Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

It would be miraculous if she stuck to any diet for 30 days in a row. The potato diet, fast food 1200 or 1500 calorie-a-day diet, Diet Soda Cleanse, Holy Water Fast, eating like a normal huamn - if she did anything with consistency for 30 days other than manic binge-fueled cycles she would see some kind of results.
 
Don't think of it as "sodium", think of it as Magnificent Mineral Salts. That's what he calls them on his website:

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https://www.medicalmedium.com/blog/celery-juice

Even if this guy made any sense, know-it-all Chantal is still gonna do the whole thing wrong anyway from the very first day, "improving" the recipe by adding lemon juice or pouring it in her oatmeal or something. (Dr. Quack, I mean Medical Medium Anthony William, emphasizes that the magical celery juice has to be pure and unadulterated with any other ingredient)

How anybody can be this dopey is something perhaps only a deathfatty can understand. I wonder if a blender fulla ground up celery tastes better than a blender full of rotten off-season grapes and lemon juice?


ETA: Here is a glimpse of the guru himself:



ETA II: Oh, and he also kinda killed a child...

https://www.inverse.com/article/40096-medical-medium-anthony-william
Of course he did.
 
"He has a spirit guide that tells him what is healthy'

I....

I can't. No.

We shouldn't ignore someone who has a million followers you guys. We should at least read his book. But we should totally ignore the trained medical professional who recommended deli meats as a snack in his reasonable diet plan. The medical professional who (I'm sure, though I haven't continued the video yet because I was rolling my eyes so hard I couldn't see) I have not consulted about wanting to be plant based and therefore did not give a chance to adapt his diet for my needs. No one else has ever eaten this way and therefore he couldn't possibly help me, even though I legitimise this by saying lots of people eat this way.
 
She’s setting herself up to fail. This diet requires a lot of expensive food and a lot of prep! She is all about instant gratification and the only way to eat on this cleanse is to prep foods which takes time (making smoothies, dressings, juices). She’s gonna get hungry and just be like fuck it, I’m ordering a pizza. Being raw vegan requires extreme discipline even for someone who eats healthy and is already vegan. She is so supremely frustrating with these detoxes and cleanses! I just want to shake her!!
 
"The things that this weightloss Dr. is recommending for me to do have been linked to cancers and heart disease and things like that!"
Interesting, but you know what else has been linked to cancers and heart disease, Chantal? Being morbidly obese.
But I'm sure your 'Gram Ghost-Guru who has impressed you with his big following, and super-scientific testimonials knows better than an actual physician who has spent time preparing a plan that is tailored to your personal medical issues.

Edit: after watching a bit more it astounds me just how thick Chantal is. There's a reason they set up follow-up appointments, it's to discuss what's working and what might not be. Instead of tossing the whole thing away, did she not think they could work with her on the dairy/processed meat issue?
But we all know this is BS anyway. Once she decided she hated this and wanted more carbs the diet was dead in the water and she just needed an excuse that made her sound virtuous.
 
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So she is going to eat raw fruits and veggies for 18 to 36 hrs and get stomach pains and the shits from the fiber that her intestines are not used to. The diet will go out the window and Arby's it will be. Clearly, she should avoid that Turkey pepperette (assuming it is similar to a Slim Jim) at all costs, but she should feel free to devour a large pepperoni pizza from Domino's. Gawd she is a dumb bitch.
 
I knew she wouldn't even try a plan from any doctor, or keep her appointments, but wow. A diet dictated by the ghost of Christmas future was not even on my radar.

Fucking amazing.

She won't even give this a real try either, but she's got me curious about what her next bugshit diet plan will be.
 
She won't even give this a real try either, but she's got me curious about what her next bugshit diet plan will be.
We've unexpectedly found ourselves in the midst of "Apparition April".
I don't speak to ghosts from the future, but I have a premonition we've got "Mukbang May" followed by ""Jilly Juice June" heading our way in Chantal's glorious Year of Healing.
 
So she is going to eat raw fruits and veggies for 18 to 36 hrs and get stomach pains and the shits from the fiber that her intestines are not used to. The diet will go out the window and Arby's it will be. Clearly, she should avoid that Turkey pepperette (assuming it is similar to a Slim Jim) at all costs, but she should feel free to devour a large pepperoni pizza from Domino's. Gawd she is a dumb bitch.

I bet she was thrilled when she heard "Turkey pepperette" recommended to her from the medical professionals. They handed her a Get Out of Jail Free card with their reasonable recommendation of a 100 calorie high-protein snack because they're trying to give her cancer. If she ever gets cancer it will be caused by the one Turkey pepperette the mean stupid doctors made her eat as a snack and not the thousands of large pepperoni pizzas she's inhaled all by herself over the years and the added weight it made her gain.

Finding substitutes for processed meat and cheese is beyond the realm of Chantal, but listening to woo science from a guy who consults a future spirit makes perfect sense. He has a million followers guise! We should all only follow advice based on follower count. Personally, I only eat what PewDiePie tells me to eat.
 
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The Ghost of Christmas Future is just a spirit who shows her a double-wide grave, because that’s where she’s going to be in five Crimbos and that’s the only time she will actually start to lose weight.

Mouldering six feet underground.
Don't be mean. Beetus may take a leg, that is weightloss. Medically induced coma's are another one, if she gets a good infection.
 

We’re back to not focusing on weight loss. It’s all about natural healing now, guys!

Honestly, this is the ravings of a mad woman. There’s a lot to unpack here but these are my personal highlights:

- She’s starting this 28 day program but hasn’t yet read the book. So she’s essentially going to read it now with a confirmation bias.

- Again, hasn’t read the book, but she’s in a position where she now knows more about dieting and health/wellness because “Doctor’s don’t know much about nutrition”. And can talk down to her audience about her vast knowledge about something she just heard about.

- It’s woo, she knows it’s woo, but she believes in it you guys!!

- It’s her cycle, she knows it’s the beginning of a cycle, but she believes in it you guys!!

- As a medic-kiwi, I love hearing her misconceptions, selective hearing and her educating me on how the body works... :story:

- Without her makeup, selective filtering and photo shop I’ll reiterate, she looks significantly older than 35 and unhealthy as all hell.
 
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