Artcow Ken Penders - Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist

[Someone in a Tree]

I'm not sure what's worse: that Penders thought that people would give a shit about this... or that there are actually people who give a shit about this. This isn't that different from CWC prattling on about electric hedgehog genitals.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Meowthkip]

NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN BABY

Sonic porn is sexual liberation, pass it on.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Aw shit, here we go again.

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Clearly has a masters degree in digging himself deeper.

And he knows this how? Why is he even sharing any of this in the first place? What level of autism does one even need to have in order to defend the marriage of fictional furries by comparing it to 13-year olds marrying 43-year olds?

 

[OrsonZedd]

Aw shit, here we go again.

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Clearly has a masters degree in digging himself deeper.

This quote particularly is interesting to me; as someone who considers himself progressive, Ken is really very regressive here. I'm sure he would deny it but it's really telling, I think. This isn't some Star Trek shit where the Klingons are huge dicks, the Echidnas are his chosen people.

 

[KingofNothing]

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Well at least he got his and was snapped out of the universe

 

[Hideous K]

Aw shit, here we go again.
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Twitter must be some kind of exceptional magnet. The lack of self-awareness is staggering.
Clearly has a masters degree in digging himself deeper.

It's actively getting worse.

He's been engaging in damage control all day

NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN BABY
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He's going full-shift in politics now
this won't end well at all

 

[Megaroad]

This autistic abomination stole Sanic’s pootang View attachment 719656

What is it with skunks getting all that strange?

 

[two bees]

The man has the balls to claim that officially his self insert oc cucked the lead character of the comic he wrote for. That's honestly impressive in its own, massively autistic, way.

 

[Dumbchan]

Love the boasting that Geoff boned Sally, who was apparently 20 to her 16 like...I wouldn't even be proud of that.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I just went on this thread to make fun of the STDs Penders calls art, only to find him proclaiming that Sonic got cucked by his Skunk OC.
We truly live in the best/worst timeline.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

When I suddenly saw people reacting to my bad joke on the previous page I just knew this fucker was causing a shitstorm again and he did NOT DISAPPOINT.

 

[Kosher Dill]

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What's this about his "better half"? Are we supposed to believe he has a girlfriend?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What's this about his "better half"? Are we supposed to believe he has a girlfriend?

He’s married and had kids.

Penders retconning stuff like JK Rowling is actually scary.

You guys thought I was kidding?

That’s his two kids.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I'm surprised we've gone this far in this thread without bringing up this.

And yes, this is real.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

Penders is amazing because an autist on the level of Chris-Chan somehow got his greasy autist fingers all over a major property and completely raped it.

Ken Penders is CWC fully realized.

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The funniest part in all of this is that in the storyline (before the continuity reboot at least), he became engaged to his spy partner Hershey so that makes him a pedophile AND a cheating husband. Also ever since the first story he appeared in Geoffrey was after Sally's cooch, in clear competition with Sonic.

My god why did I read this comic as a child

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I'm surprised we've gone this far in this thread without bringing up this.
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And yes, this is real.

Titan Tails is literally fusing all versions of Tails into one.

Ken Penders is CWC fully realized.

No, CWC is a immature Penders. If it wasn’t for Penders’s writing style and other stuff, he wouldn’t have made Sonichu as autistic.

 

[Jack Awful]

So many pedos involved in children's media...

 

[TokiBun]

Titan Tails is literally fusing all versions of Tails into one.

We don’t talk about Titan Tails.

As much as I hate Penders I love how entertaining his sperging and rants are. Gives my boyfriend and I something to laugh about everyday.

 

[Meowthkip]

Gonterman was right all along.