Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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How is she connected to her?
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When Candace had the misguided idea for Social Autopsy, Zoe freaked out and tried to discourage Candace from doing it. Candace basically told her, "uhhh thanks for the advice, who the fuck are you?" This sent Zoe into panic mode and she assured Candace she would be harassed because of her idea. Lo and behold, Candace immediately starts receiving harassment from sock puppet accounts right after her call with Zoe. How convenient, that timing.

Basically, Zoe doing her usual "I'll solve harassment by harassing the fuck out of whoever I perceive is against me".

Keep in mind, this is Candace's story, who is a lolcow herself. No reliable narrators involved.
 
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A wrinkle in that tale is that Candace Owens allegedly gave Quinn, and only Quinn, her private e-mail address and not any forward facing e-mail or Social Autopsy e-mail. Then that private e-mail account immediately got spammed with threats/harassment.

Owns might be unreliable as a source but she's also too fucking dumb to be able to create a small, plausible, reasonable and believable lie like that. Zoe is way smarter and more experienced, despite that her lies are full of holes, contradictions and leaps in logic.
 
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Looks like Toxic Chelsea is doing what she does best besides slobbering knobs, i.e. alienating and destroying someone/something?

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hahaha "a bunch of games" meanwhile the Tingle game Kickstarter hasn't had an update in 223 days. It's cute how she (and Brianna Wu) pretend to be grizzled game dev veterans when neither of them could pass a FizzBuzz test.

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This is the same woman that still thirsts for Eron's cock 4+ years after he dumped her.

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“I’ve done a bunch of games where I did everything on it”

Yeah except for the game you conned $85k out of thirsty betas. Apparently you can’t do everything on that game like finish it and give it to your backers.

Someone show me the games she “did everything on it” because we all know she didn’t even make the Twine game by herself.
 
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Sissy Galvez said:
“I’ve done a bunch of games where I did everything on it”

Yeah except for the game you conned $85k out of thirsty betas. Apparently you can’t do everything on that game like finish it and give it to your backers.

Someone show me the games she “did everything on it” because we all know she didn’t even make the Twine game by herself.
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Slobbering on some dude's knob until he coughs up some code isn't "doing everything."
 
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Water-T said:
Oh, you mean like that shitty Choose Your Own Sadbrains game where you hogged all the credit, Chelsea?
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What a useless game. It's supposedly about depression and you can't even kill yourself even though killing yourself would be preferable to playing such a shitty game.
 
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Sissy Galvez said:
“I’ve done a bunch of games where I did everything on it”

Yeah except for the game you conned $85k out of thirsty betas. Apparently you can’t do everything on that game like finish it and give it to your backers.

Someone show me the games she “did everything on it” because we all know she didn’t even make the Twine game by herself.
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AnOminous said:
Slobbering on some dude's knob until he coughs up some code isn't "doing everything."
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Water-T said:
Oh, you mean like that shitty Choose Your Own Sadbrains game where you hogged all the credit, Chelsea?
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And don't forget actually deliberately fucking sabotaging a gamejam where you know, you collaborate with other people to make a game because you were trying to be hip and ironic.

Keep talking Chelsea.
 
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Brain Problems said:
And don't forget actually deliberately fucking sabotaging a gamejam where you know, you collaborate with other people to make a game because you were trying to be hip and ironic.

Keep talking Chelsea.
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Not only did she sabotage the Pepsi Game Jam for attention, but also to fuck over some of the cast and crew, because she had a hateboner for JonTron and the head producer for not letting her run the fucking show and do whatever she wanted. It's been theorized that she also did it because it was going to steal the spotlight away from her "Rebel Jam" (IT'S COMING! I totes swear you guise!), much like how she sabotaged The Fine Young Capitalists game jam.

Of course, we didn't learn about this until after the fact because Chelsea moistened Nathan Grayson's microcock in exchange for him writing an article that made her look like the poor victim in all this.

archived link to article: https://web.archive.org/web/2014122...-reality-tv-show-that-went-to-hell-1555599284
 
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Charlie Delicious said:
Her hatred of Candace Owens is beautiful. Crazy Candace is quoted by the president and called in front of congress. Zoe couldn't even properly pimp her shit UN study. Stick to twitter, babe.

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This isn't really fair, either.

Candace's career is also based on sex. She's just better looking, and of a convenient ethnic background, so it doesn't matter that she's dumber (Zoë's not dumb: just lazy, immoral, and egotistical).

If Candace was a white girl who looked like UnburtWitch, she'd be lucky to not be homeless.

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I think she is kinda good looking in some photos but then I see her nudes and my boner instantly dies. Also, I bet her vagina kinda smells like a mix between onions and really old California rolls.
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She's definitely had work done since her low-rent porn career.

It actually went pretty well. She didn't overdo it, which is shocking given ehat she puts her hair through and that "cyborg" shit. But it really rubs me the wrong way when people lie about not getting enhancements.

I have eyes, Donald Trump, Kim Kardashian, and Michael Jackson. Sammy Sosa may be a cheat who looks like Uncle Fester, but at least he admitted he used bleach.
 
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