Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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"one day i'll be as skinny as asparagus, don't you worry"

edit: haven't watched her droning videos so i'm catching up now. don't know if this was covered but does anyone actually believe anything she says?

to summarize her story, a popular guy in school dumped another popular girl then asked our gorl out. then he phoned her and asked if she wants to make out after school. the very next day everyone at school was waiting and watching for them to make out. he kissed her, took a look at her tits, then broke up with her because she had big nipples. :story:
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Yeah “skinny as asparagus.” She really DOESN’T care about her health, just wants to be “skinny.” Everything is so superficial with her.

Also I think the way that school story actually went was that some popular guy played a cruel joke pretending to want to date her, then kissed her while the other students watched and snickered, grabbed a peek at her breasts and then laughed about her giant nipples to the rest of his friends. A terrible thing to do, but somehow Chantal twists into “we were going out and then he dumped me five minutes later!”

Rabbit Bones said:
How is any of this shit easier than just eating less? She's in a constant fucking tail spin, pinging from re.tarded idea to re.tarded idea. At this point she's literally trying to take dieting advice from ghosts. As huge as she is... she can still keep eating her beloved processed garbage. She just needs to eat slightly less of it than what she wants to. She could stop making herself feel guilty and humiliating herself with her constant failures just by eating one filet of fish instead of two, or only eating half of Bibi's birthday cake instead of slamming the whole thing into her gullet. I'm just completely flummoxed by this.
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Because dieting the right way TAKES TIME. Chantal wants to drop a hundred pounds in a month and she will skip from grape fast to ghost advice in a pointless search for that magic bullet, instead of buckling down and having persistence and patience.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
How is any of this shit easier than just eating less? She's in a constant fucking tail spin, pinging from re.tarded idea to re.tarded idea. At this point she's literally trying to take dieting advice from ghosts. As huge as she is... she can still keep eating her beloved processed garbage. She just needs to eat slightly less of it than what she wants to. She could stop making herself feel guilty and humiliating herself with her constant failures just by eating one filet of fish instead of two, or only eating half of Bibi's birthday cake instead of slamming the whole thing into her gullet. I'm just completely flummoxed by this.
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These mental gymnastics is the only way she has found to stimulate her underdeveloped brain without moving an inch. As a species, we crave new experiences and socialization. Her "new" experiences are just repeating the same cycle over and over again with some tweeks to make it seem different enough to her. Socialization is done through social media where she has some form of control that she totally lacks in real life and can interact with people from the comfort of her bed or her bingemobile.

It is a testament on how unambitious Chantal is as a human being to be satisfied with such a boring and uneventful life.
 
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bingefairy said:
I made a modified version of Amberlynn's cycle chart for Chantal:
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Currently we're back at phase 1 for the 7th time this year. The breakdown is coming in two weeks max.
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This is excellent.

Chantal should get a poster size print of it and put it up in her kitchen.

But she won't listen, because she knows best girls.
 
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I'm convinced these idiots in her comment section are just as fat as she is.
Telling her how beautiful she is. C'mon people -a 400 pound whale is far from beautiful.

Oh April, what a month this will be. If someone told me March Madness would lead into celery & ghosts, I would have thought they lost their mind.
I'm hoping Chantal does daily updates of this new plan -we can use a good laugh each day.
 
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Testostrogen said:
If the cycle is moving faster and faster, when do you guys think she will achieve the singularity and experience all four stages at the exact same time?
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My Kiwi nirvana would be a full iteration of the cycle in one day. Early morning gym/weigh in video. Community tab suspiciously purged by noon and a meltdown video shortly thereafter. Lunch or dinner mukbang where she reminds us she doesn't give a fuck. Finally, right before the clock strikes midnight, the pumpkin turns back in to a health guru with a poorly researched woo diet video.

I mean, I joke, but also we're really not too far off from this happening.
 
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PatTraverse said:
These mental gymnastics is the only way she has found to stimulate her underdeveloped brain without moving an inch. As a species, we crave new experiences and socialization. Her "new" experiences are just repeating the same cycle over and over again with some tweeks to make it seem different enough to her. Socialization is done through social media where she has some form of control that she totally lacks in real life and can interact with people from the comfort of her bed or her bingemobile.

It is a testament on how unambitious Chantal is as a human being to be satisfied with such a boring and uneventful life.
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Bitch, get a World of Warcraft account. She could pretend she's a sexy, skinny night elf or whatever and occupy herself farming cute outfits and minipets. The thirsty beta males in voice chat would love her and laugh along with her God awful fart stories and tell her how sexy she sounds. I just can't understand how what she's doing is actually fulfilling any of those needs for her. She gets SO much more criticism and mockery than the praise she obviously wants.
 
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Dutch Courage said:
Don't think of it as "sodium", think of it as Magnificent Mineral Salts. That's what he calls them on his website:

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https://www.medicalmedium.com/blog/celery-juice

Even if this guy made any sense, know-it-all Chantal is still gonna do the whole thing wrong anyway from the very first day, "improving" the recipe by adding lemon juice or pouring it in her oatmeal or something. (Dr. Quack, I mean Medical Medium Anthony William, emphasizes that the magical celery juice has to be pure and unadulterated with any other ingredient)

How anybody can be this dopey is something perhaps only a deathfatty can understand. I wonder if a blender fulla ground up celery tastes better than a blender full of rotten off-season grapes and lemon juice?


ETA: Here is a glimpse of the guru himself:



ETA II: Oh, and he also kinda killed a child...

https://www.inverse.com/article/40096-medical-medium-anthony-william
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She's so goddamn predictable, it's getting ridiculous at this point.
Chantal loves to portray herself as soft-spoken, smart and educated, yet it's always idiots who get impressed by big words, hence why they fall for shammers like Medical Medium.

Anyone with half a brain would've klicked off as soon as he said "I'm not a doctor and I have no medical training". His advice is about as useful as tits on a bull.
 
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Someone is back to her old tricks again. One way to know she is dumb is that whenever she squeezes her picture, it becomes a rectangle, and when she posts other pictures, they are square. And her head becomes shaped like a football.

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Here are two photos pulled from her IG and one from the same day's YT video. It's pretty difficult to capture her with her mouth closed on YT since she's a mouthbreather, but I think the most important part here is the chins. You could argue that the second IG photo is just fat girl angles with the contrast bumped all the way up, but we all know Chantal goes to lengths to hide those chins. Even compared to the first photo it's like she shaved a lot of fat off the sides of her face. Let's also remember here that she's not able to lift her short, fat, stubby arms too high in order to truly fat-girl-angle the movie photo.
 
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in her defense you don't really have to do any editing if you take pictures with phone due to focal lens that they have. a fast google search gives that they are usually around 35mm. couple that with angle and distance and it drastically change the photo. that's why fatties can look somewhat normal when they take such pictures.

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but stretching her face out gives you a better reality than the original photo that's for sure. let's not forget how massive she is and how fat her face is.

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