it on her account gives these bullies fuel...and yet she posts about it anyways.
We’re not bullies, Kelly. No one is calling you fat or ugly or a worthless dancer. We’re calling you on your shit.
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All her stuff is hidden for me, any fun quotes?
Yeah but you don't get victim points for that!
Yeah but you don't get victim points for that!
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Yeah but she IS fat and ugly and a worthless dancer, in addition to the other things.
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She's even more of a worthless dancer now that she has turned her legs into mangled garbage.
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It doesn't matter what she looks like because her personality is ugly. She's just straight manipulative and can't stop lying if her life depended on it.
Her sister tried to help her out just recently and instead of listening or appreciating it, she sperged more about the farms and talked shit about her sister on tumblr. Just a nasty person.
Her sister tried to help her out just recently and instead of listening or appreciating it, she sperged more about the farms and talked shit about her sister on tumblr. Just a nasty person.