🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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76 mins in and he´s hovering around 1k. The chat is moving in slow motion. This show is in the drain.....
 

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Lord Akira said:
Well, gentlemen, I think it's fairly apparent that this thread will become dead in a bit. Ralph is barely breaking 1K at peak hour, and unless the Drama alert "debate" happens, it's fairly safe to say that we can stick a fork in this and say that the retort has been aborted.
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Chat's not fun when every comment gets Held for Review, and Guntboi is too lazy to release them.
 
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Lord Akira said:
Well, gentlemen, I think it's fairly apparent that this thread will become dead in a bit. Ralph is barely breaking 1K at peak hour, and unless the Drama alert "debate" happens, it's fairly safe to say that we can stick a fork in this and say that the retort has been aborted.
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Let it be said, you are a majestic bastard for everything you have done to help further this.
 
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Lord Akira said:
Well, gentlemen, I think it's fairly apparent that this thread will become dead in a bit. Ralph is barely breaking 1K at peak hour, and unless the Drama alert "debate" happens, it's fairly safe to say that we can stick a fork in this and say that the retort has been aborted.
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Rate me :optimistic: if you want but Ralph has pulled off come backs before. I never really hated Ralph, just thought he was p dumb and getting dumber. I hope he does figure something out and make a good show again, I don't think that is a likely outcome but I know Ralph has it in him to pull it off. I also deep down know that if he does make a come back he won't have it in him to keep it going.
 
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nagant 1895 said:
Rate me :optimistic: if you want but Ralph has pulled off come backs before. I never really hated Ralph, just thought he was p dumb and getting dumber. I hope he does figure something out and make a good show again, I don't think that is a likely outcome but I know Ralph has it in him to pull it off. I also deep down know that if he does make a come back he won't have it in him to keep it going.
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I think that if he had some way to pull the show back stuffed somewhere in his ass he'd have pulled it out by now.

Imo he was past the event horizon the moment it was found out he was complicit in doxing his own paypigs.
 
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Unog said:
I think that if he had some way to pull the show back stuffed somewhere in his ass he'd have pulled it out by now.

Imo he was past the event horizon the moment it was found out he was complicit in doxing his own paypigs.
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Oh for sure TRR is on its deathbed and there's no cure. If Ralph is going to find success again it's going to be with something else. The only paypig dox I remember (other than Lord Akira which can't be pinned on Ralph even if he is by far the most likely suspect) was zugzug and as someone else has already pointed out zug is basically a brainlet. He should have warned people about dispatch and the kickfundme thing. In general though you're chronologically spot on because regardless of who doxed who and when that was exactly the point in time when the cancer spread to the gunt.
 
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Damn. I would be kinda sad if this thread died.

I guess I am not really hoping so much for a come back. But desperate times call for desperate measures. Or at least, I hope that's how ralph sees it lmao. Maybe he will do something extreme!

I know theres a snow balls chance in hell but fuck. Imagine the shit ralph and shoenice would get into.

Wasnt Ethan Klein trying to make some sort of exceptional fight club? Hell lets go full autism, er, optimism tonight. Ralph even wanted to get into boxing so there ya go. Ralph and Shoenice also hate da joos so they can even concoct some wwe shit where they tag team Ethan and. . . Uh. I dunno. Some other grabbler.

Seriously the more I think about it? The more the ralph/shoenice parallels appear. Am I detecting some long lost son lore? Could ralph be unaware he was adopted?
 
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Ralph and Shoenice also hate da joos
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In one of his recent-ish spergouts, Ralph used "jew-hater" as an insult. He was only ever pretending to be retarded anti-semitic for shekels, nothing more.

Which adds to the assumption that the man is yet another spineless, moor-less, hypocritical greedy fuck in the same vein as Sargon, though at least Carl has some starry-eyed political ideal he believes in going for him I guess.
 
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@Unog well throw shit at me through me through a screen door and call me freckled. I think I got fooled by the gunt.

On that note? I was about to say. I think ralph would be right at home as a politician. But maybe that's another reason why he and Carl are different. Hey he couldn't find a proper suit but at least the guy had people skills to get where he was.

Still a slimy politician all the same.

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Shoe's also a shitface drunk, which, while that would be entertaining, would also be the last thing Ralph needs.
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You assume I want what's best for him.
 
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Shoe's also a shitface drunk, which, while that would be entertaining, would also be the last thing Ralph needs.
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There's also the glue huffing and iirc crack-smoking so I don't think Ralph would do well with that kind of guy in his company.

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@Unog well throw shit at me through me through a screen door and call me freckled.
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I'm stealing that one for later, too good not to.
 
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