2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

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We Are The Witches said:
In any case, an appropriate prenuptial agreement can easily deal with this, and limit Kat/Phil's liability. And since they're both 'responsible' adults, any outcome out of this marriage is on them. They chose to do this, nobody forced Kat, which is why I'm expecting a 4d chess move by her.
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yeah im going to go out on a limb here and say there is ZERO chance he made her sign a prenup. If he was smart he would make her sign one and say its so that its clear all the debt he has is only his and then sneak in some protection of his assets but he isnt smart enough to do something like that.

if asked i assume him to say "are you an idiot? we are soul mates, and will be together for life! why would i ask her to sign a pre-nup? idiots!"
 
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Wait. . .'Wedding Selfie'!?!? AhhhHahahahahaaaa :story: WTF Phil? You look like a drunk frat-boy who saw a celebrity. Those are your wedding photos? Poorly lit Selfie in my parents living room over by the cat perch? And who is this girl?
'Oh, yeah, I love you or whatever. Sure let's spend the rest of our lives together. What? Photos to remember our special day? Uhh, I don't know, just take a poorly framed one with your phone, that will be fine. Oh, that's a great idea, let's take one of out rings side-by-side to stick it to the detractors, that'll prove you're not gay.'
This nigga took more photos of zoo animals and malls than he did his wedding :\
 
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Prince Lotor said:
Wait. . .'Wedding Selfie'!‽? AhhhHahahahahaaaa :story: WTF Phil? You look like a drunk frat-boy who saw a celebrity. Those are your wedding photos? Poorly lit Selfie in my parents living room over by the cat perch? And who is this girl?
'Oh, yeah, I love you or whatever. Sure let's spend the rest of our lives together. What? Photos to remember our special day? Uhh, I don't know, just take a poorly framed one with your phone, that will be fine. Oh, that's a great idea, let's take one of out rings side-by-side to stick it to the detractors, that'll prove you're not gay.'
This nigga took more photos of zoo animals and malls than he did his wedding :\
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and he couldt even fucking smile? are his teeth really THAT ffucked up? the way he goes out of his way to avoid showing his teeth when smiling makes you think he has meth mouth or something. i've never seen someone NEVER smile in a picture with their mouth open not a single time ever.

just another dspism i guess. god he is autistic
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
Fan fiction time: what if DSP knows he's going to lose his house and he's trying to tie kat down so she can't leave him when it happens?
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I could see it. We all know he has some sort of NPD going on with him, but looking into borderline personality disorder somewhat adds up with him.

He gets extremely moody out of nowhere. Like, flips a switch here and there. Also just seems to fear abandonment seeing as how he immediately rebounded after Leanna and married Khet much more quickly. His relationships have suffered a lot with his friends and to me, his family. See how quickly he seems to have went really cold sometimes about his parents being "fucking stupid" for not getting him a toy as a child and how much he doesn't seem to care about Leanna at all anymore, to the point of not mentioning her. Rambo seems to be on the fence of discussion when he would just avoid talking about him and throwing him under the bus to recently mentioning him. Haven't heard much about Howard.
 
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Stream hasn't even started yet, and already the paypigs are voicing their thoughts on the scam.

Pigroach wakes up from his gouty hibernation and addresses some concerns:

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EmperorGoutatine said:
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Stream hasn't even started yet, and already the paypigs are voicing their thoughts on the scam.

Pigroach wakes up from his gouty hibernation and addresses some concerns:

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Mrs. Burnell.

It's already fucking started, holy shit. He's already opening the floodgates and creating new material. I'm gonna die if he refers to her as Mrs. Burnell from now on. Just another one of his exceptional -isms.

Jesus fucking Christ
 
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EmperorGoutatine said:
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Stream hasn't even started yet, and already the paypigs are voicing their thoughts on the scam.

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"i dont owe anybody anything"

says the guy that squeals about how people who have adblock enabled when watching his youtube videos are literally reaching their hand into his pockets and stealing his money

for his own safety. i always loved that. like what are you trying to stay safe from? trolls? you literally posted your address for both of your houses. thats your mental gymnastics at work "for safety" fucking laughable.

and saying mrs burnell? who the fuck has ever mentioned their partner like that to anyone? "oh me and mrs smith are enjoying a nice evening" autistic as fuck lol
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
Some more post-wedding tweets have been included in the op including this gem:

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No, that's not how marriage works. The debt and property acquired before a marriage belongs to the individual who acquired it. It doesn't become the spouse's problem. The fact that DSP nonchalantly responds to this tweet is mindblowing, as is the fact that he doesn't know this is wrong. I don't know how he could have hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to his name and have no knowledge of how that affects the love of his life.
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Could this be a troll? I seem to remember Phil saying something like this (these could be his exact words) just after he got engaged to Leanna. It was response to questions about when he and PandaLee were to get married. I’m wondering if someone decided to throw this back to him to see what his response was.
 
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There are no other wedding pictures that we will ever see. They had no photographer. Phil took nothing more than a selfie, the pic of Kat, and the one of the rings. Everyone else at the wedding took pictures and someone recorded the whole thing, but the instagram photos are literally all that will ever be shown of the wedding.

Kat is so good at makeup and looked so beautiful that Phil almost cried, btw.
 
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