Lousy Cleaning Service
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fuckin hilarious thing to put in front of anything
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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fuckin hilarious thing to put in front of anything
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Jack should have dubbed “Yakety Sax” over the portion of the video in which he ineffectively attempted to flip the egg, pushing the pan about the cooktop due to his inability to grip it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4dHjdaquu4
I can not fucking handle this video. Jack's audio is totally fucked, and you can rely see how bad the stroke has fucked his brain up in this video. Highlight reel, IMO:
-Jack flys into a supreme tard rage because he burned the egg onto the pan and he counts that as "sticking"
-His checkout stand-tier chocolate doesn't melt like he expects it to, and he rages out again.
-He has a weird spergout about haters towards the end.
-Then he emphatically sings the praises of the pans that he just had a rage fit about.
-Says he'll keep them both. Even the small one, which he admits he'll probably never use. Just like the other "white one" that he's keeping.
I can not fucking handle this video. Jack's audio is totally fucked, and you can rely see how bad the stroke has fucked his brain up in this video. Highlight reel, IMO:
-Jack flys into a supreme tard rage because he burned the egg onto the pan and he counts that as "sticking"
-His checkout stand-tier chocolate doesn't melt like he expects it to, and he rages out again.
-He has a weird spergout about haters towards the end.
-Then he emphatically sings the praises of the pans that he just had a rage fit about.
-Says he'll keep them both. Even the small one, which he admits he'll probably never use. Just like the other "white one" that he's keeping.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4dHjdaquu4
I can not fucking handle this video. Jack's audio is totally fucked, and you can rely see how bad the stroke has fucked his brain up in this video. Highlight reel, IMO:
-Jack flys into a supreme tard rage because he burned the egg onto the pan and he counts that as "sticking"
-His checkout stand-tier chocolate doesn't melt like he expects it to, and he rages out again.
-He has a weird spergout about haters towards the end.
-Then he emphatically sings the praises of the pans that he just had a rage fit about.
-Says he'll keep them both. Even the small one, which he admits he'll probably never use. Just like the other "white one" that he's keeping.
You can listen his impotent rage mounting the more the video goes on and he probably ruined the pan with all that scraping
/ck/ will meme this video alot
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Jack has never been able to egg worth a damn. See here as he tries to separate the white from the yolk for almost a minute.
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I realized I hated his guts when he did that shit of cracking an egg with his stupid ass ring.
And worse, by smashing two eggs together. Fucking idiot.
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I wonder how many hours the clearly angered and possessed by a Cannibal Ghost pile of white trash spends reading us mocking him? I imagine at least an hour a day, maybe two given how badly the divinely mandated strokes have mangled his mind and how pissy he's gotten over the years.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4dHjdaquu4
I can not fucking handle this video. Jack's audio is totally fucked, and you can rely see how bad the stroke has fucked his brain up in this video. Highlight reel, IMO:
-Jack flys into a supreme tard rage because he burned the egg onto the pan and he counts that as "sticking"
-His checkout stand-tier chocolate doesn't melt like he expects it to, and he rages out again.
-He has a weird spergout about haters towards the end.
-Then he emphatically sings the praises of the pans that he just had a rage fit about.
-Says he'll keep them both. Even the small one, which he admits he'll probably never use. Just like the other "white one" that he's keeping.
Do we know if he's actually aware of this forum, though? I don't remember him mentioning us specifically. I may be wrong.
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Did Jack use his right hand to knock the fuck out of the egg or was hit his left
either way he had a good hook must have practiced on his own seed
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I don't know if he has mentioned us, but it's worth pointing out that we come up on the first page when you google Jack's name.
Given that we know he likes to follow what his detractors are saying about him, it's not that unlikely that he has encountered this thread before.
That's actually a good point, based on probability,.
I wonder how his stroke-addled boomer brain would process this website. Maybe he views us as evil atheist trolls trying to defy God's plan for his life....
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Maybe the stroke made him forget about us.
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oh i have no doubt jack knows about this thread
with his massive ego he's definitely googled his name many times and this thread is one of the top 10 results. he most likely sees this thread as the work of satan worshiping atheists who hate jesus and support the homosexuals
with his massive ego he's definitely googled his name many times and this thread is one of the top 10 results. he most likely sees this thread as the work of satan worshiping atheists who hate jesus and support the homosexuals
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I have seen mango worms removed from underneath a fat roll on a human being, and I don't deserve to have been exposed to this horror as well. although it's reminiscent.
holy shit, Jack. holy fucking shit.