Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

One thing I've wondered is if Chris had preconceived notions about sex being a guarantee on the first date and not understanding that birth control is about not having kids (he seems to think that married people don't use it, per different references he made about not using it after getting married to his sweetheart) it just makes me wonder if his parents ever tried to talk to him about sex and just say "hey, I know this is what you think, and it's how movies portray things, but that's not really how things are"? I know Chris is autistic but it doesn't seem like they tried to have meaningful discussions with him about anything. For them to think he should go to a "normal" school but also feel like they had to protect him from so much, it seems that they would have tried to talk to him about this, too. Or maybe they thought (as most of us did) that Chris would never have sex so it wouldn't matter?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Looney Troons, Picklechu and Cardboard Box Mountain
:story:

Its another new day in this glorious year of scandals a plenty here at the Chris board on Kiwi Farms. In 2019 alone, we had Felix the Wellness Check maker, the Brony Analyst fallout, a free Switch given by what could turn out to be new Idea People, a video of Chris buying what will be obsolete in 9 months, all while Chrissy insists he's becoming a cartoon character. Trust me Chris, you've been a cartoon character for over ten years.

And a couple of days have past now since we decided to lynch out the documentary makers.

Now I'm wondering with my Tommy Wiseau posture, about the hours of hoarded content Joseph Draft has now. Shit, too bad I was just in Arlington Texas last October. Maybe I could have gotten the footage.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Cardboard Box Mountain, Done and Ferris
Yolandi said:
One thing I've wondered is if Chris had preconceived notions about sex being a guarantee on the first date and not understanding that birth control is about not having kids (he seems to think that married people don't use it, per different references he made about not using it after getting married to his sweetheart) it just makes me wonder if his parents ever tried to talk to him about sex and just say "hey, I know this is what you think, and it's how movies portray things, but that's not really how things are"? I know Chris is autistic but it doesn't seem like they tried to have meaningful discussions with him about anything. For them to think he should go to a "normal" school but also feel like they had to protect him from so much, it seems that they would have tried to talk to him about this, too. Or maybe they thought (as most of us did) that Chris would never have sex so it wouldn't matter?
Click to expand...
Why would teaching Chris about sex matter. It would be like teaching a fish to survive on land and tap dance.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: UselessRubberKeyboard, Ferris, Mr. 0 and 2 others
Yolandi said:
One thing I've wondered is if Chris had preconceived notions about sex being a guarantee on the first date and not understanding that birth control is about not having kids (he seems to think that married people don't use it, per different references he made about not using it after getting married to his sweetheart) it just makes me wonder if his parents ever tried to talk to him about sex and just say "hey, I know this is what you think, and it's how movies portray things, but that's not really how things are"? I know Chris is autistic but it doesn't seem like they tried to have meaningful discussions with him about anything. For them to think he should go to a "normal" school but also feel like they had to protect him from so much, it seems that they would have tried to talk to him about this, too. Or maybe they thought (as most of us did) that Chris would never have sex so it wouldn't matter?
Click to expand...
Borb couldn't even teach Chris how to not shit himself, so it's a fair bet that they didn't try to teach him about sex, or anything else for that matter.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Jack Awful, Cardboard Box Mountain and (deleted member)
fiu0cm said:
View attachment 713151
View attachment 713152
View attachment 713153
View attachment 713155
Click to expand...
Hold On, does it makes comic Chris Sonichu's father and brother at the same time?
461px-Issuezero.jpg
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Cardboard Box Mountain and FixinShibe
neural said:
#ReleaseTheDraftCut
Click to expand...

Look, if Joeblow wants to man up and come here without his lackey, then I guess it will be awkward as hell and people will call him mean names.
 
FixinShibe said:
For a while i had this on my mind:
When Will Chris just snap and End it all?
And then I Had a Second Question which was How was he going to end it all?
Click to expand...

I doubt Chris would even contemplate suicide at this point, especially with his CPU Goddess/Dimensional Merge delusion keeping him going.

Honestly, the only time I could've seen him considering suicide would have been during the long quiet period between Bob's death and the incident with Snyder in 2011 and the house fire in 2014. During that time, he was eerily quiet and Barb was keeping him on a tight leash, forcing him out of his own bedroom and keeping him cooped up in the hoard, and generally being more of an abusive bitch than she usually was.

He truly was alone and everything was against him. The organized trolls stopped fucking with him, but you still had A-Log types and idiotic fools trying to troll him and generally failing. The CWCki Forums started branching out to other lolcows at the time, IIRC (I started lurking on /cow/ and ED around this time and the general consensus in 2012-2013 was that Chris was done as a lolcow and we'd never see any videos or Sonichu stuff ever again) and the spotlight shifted to other lolcows like ADF, Moleman, and Jace.

Also, during that quiet period you had the Snyder trial, which decimated any money and assets that Bob left them, Barb's hoarding and spending habits further wrecked the Chandlers' finances and put more debt on Chris (to the point that she even re-mortgaged 14 Branchland Court even though Bob had paid off the whole thing years ago) and the aforementioned abuse and isolation that Barb was putting Chris through.

Then towards the end of the quiet period you had the Gal-Pals coming forward about pitying Chris and shattering the fond memories he had of high school.

Really, the only remotely positive thing that happened to Chris in the quiet period between Bob's death and the fire was when he fucked the hooker.

However, after the fire he started to recover. Chris was one of the few lolcows I can think of who actually improved their mental condition after trooning out (at least for a while)

Once Chris trooned out, he made friends in the local LGBT and brony communities and Barb's grip on him weakened, he was going to conventions, and was generally happy.

Even after all that went away, he still is content with his Dimensional Merge delusions.

TL;DR-Chris is not going to kill himself anytime soon.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: HaldolJunkie, Skips, Cardboard Box Mountain and 7 others
Mariposa Electrique said:
Yeah right.
Click to expand...

Notice that I said "for a while"

Chris was still a complete and total wreck after he trooned out, but he wasn't quite as dysfunctional as "Classic Chris" or the Tomgirl Chris from 2010-2013, and he seemed to be doing okay (relatively speaking) until the Idea Guys and the CPU Goddess and Dimensional Merge insanity kicked in, with the Blarms incident in 2014 being the only real major meltdown of note during that period.

I wouldn't say Chris "got better" during the troon phase, but he seemed a little happier and less prone to meltdowns during this time.

And of course, that all came to an end and now he's more unhinged than ever.
 
  • Agree
  • Feels
  • Disagree
Reactions: DoctorJimmyRay, Mariposa Electrique, Mesh Gear Fox and 4 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back