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- Jul 13, 2017
Is this an SCP?
BLUE ORCA might be.
She thinks she's Keter, but she's actually just Euclid. If you don't directly interact with her, she can't do shit to you.
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Is this an SCP?
Once tried to withdraw some money from a trust my mom set up a long time ago. Was told the account was closed because I was dead. Cue u wot m8.I tried googling myself and the city I live in and apparently I'm dead. You learn something new every day.
Go home. Papa JF is missing a potato.Low-IQ. I'll say it once more and I'm not sure how clear I can be.
Tried to give you the benefit of the doubt till this part. C'mon, you should know some things are just too far fetchedMaybe we are wrong that Soye and Shane are a bunch of cucks and too soy-filled to stop eating their own shoes
Attention all Farmers.
Break. Break.
This is Manning. I am currently monitoring LOLCOW UAV Kilo Foxtrot One-Five.
We have a MASSIVE thermal spike detected in driveway of target area ORCA TANK.
Thermal contact is believed to be subject BLUE ORCA. Thermal contact appears to
be waddling at low speed towards a WHATABURGER, 100 meters away, for
possible... uhhh... "engorgement" purposes. Will continue to monitor situation, with
coordination from ground units, in accordance with Kiwifarms doxing protocol
Omega five-niner. How copy? Over.
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This was Jim's response to his dox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2wiuf1R8HkThat sounds interesting, can you elaborate?
There's gotta be atleast one military drone pilot on this site.I'm not going to say we have the potential to drone strike Lolcows, but I'm going to imply it.
May need something bigger BUFF or B-2?I'm not going to say we have the potential to drone strike Lolcows, but I'm going to imply it.
You know Krissy, you COULD just read the damn thread. You don't need an account to READ KF.
But I don't think you really care about the info...
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I have this funny feeling there are many Military KFers and telling them what to do will go over so well /sneed
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Well? Will you look who it is?
Shane the Chair rapist has a number one fan following him. The connections are going deeper and deeper each and every time. Chiitan confirmed KickVic supporter. lol
Just kidding. But it's funny that I just found out that Chiitan follows the chair rapist given Chiitan's contact is very.......
Filthy Frank like but in costume form.
For those who don't know who Chiitan is?
https://mashable.com/article/chiitan-japan-viral-mascot/#Qek00D.h0Oq1
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chiitan
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/22/world/asia/japan-mascot-chiitan-otter.html
Very interesting turn of events. I wonder how Shane the Chair Man will twist this storyline a bit?
krissy trying to order people on KF
I think Chiitan got fired from being a city mascot.Last time I remember, Chiitan was the Tokyo Hardcore Boys/Jackass of cute Japanese town and city mascots.
Here's hoping she abducts Shane in his sleep and also puts him through a shit fueled slide obstacle course as soon as he wakes up, Jackass the Movie style.